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  • iguanacusiguanacus Registered User regular
    Uncle Buck just started up. Did John Hughes ever make a bad movie?

    I dunno, I take you seriously on some topics and dick rider is your profession
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Yup, I redid the math and remember why I stopped playing Infinite Space.

    Amount of money I have: 111k

    Amount of money I need just to buy/outfit ships I want: 1-1.5m

    Amount of money I get from winning a random encounter: 1k

    Amount of money I get with my cargo fleet per run: 2k

    My soul, it is crushed once again.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Registered User regular
    Trying to decide if Keith Olbermann being fired in somewhat mysterious fashion is thread worthy or if he's just an irrelevant obnoxious blowhard that happens to agree with me so I like him marginally more.

    My cousin made this game: Gem Pop. It's legitimately fun, particularly for people who enjoy Bejewled, Dr. Mario, Tetris, etc. kinds of games. Only two bucks! If you try it out, PM me with what you think of it.
  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Netbook batteries kind of seem awful.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    The main protagonist's name is Twilight Sparkle.

    I am waiting for the vampire episode.

    Yeah, I caught that :P


    Hahahah fuck, I wanted to see if her name is from the original or if they get new ponies every series (because I'm totally new to it) so I typed in "Twilight Sparkle" to google.

    That was a mistake with predictable results.

  • LadyMLadyM Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    I've got to say, I really really like the animation for this My Little Pony show.

    Also locking people in the moon forever is a really dark way to start a series.

    Also also everyone has terrible awful names, but they're also kind of hilarious.

    The main protagonist's name is Twilight Sparkle.

    I am waiting for the vampire episode.

    With a vampire chase . . . set to Benny Hill music.

    In tangentially related news, I found a rarish Spanish 1980s My Little Pony at Value Village today, who will net me $150 to $200 when I sell her. :^:

  • deadonthestreetdeadonthestreet Registered User regular
    Trying to decide if Keith Olbermann being fired in somewhat mysterious fashion is thread worthy or if he's just an irrelevant obnoxious blowhard that happens to agree with me so I like him marginally more.

    It isn't mysterious. Comcast just bought NBC. Comcast is a very right leaning corporation. MSNBC is going to be eviscerated.

  • descdesc 1969 in the sunshine Registered User regular
    LadyM wrote: »
    In tangentially related news, I found a rarish Spanish 1980s My Little Pony at Value Village today, who will net me $150 to $200 when I sell her. :^:

    ... are you flipping My Little Ponies?

    I have to respect this as a money-making hustle.

  • WashWash Registered User regular
    iguanacus wrote: »
    Uncle Buck just started up. Did John Hughes ever make a bad movie?

    Baby's Day Out
    Maid in Manhattan

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    LadyM wrote: »
    In tangentially related news, I found a rarish Spanish 1980s My Little Pony at Value Village today, who will net me $150 to $200 when I sell her. :^:

    ... are you flipping My Little Ponies?

    I have to respect this as a money-making hustle.

    From what I've heard there is like some kind of My Little Pony underground where they swap pony parts.

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  • ElkiElki hegemon globalSuper Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
  • WashWash Registered User regular
    With each year Gary Sinise spends on CSI:NY I lose more and more respect for him

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  • FartacusFartacus __BANNED USERS
    Elki wrote: »

    Every time I see this, it remains as fucking fantastic as the first time

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    You wanted to tussle.

    We tussled.

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    hello people what is the haps

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    With each year Gary Sinise spends on CSI:NY I lose more and more respect for him

    man just wants a steady paycheque, dog

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    8wfY

    That is not a flattering picture. At all.

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  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    I am in love with this animation. I'd change my avatar and signature if that wouldn't mean copying someone.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    hello people what is the haps

    I am the lonely

    Spoiler:
  • FartacusFartacus __BANNED USERS
    Arivia wrote: »
    8wfY

    That is not a flattering picture. At all.

    Yeah no kidding. Where's it from?

    Looks like Michelle might need a little update on her edges

  • FartacusFartacus __BANNED USERS
    Antimatter wrote: »
    hello people what is the haps

    I am the lonely

    Go present your penis to the first person you see outside your house

    I guarantee you will have a whole room full of friends to spend the night with in no time

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    this comcast deal is a gong show

    when will your regulators learn to regulate, america

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    Fartacus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    8wfY

    That is not a flattering picture. At all.

    Yeah no kidding. Where's it from?

    Looks like Michelle might need a little update on her edges

    I got it from the EW.

    An update on everything, really.

    It had me wondering if Jean Chretien was suddenly infectious.

    8wgd

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  • FartacusFartacus __BANNED USERS
    "Gotta focus mama / You don't want to get a cooch contusion."

  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    hello people what is the haps

    I am the lonely
    weeeeeeeeee are the deaaaaad

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    this comcast deal is a gong show

    when will your regulators learn to regulate, america


    regulators?

  • descdesc 1969 in the sunshine Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    LadyM wrote: »
    In tangentially related news, I found a rarish Spanish 1980s My Little Pony at Value Village today, who will net me $150 to $200 when I sell her. :^:

    ... are you flipping My Little Ponies?

    I have to respect this as a money-making hustle.

    From what I've heard there is like some kind of My Little Pony underground where they swap pony parts.

    I'm imagining a video by like, Rick Ross or someone in that vein. Shots of Miami in the evening, a cocaine-white Mayback drives by, Rick Ross lighting a cigar with a cedar chip in slow mo, then he starts rapping about how he's still in the game makin' millions and he pops his trunk and it digitally blurs all these second hand My Little Ponies stacked up that he's getting from South America.

  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    this comcast deal is a gong show

    when will your regulators learn to regulate, america


    regulators?

    touché

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    it's pretty bizarre, senj

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • FartacusFartacus __BANNED USERS
    ahahahaha

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i really love it when my internet drops and then my xbox can't find xbox live again even when i'm connected

    and how power cycling doesn't have any effect

    that is the fucking best

    i need to watch tv to escape my seething jealousy about my ex girlfriend's amazing new job doing art for some video game company

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • ShivahnShivahn Registered User regular
    Spoiler:

    Some people are classy cheaters.

  • FartacusFartacus __BANNED USERS
    [chat] thread is delivering like a motherfucker

  • LadyMLadyM Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    LadyM wrote: »
    In tangentially related news, I found a rarish Spanish 1980s My Little Pony at Value Village today, who will net me $150 to $200 when I sell her. :^:

    ... are you flipping My Little Ponies?

    I have to respect this as a money-making hustle.

    :^: :^:

    The funny thing is this rare version of the pony is hideous compared to the "normal" US version (that's worth like $10).

    Normal version:

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    Rare version, oh God what:

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Richard's a great guy.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    those sites are all 99% fake

    which is offensive because they don't even have the decency to be funny fakes

    Sarksus wrote: »
    I'm gonna get a PhD in incest.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    seriously, the place she works has a big Riker cutout of him posing dramatically

    people often move it behind coworkers so that when they turn around, riker is staring them in the face

    this is referred to as "rikering"

    and they get two breaks a day to play smash brothers

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    Is that a My Little Shetland Pony?

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  • FartacusFartacus __BANNED USERS
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    those sites are all 99% fake

    which is offensive because they don't even have the decency to be funny fakes

    Don't shatter this for me

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