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Kinda Wish I Was Still at [AusPAX]
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I'm looking forward to the next AusPax, he seems like a fun guy it'll be cool to have a drink with him.
No longer.
We are enemies.
And I really, really need a lamb cutlet
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Now I gotta work out how to make it look like I'm not the only one at home for when the pizza guy gets here
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Make sure your curtains are closed.
"hey here's your money. Busy night? Me, nah I'm just gonna watch tivoed episodes of Blue Water High and envelop my dick in each slice of this pizza. Ever jerked off using pizza? It's so warm. Anyway keep the change"
Make sure your hand is just dripping with lotion or some other kind of lubricant.
And never take your eyes away from his.
make sure to answer the door with a wicked boner
pat around your pants pockets pretending to look for your wallet to draw attention to it.
Only boxers.
Old ones, with a fly if possible.
So enough may slip out.
As if your penis was giving a tantalising wink.
Hey there.
Jerking off to Blue Water High.
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"If you don't know who Kendra is, I'm officially not speaking to you."
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"If you don't know who Kendra is, I'm officially not speaking to you."
"If you don't know who Kendra is, I'm officially not speaking to you."
"If you don't know who Kendra is, I'm officially not speaking to you."
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Also, you actually did some screeding the other weekend, didn't you?
"If you don't know who Kendra is, I'm officially not speaking to you."
Aim for the face, and don't forget to make remarks about them having your dick-cheese on them...
"If you don't know who Kendra is, I'm officially not speaking to you."
Not again, now that I'm a jailbird. thrown in the slammer for my pizza molestation crimes
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This is like basic LIFE1010 shit here
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If it's for a digital/design agency, then take that as a warning bell.
DEFINITELY NOT FUCKING PIZZA THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS
IN RETROSPECT, YES IT WAS
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I've done it before, I mean what was I going to do. Suddenly not have a massive boner?
People shouldn't have needed me to answer the door at 4pm in the morning. It is their own fault for waking me up.
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I keed, I keed
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Man this one time I'd woken up with morning wood and gone downstairs to get some water before putting clothes on. I was wearing boxers and my mum turned to me to talk to me, then looked down and then her head snapped up.
My brother and I found it pretty funny.
I am king of inappropriate boners is what I am saying.
For a while when I was thinner (it is possible) I could drop certain pairs of my pants at will. Provided my belt wasn't on too tight if I stood and slightly moved my legs they would just fall down.
When I found out I had this talent much fun was had.
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they want to have it "on file" and the company probably has its own "filing system" which means they want to copy and paste stuff from your resume into their system
never mind that you can copy and paste text from a PDF ANYWAY
in other words bitches ain't know shit
you are all amazing people