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Kinda Wish I Was Still at [AusPAX]

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Huh. Here was me, all man that squid guy seems like a cool dude.

    I'm looking forward to the next AusPax, he seems like a fun guy it'll be cool to have a drink with him.

    No longer.

    We are enemies.

    And I really, really need a lamb cutlet

    Tef on
  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I am sorry Tef by way of apology I will mail you a lamb cutlet.

    theSquid on
    What is the proper response to a Winston ult anyway?

    A banana so he slips
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Haha no worries why don't you just fax it to me?

    Tef on
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Domino's iPhone app is the devious fucking thing.

    Now I gotta work out how to make it look like I'm not the only one at home for when the pizza guy gets here

    Tef on
  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Just be all "Hey I think it's the pizza!" really loudly when you hear a knock at the door, and then take a moment or two to get to the door.

    Make sure your curtains are closed.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    just own it

    "hey here's your money. Busy night? Me, nah I'm just gonna watch tivoed episodes of Blue Water High and envelop my dick in each slice of this pizza. Ever jerked off using pizza? It's so warm. Anyway keep the change"

    #pipe on
  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    just own it

    "hey here's your money. Busy night? Me, nah I'm just gonna watch tivoed episodes of Blue Water High and envelop my dick in each slice of this pizza. Ever jerked off using pizza? It's so warm. Anyway keep the change"

    Make sure your hand is just dripping with lotion or some other kind of lubricant.

    And never take your eyes away from his.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    no no no

    make sure to answer the door with a wicked boner

    pat around your pants pockets pretending to look for your wallet to draw attention to it.

    #pipe on
  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No shirt.

    Only boxers.

    Old ones, with a fly if possible.

    So enough may slip out.

    As if your penis was giving a tantalising wink.

    Hey there.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Blue Water High is key.

    Jerking off to Blue Water High.

    #pipe on
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Thanks guys. Now I've been arrested.

    Tef on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    PLEAD INSANITY

    #pipe on
  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    PLEAD HILARITY

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    BLEED HILARIOUSLY

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    This hasn't worked out well at all

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    SCREED PRECARIOUSLY

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    LEAD VIVACIOUSLY

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    MEAD INGENIOUSLY

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    KNEAD VICARIOUSLY

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Guys this is serious I've got mozzarella in my wiener hole and I'm in handcuffs

    Tef on
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fire the mozarella at someone!

    Also, you actually did some screeding the other weekend, didn't you?

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  • GatsbyGatsby ElsewhereRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'll be there in 10
    :winky:

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fire the mozarella at someone!

    Aim for the face, and don't forget to make remarks about them having your dick-cheese on them...

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Yeah I got my screed on.

    Not again, now that I'm a jailbird. thrown in the slammer for my pizza molestation crimes

    Tef on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Guys don't fuck pizza.

    This is like basic LIFE1010 shit here

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well where the hell where you like a half hour ago when I needed that advice?

    Tef on
  • Tweaked_Bat_Tweaked_Bat_ Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oden wrote: »
    what is up with people who dont accept resumes as pdfs

    If it's for a digital/design agency, then take that as a warning bell.

    Tweaked_Bat_ on
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tef wrote: »
    Well where the hell where you like a half hour ago when I needed that advice?

    DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING PIZZA THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Tef wrote: »
    Well where the hell where you like a half hour ago when I needed that advice?

    DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING PIZZA THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS

    IN RETROSPECT, YES IT WAS

    Tef on
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    You should've just answered the door with a boner like pipe said.
    I've done it before, I mean what was I going to do. Suddenly not have a massive boner?
    People shouldn't have needed me to answer the door at 4pm in the morning. It is their own fault for waking me up.

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  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The problem with that stim is that my boner would be noticeable to the casual observer

    Tef on
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    BA-ZING

    I keed, I keed

    Tef on
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    HURF DURF.

    Man this one time I'd woken up with morning wood and gone downstairs to get some water before putting clothes on. I was wearing boxers and my mum turned to me to talk to me, then looked down and then her head snapped up.

    My brother and I found it pretty funny.

    I am king of inappropriate boners is what I am saying.

    For a while when I was thinner (it is possible) I could drop certain pairs of my pants at will. Provided my belt wasn't on too tight if I stood and slightly moved my legs they would just fall down.
    When I found out I had this talent much fun was had.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    4pm in the morning

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    #pipe on
  • stimtokolosstimtokolos Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    If it I eat breakfast during it it is the morning man. This person should've known better. They've had known me for about 17 years at the time.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    that doesn't make sense

    #pipe on
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Maybe to your outdated concepts of day and night pipe. Nightify days and dayify nights, man

    Tef on
  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    FACE FACE DEATH DEATH

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oden wrote: »
    what is up with people who dont accept resumes as pdfs

    they want to have it "on file" and the company probably has its own "filing system" which means they want to copy and paste stuff from your resume into their system

    never mind that you can copy and paste text from a PDF ANYWAY

    in other words bitches ain't know shit

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll be just fine. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    also I wanted to thank you folks for the last two pages

    you are all amazing people

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