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Help / Advice Forum: AWESOME POST in "So, I'm Being Attacked By A Giant Snake...[Hypothetically

acidlacedpenguinacidlacedpenguin Registered User regular
edited January 2011 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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this is just awesome. It wins post of the day, post of the week, and is probably in strong contention for post of the month, all before even lunchtime!
Post: So, I'm Being Attacked By A Giant Snake...[Hypothetically]
Forum: Help / Advice Forum
Assigned Moderators: Pheezer, ceres

Posted by: Sir Carcass
Original Content:
The thing about snakes is they only understand their own language. So if a snake bites you, you bite that fucker right back. If it tries to swallow you, well, you pick up that tail and swallow him first.

This is best done in full view of the other snakes. After 10 or 20 instances of this, you'll develop a bit of a reputation among the snake underground.

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  • Triple BTriple B Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This isn't all that awesome.

    Steam/XBL/PSN: FiveAgainst1
  • Sir CarcassSir Carcass I have been shown the end of my world Round Rock, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    You're not all that awesome.

    I thought this was a good response:
    An-D wrote: »
    I can't try to swallow the snake back because I'm criminally homophobic. :(

  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Underground, you say?

    Sewer Snakes Rule!

    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
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