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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited February 2011
    Cinders wrote: »
    I like nature films because David Attenborough has a soothing voice.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs

    Echo on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    A 12 year old girl found this heart in her bag :(

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dolphins are part of the rape culture.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Sammich I feel like in a span of two weeks you've gone from idealistic to broken by the system, straight up 1984 style

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    A 12 year old girl found this heart in her bag :(

    What's with that frown?

    Maybe she has image issues.

    And God is telling her not to.

    Quid on
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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    dubstep is the only electronic music worth listening to

    maybe post-rock too depending on the band

    Tav on
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Jesus Christ

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    All that heheheing as the water turns red.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Well dolphins do rape people, where as sharks are just murderers. Its a hard call.

    If your penis were prehensile, you'd rape people with it, too.

    All boarding crowded trains with nowhere to go

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIlObKYwUyI

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    A 12 year old girl found this heart in her bag :(

    That's not even the worst part. Later she ate it.

    Donkey Kong on
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    A 12 year old girl found this heart in her bag :(

    Did her birds just die? Is that why you're sad?

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    A 12 year old girl found this heart in her bag :(

    Like somebody she knows bought a bag of naughty hearts and then slipped one in her bag?

    Or somebody at the candy manufacturer was taking the piss?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Come on guys, you know 12 year olds can't read

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Sammich I feel like in a span of two weeks you've gone from idealistic to broken by the system, straight up 1984 style

    It depends on what I'm doing at work really.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Come on guys, you know 12 year olds can't read

    That's just what your parents told you so you wouldn't feel bad.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    A 12 year old girl found this heart in her bag :(

    Like somebody she knows bought a bag of naughty hearts and then slipped one in her bag?

    Or somebody at the candy manufacturer was taking the piss?

    Nah she had a bag of regular hearts and that one was in there

    Probably just a mixup at a factory that made both naughty and regular types

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hey hey guys the candy heart isn't so bad.

    It would have been worse if they said her tits were terrible.

    12 year olds have horrible self esteem.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Come on guys, you know 12 year olds can't read

    That's just what your parents told you so you wouldn't feel bad.

    n-n-n-nnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    That looks photoshopped. Like its the wrong text for hearts and isn't even in the right place.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
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    A 12 year old girl found this heart in her bag :(

    Like somebody she knows bought a bag of naughty hearts and then slipped one in her bag?

    Or somebody at the candy manufacturer was taking the piss?

    Nah she had a bag of regular hearts and that one was in there

    Probably just a mixup at a factory that made both naughty and regular types

    Somewhere a kinky diabetic is being disappointed.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    dubstep is the only electronic music worth listening to

    maybe post-rock too depending on the band

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2_Y59HCyhA

    Podly on
    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Hey hey guys the candy heart isn't so bad.

    It would have been worse if they said her tits were terrible.

    12 year olds have horrible self esteem.

    Their tits are usually nothing to write home about if we are being honest.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Hey hey guys the candy heart isn't so bad.

    It would have been worse if they said her tits were terrible.

    12 year olds have horrible self esteem.

    Their tits are usually nothing to write home about if we are being honest.

    Well no shit. Come on preach you're never going to be a good parent if you don't learn to lie to your kids.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    That looks photoshopped. Like its the wrong text for hearts and isn't even in the right place.

    It must be true because the manufacturing tolerances on those hearts are so tight.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Eddy wrote: »
    Sammich I feel like in a span of two weeks you've gone from idealistic to broken by the system, straight up 1984 style

    wait

    since when has Sammich not been a clone of David Broder

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Hey hey guys the candy heart isn't so bad.

    It would have been worse if they said her tits were terrible.

    12 year olds have horrible self esteem.

    Their tits are usually nothing to write home about if we are being honest.

    Well no shit. Come on preach you're never going to be a good parent if you don't learn to lie to your kids.

    pfft i wanna know where shes getting her training bras

    dlinfiniti on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Sammich I feel like in a span of two weeks you've gone from idealistic to broken by the system, straight up 1984 style

    wait

    since when has Sammich not been a clone of David Broder

    I'm much more handsome.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Tav wrote: »
    dubstep is the only electronic music worth listening to

    maybe post-rock too depending on the band

    Every good jungle song ever written called. They said, "LOL."

    desc on
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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Ok, so, a rundown:

    Fartacus is dead now.
    Electronic music.
    Twelve year-old tit candy.
    Uhh... stuff.

    Hey [chat]

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Soon someone is going to whip out a creepy anime boob chart and Will's gonna pounce, frothing

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Does anyone know a good book about relatively early maritime culture? Other than pirates.

    I'm having a devil of a time figuring out an average crew compliment for a colony fleet expecting to meet resistance.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The best part about Fartacus getting banned is he came into Vent afterwards and literally said "fuckin' white people"

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »
    The best part about Fartacus getting banned is he came into Vent afterwards and literally said "fuckin' white people"

    Hahahahahaha

    Cinders on
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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Wait shit Carrot disagrees with me on things, do I need to turn in my liberal card?

    Am I going to have to hang out with Gooey?

    I'm to pale to move to the south! I'll burn!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Donkey Kong wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    That looks photoshopped. Like its the wrong text for hearts and isn't even in the right place.

    It must be true because the manufacturing tolerances on those hearts are so tight.

    Well it also looks too big to be a heart in the same vein as the ones in the states. I just call it into question because its not he first shop of hearts I've seen and it certainly looks fake.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    The mudskipper section of Life is worth the cost of the whole set.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    Does anyone know a good book about relatively early maritime culture? Other than pirates.

    I'm having a devil of a time figuring out an average crew compliment for a colony fleet expecting to meet resistance.

    It isn't Non-Fiction, but the Horatio Hornblower series is pretty tits. Like, 12 year old rude tits, and apparently pretty period accurate.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    FroThulhu wrote: »
    Twelve year-old tit candy.

    I dunno, I think tit candy would get kind of stale after 12 years.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Styrofoam Sammich wrote: »
    Captain Carrot wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    Sammich I feel like in a span of two weeks you've gone from idealistic to broken by the system, straight up 1984 style

    wait

    since when has Sammich not been a clone of David Broder

    I'm much more handsome.

    oh like that's hard

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    CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g3RUnx9svM

    Cinders on
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