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Fuck Needles

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    I've had two epidurals injected in my spine. Those needles are very large.

    And it would have been a very bad time to sneeze since they told me if I moved I could become paralyzed.

    My mom says she never tried cocaine because she was afraid to sneeze.

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    edited January 2011
    I also had an ass cyst when I was a kid, that was not pleasant

    And I was once stuck outside in far below zero temperatures for hours and when I got back indoors my hands nearly exploded from the pain of re-establishing body heat

    Apparently I was lucky not to have gotten actual frost bite which is just evidence that as a child I was not smart

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    did you get stuck outside on purpose

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    This one time I had no serious injuries or medical issues.

    It didn't hurt at all.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    did you get stuck outside on purpose

    No but I did venture out knowing full well that I (a) needed a house key and (b) needed, I don't know, gloves

    As I said, not smart

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I got outside without gloves all the time.

    I don't even own gloves.

    But I really need them.

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    did you get stuck outside on purpose

    No but I did venture out knowing full well that I (a) needed a house key and (b) needed, I don't know, gloves

    As I said, not smart

    Well. Not being smart is how you learn as a kid

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    did you get stuck outside on purpose

    No but I did venture out knowing full well that I (a) needed a house key and (b) needed, I don't know, gloves

    As I said, not smart

    Well. Not being smart is how you learn as a kid

    I guess

    Anyway going to take my life savings and go off to the Arctic wearing only a pair of sandals

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kadith wrote: »
    This one time I had no serious injuries or medical issues.

    It didn't hurt at all.
    I can fix that for ya...

  • WeaverWeaver hut hut wut wutRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Generally I'm fine with needles, but the spinal tap left me a three-day migraine and the penecillin shot I got at boot felt like taking a bullet in the ass cheek

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2011
    When I had the biopsy done of my thyroid, they first put in a little local anesthetic to numb the area before they put the big damn needle in.

    Problem is, it only really numbed the surface and when the big needle got past the top few layers of skin and down into my neck, it hurt like a motherfucker. And once it was in, they had to pull back on the syringe to pull the biopsy out, which hurt even more.

    And then they had to go in a second time.

    worst thing I've ever felt. I cried.

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    This one time I had no serious injuries or medical issues.

    It didn't hurt at all.
    I can fix that for ya...

    Are.. Are you hitting on me?

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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Kadith wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    This one time I had no serious injuries or medical issues.

    It didn't hurt at all.
    I can fix that for ya...

    Are.. Are you hitting on me?
    I intend to do some hitting. Mostly kicking though.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    prostate exams are so goddamn uncomfortable

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    This one time I had no serious injuries or medical issues.

    It didn't hurt at all.
    I can fix that for ya...

    Are.. Are you hitting on me?
    I intend to do some hitting. Mostly kicking though.

    I've always had a thing for legs.

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    Bedlam wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    This one time I had no serious injuries or medical issues.

    It didn't hurt at all.
    I can fix that for ya...

    Are.. Are you hitting on me?
    I intend to do some hitting. Mostly kicking though.

    Im reminded of the scene in little nicky where ozzy hands nicky's girlfriend a rock and says "Here ... kill him with this."
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    prostate exams are so goddamn uncomfortable

    For you maybe.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Things are getting hot in this thread...

  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Things are getting hot in this thread...

    So take off all your...sigs?

    I don't know where I was going with this.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    then after they throw you like 2 napkins and ask you to clean up



    thanks doc, can I have some dignity back?

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  • TalkcTalkc Registered User
    edited January 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    then after they throw you like 2 napkins and ask you to clean up



    thanks doc, can I have some dignity back?

    Its like Eurythmics said.....

    Some people want to abuse you... some people want to be abused.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Things are getting hot in this thread...

    So take off all your...sigs?

    I don't know where I was going with this.

    Haha

    Would you like to try again?

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Talkc wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    then after they throw you like 2 napkins and ask you to clean up



    thanks doc, can I have some dignity back?

    Its like Eurythmics said.....

    Some people want to abuse you... some people want to be abused.

    economics she blinded me with social science five six seven eight three oh nine

    i'm broken send help

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Things are getting hot in this thread...

    So take off all your...sigs?

    I don't know where I was going with this.

    Haha

    Would you like to try again?

    No, I can only see it getting worse.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    Things are getting hot in this thread...

    So take off all your...sigs?

    I don't know where I was going with this.

    Haha

    Would you like to try again?

    No, I can only see it getting worse.

    Probably a wise decision.

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh I didn't think this was a public affair.

    I uh.. uhm.. I've got to go. Yeah. go

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Here's one that I get to do quite often... be advised this is SFW and there's no gore, but some people might be a little leery because it's drilling a needle into your bone.

    I present, the EZ IO Intraosseous Access Drill. This is the exact model we carry on the trucks.

    BTW: Hurts less than a 16g peripheral going in.

  • WarcryWarcry Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Here's one that I get to do quite often... be advised this is SFW and there's no gore, but some people might be a little leery because it's drilling a needle into your bone.

    I present, the EZ IO Intraosseous Access Drill. This is the exact model we carry on the trucks.

    BTW: Hurts less than a 16g peripheral going in.


    I just fucking threw up in my mouth, thanks

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  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, those catheter needles don't hurt at all - the ones that go in your vein.
    You haven't lived until you've used one to lance a sebaceous cyst in your earlobe with no freezing.
    There's nothing quite like the pressure in a sebaceous cyst in a confined area, or the pain it wreaks when you try and put a thing in it to pop it.


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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh earlobe cysts.

    I get those too.

    THANKS MOM FOR YOUR WONDERFUL GENES THAT GIVE ME ALL THESE CYSTS.

    I also got a cyst on like...my jawline and one on my chest just below my neck. The doctor didn't numb me for either of those, just got a scalpel and went to town. Hurrah.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I have a few things called skin tags on my neck.

    Makes getting my neck trimmed at the barber a pain.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    1) uriel you know you can get rid of those with friggin string right

    2) haha that drill video doesn't mess around, it's just like
    hey here's some sort of thing on a BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT DRILLED

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    But they bleed rane.

    and I am a slight hemophobe.

  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    wah wah wah


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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    they're on your neck, not like you can see them

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  • Wombat!!Wombat!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    My mom is really good at giving injections. Does them overhand, like a dart.

    I always get injections at home, so it's kind of unnerving coming home to a parent holding a syringe with your name on it, but I got used to it after the third or fourth time.

  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I don't like needles but I'm glad to know that I can get over it because otherwise I wouldn't be able to give blood.

    Take my blood...TAKE IT!

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I hate needles and have had this the toenail thing done THREE TIMES

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    But seriously.

    Don't be stingy with your blood, people.

    Save a life.

    Let your blood mingle with mine!

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm here to join the plionidal cyst club.

    So did you guys have to have yours left open?

    And then the gauze repacked by your mother??

    Yup.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    They put a weird...uh, string like thing in mine, and then just took it out after a few days.

    I'm actually concerned that mine is coming back...

    :/

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