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[miniPhalla] Penny Arcade: Game Over! Village/Twisp & Catsby Victory!

3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest....that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
edited February 2011 in Critical Failures
"Goddamnit, Gabriel!" Tycho screamed, darkness swirling around him as he grew angrier. "I have had it up to here with your irrelevant bullshit about your penis, your feces, or some formerly unknown combination of the two!"

"Look man, all I'm saying is that a giant wang made of poo would be pretty funny you know..." Gabe backed away nervously, not liking the look in Tycho's eyes at all. It couldn't be good that they were glowing like that.

"THAT DOES IT!" The air around Tycho erupted as he turned and stalked out of the house. "I have a loyal cohort who will see this through with me Gabriel. Your remaining time on this planet is short; best to make the most of it."

With that, he disappeared, several notable members of the cast missing with him.

But then they all came back anyway.

"You know what, we're going to do this old school" Tycho said, getting out pens and paper.

"D&D man? At a time like this? I know you're a hardcore fan, but I don't thi-"

"Shutup and listen."

Gabe nodded quickly and took another step back.

"We will do this like they did in the old days. 1 name every day, until eventually those of us in the right are left standing."

Tycho looks around at the assembled characters.

"Let's do this shit."


What is this?
This is a mini Phalla! It's like a regular Phalla, but it's only for 26 people. Check out this thread if you want more info on what a Phalla is or how they work.

This one, specifically, is Penny Arcade themed!


What are the rules?

An excellent question!

Do not copy-paste, directly quote, screenshot, or otherwise show people your actual role PM.

1 ghost post, but keep all game info out of it. No talking on proboards when you're dead.

Speaking of proboards: if you make one, send me a link to it. You can put any orders for powers you have on the proboard.

No anonymous contact or ghosting. If you are talking to someone, they have to know your forum handle.

At least 1 vote (in bold red) and 1 non vote post a day. You may retract in bold green but revoting works just as well.

Ask questions in bold orange.
Sign up in bold lime green.


Other stuff
26 person game.
This game is probably going to get insane, because everyone has a unique role with some kind of power. These are of varying levels of actual power: don't feel cheated if you feel like yours isn't "powerful enough."
Vote close will be at midnight EST (5 am GMT, 9 pm PST).

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  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Player List:
    1. Sir Fab
    4. romanqwerty
    7. Farangu
    9. Void Slayer
    13. Ringo
    15. sterling3763
    16. SeGaTai
    17. DevoutlyApathetic
    18. schuss
    25. Nodgarb

    The dead:
    The Anonymous - The Deep Crow (torn asunder by sorcerous magics at the request of the mob)
    B:L - Kevin aka K-Real aka Keazy (sung into oblivion)
    Mr. Defecation - Div (killed by the Autumn Razor)
    Keika - Charles (Brain eaten)
    towndrunk34 - Carl (burned alive by popular demand)
    Cleonicus - The Dickwolves (killed by the Autumn Razor)
    Alt_Raven - Mr. Period (WE ARE BROODAX)
    Dunadan019 - Gamestop Guy (Torso Harvested)
    Phyphor - The Merch/The Fleshreaper (obliterated by the Omnibus)
    Matev - Annarchy (obliterated by popular demand)
    daniant - Tycho (killed by the Autumn Razor)
    jackisreal - Frank (pantsed by popular demand)


    Other:
    Fruitfucker 2000 (Wildcat) and The Orange (immortal squish) - made sweet love and were removed from the game, victorious
    Jim (REG Rysk) and The Zombies (Kellie) - Targeted the one man who could stop them and were removed from the game in defeat.


    Clarifications:


    Narrations:
    Day 0
    Day 1
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    GABE AND TYCHO DO NOT PLAY THE PHALLA.

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  • KellieKellie Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Another one? Awesome.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I will be disappointed if there are no dickwolves present.

  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    !MY PHALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Everyone has a power, of scaling imba?

    Clearly I am in the right place.

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  • jackisrealjackisreal Registered User
    edited January 2011
    !Clawshrimp?

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  • Void SlayerVoid Slayer Very Suspicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    LETS DO THIS!

    He's a superhumanly strong soccer-playing romance novelist possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a beautiful African-American doctor with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    !sure sure sure butts

  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    POWER! UNLIMITED...!!! POOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'm ready. I have all the karates.

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Man, I hate my stupid monkey blood

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    sign up

  • sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Me too

  • SeGaTaiSeGaTai Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    signup!

    PSN SeGaTai
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sign up!

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    There can be only one!

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Islam is the light!

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Viva! Check out this Pac-Man watch!

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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I am obligated to participate.

  • KeikaKeika Delectable tea, or deadly poison? Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    How can I resist?

    "My fancies are fireflies / Specks of living light / twinkling in the dark." ~Rabindranath Tagore
  • WildcatWildcat Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    !I am the MECH KIIIIIIIIIING

  • immortal squishimmortal squish Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Woe to any fruit amongst us, for I shall make surprise sex upon them and it shall be good.

    <3
  • Alt_RavenAlt_Raven Registered User
    edited January 2011
    Sign it up

    You touched my Tra-La-La!
  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User
    edited January 2011
    oh gawd oh gawd we're all gonna die

  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    /fruit

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Signups are now closed!

    Now taking Reserves!

    PMs will be out within a few hours.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Uh, the OP, where it says:
    1 vote (in bold red) and 1 non vote post a day. You may retract in bold green but revoting works just as well.

    Those are minimums and not limits, right?

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

    PSN: QuipFilter
  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Yes, those are minimums.

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    Steam: BIRD BIRD KILL IT
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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Shit, that is some quality hosting there. A minute from question to answer. 3clipse must be watching this thread like a hawk!

    ...

    ...

    ...3clipse.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

    PSN: QuipFilter
  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Damnit Devout stop trying to kill me when I'm host.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Hey, it is just obvious from how your stalking the thread! Don't blame me.

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

    PSN: QuipFilter
  • B:LB:L Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Oh shit it's !DevoutlyApathetic the really bad player!

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  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Role PMs are now all out. Let me know if you didn't get one.

    Day 0 narration will be up within a couple hours.

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  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic I've Done Worse Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    B:L wrote: »
    Oh shit it's !DevoutlyApathetic the really bad player!
    Love you too B:L.

    Oh, and clearly this is a diversionary tactic by 3clipse's teammate to try and move the wagon, don't be fooled!

    Trogg wrote: »
    Not as positive as AIDS and cancer, but positive nonetheless.

    PSN: QuipFilter
  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Alright, Heaven or Hell, let's rock!

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Day 0

    Randy Pinkwood here on scene in Seattle, folks.

    It looks like some sort of fight has broken out amongst the various cast members of "Penny Arcade."

    We're definitely going to see some rough action here tonight!

    You know who else saw some rough action? A foxy little number in the back of my news van just now.

    You know what I'm talking about.

    I'm talking about road sex.


    Day 1 has now begun! Vote close is at midnight EST tomorrow!

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  • RingoRingo Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I'll get you, Matev!

    And your little Div, too!

    ceres wrote: »
    I'm just going to go ahead and lock this thread before I feel any worse about humanity.
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  • MatevMatev Benjamin Warsaw, Action Six News! It's Benji.......like the dogRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ringo

    We gonna keep going around like this with this Itchy and Scratchy bullshit?

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
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