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Mod Forum Phalla: The Thread

Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited February 2011 in Archives
1. Moe
2. El Jeffe - Died Day One - Ramius Gambit/Black Knights - Villager
3. A duck!
4. SMWN
5. Bogey - Died Day One - Vote - Good Wizard Ramius
6. Irond Will
7. Larlar
8. The Geebs That Is A Mod
9. Grifter - Died Day Two - Vote/Black Knights - Villager
10. Ceres

Once upon a time in the land of Arcadia...

Lord King Lewie Pendragon became deathly ill. Assassains had poisoned the child-emperor in the night, while the knights of the court slept. It was up to them to figure out who was responsible for this and deliver unto Lewie the antidote! Lest the his evil Stepfather come into power and rule over Arcadia with an iron-fist that would reduce the kingdom of Arcadia to a hundred years of torment.

The players of this tragic opera:
Moe the Resilent.
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The only standing knight to have been democratically elected. He resents the upperclass for their mistreatment of his baseborn bloodlines.
El Jeffe the Spaniard
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He's the only knight who....oh god dammit. ON-LY KNI-GHT. WHO NO SPE-KY THE EN-G-LISH. God I hope he dies in a river some day.
Sir duck the buff
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His shimmering abs saved the queen from having to look at slobbering peasants all days.

Sir Mister Whoopsie Name the Whoopsie Named
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Led an unsuccessful campaign against Huns which caused him to be shunned from his D&D group.
Sir Bogeyhad, The Chaste
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Has absolutely, positively, never had sex with any white women.
Sir Irond Will, the not quite as buff as sir duck
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Who nearly benched the chicken of angrul. Who nearly ran a 5k as gastor hill. And who personally wet himself during the squats of rivenshire.
Sir Larlar, the cactus
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In his delirium, the boy king knighted a potted plant. Now owns a fiefdom and two voluptuous cactubines.

The Geebs who is a Knight

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There are many Geebses. This one is a knight.
Sir Grifter the Doesn't Give a Shit
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One of those Legacy knights. Dad owns a stables. You know the type.
Lady Ceres
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We let a woman be knighted?


Together they formed a mighty band of heros whose names would be remembered throughout the ages as members of the Phalla of the Mod Forum.
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Role PMs should be out momentarily.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    THE DAY ENDS AT 10 PM CENTRAL STANDARD TIME

    So please send all your special actions to me by then.

    Each night you must vote to kill one of you to see who is a black knight.

    You vote like this: vote stupidface

    And retract like this vote stupidface

    Happy hunting!

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Those descriptions are fantastic!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    vote bogey

    it's always bogey

    let induction guide our infallible path

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  • A steak!A steak! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    vote ceres

    Totally ruining our sausage fest, brah.

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  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    All aboard the bogey train!

    vote bogey

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    Es muy obviosa que no estoy muertario, porque no soy un knighto negro! Soy un knighto espanolo!

    Pero este Bogey puto es muy suspicioso! J'accuso!

    !Voto Sr. Bogey!

    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Aww man, you guys suck! :x

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  • ceresceres Just your problem OoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    I'll throw my hat into that pile... THIS IS FOR THE COOKIES oh god I really do hold stupid grudges forever >>

    vote bogey

    I've got my own life and I've got my own plans
    I hope you understand, and like the way that I am
  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    Bogey wrote: »
    Aww man, you guys suck! :x

    No, TU estas un suck!

    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Guess I'll jump on the Bogey bandwagon
    vote bogey

  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited February 2011
    oh god, you're going to tap into his hidden rage...

  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited February 2011
    I hope none of y'all drive nice cars

  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    I drive a Buick

  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    I hope none of y'all drive nice cars
    Oh my God! Oh my God!!

    *cough cough*

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  • TubeTube Says some shit Administrator, ClubPA admin
    edited February 2011
    Moe Fwacky wrote: »
    I drive a Buick

    Don't bring it to PAX

  • A steak!A steak! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    Poor Brogey. :(

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    man i feel bad but i guess this is just how these things go

    vote bogey

    at least he'll always have a lady to buckle his belt

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    So much Brotrayal, and on Valentine's Day no less!

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    I got your back, bogey

    WITH THIS KNIFE

    !vote bogey

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    oh god, you're going to tap into his hidden rage...

    Forward, down, down-forward, punch+kick?

    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    My death is going to be so sad! :(

    Like Optimus Prime in the original Transformers movie. Or like Obi-Wan, or Dumbledore, or Gandalf the Grey.

    Why would you want that?

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  • A steak!A steak! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    vote celes

    vote Bogey

    Et tu, Brotus?

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  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    Bogey wrote: »
    My death is going to be so glorious!

    Like Optimus Prime in the original Transformers movie. Or like Obi-Wan, or Dumbledore, or Gandalf the Grey.

    Or Third-Persian-On-Left in 300.

    Maddie: "I named my feet. The left one is flip and the right one is flop. Oh, and also I named my flip-flops."

    I make tweet.
  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Fine, I don't need your Phalla anyway!

    I'm going to have so much more free time now.

    Time to have so much sex!!

    With girls...

    Of the pure variety...

    Like I'm going to earn so many Achievement Points, you guys don't even know.

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Also, I'm going to vote Grifter

    Nobody runs a train on Bogey! :x

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  • A steak!A steak! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    Bogey wrote: »
    Nobody runs a train on Bogey! :x

    You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Mr Bogey, I like the cut of your gib
    vote bogey
    vote grifter

  • ceresceres Just your problem OoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    achievement points for having sex? they must have added that after I quit

    I've got my own life and I've got my own plans
    I hope you understand, and like the way that I am
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Say, Bogey... what kind of name is that? Hmmmm? You wouldn't happen to be related to any Huns, would you?

    bote vogey!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Just a reminder to PM me your actions before 10 PM Central Standard Time.

    Which is two hours from this post.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Let me rephrase that.

    People with special abilities need to PM me on what their special action will be.

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Shield Bogey :P

    By the way, I'm totally going to haunt you all with my erection.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    if your erection can shield you from attacks, consider me pre-emptively haunted

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  • A steak!A steak! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    Lar is going to toss and turn in his sleep all night.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited February 2011
    you try sleeping when all you can dream about is bogey annihilating legions of soldiers with a cocklog blitz

    it's the curse of the brown-eyed boner

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    Avalon!

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Voting closed.

    Narration coming soon.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    END OF DAY ONE


    Another day had passed and the child king’s condition grew worse. In desperation, the Knights of Arcadia held an emergency meeting to discuss a certain accusatory note…

    Sir Bogeyhad the Chaste stepped forward. “Who among you called this parlay?”

    “¡Yo soy!” the Spaniard revealed himself, grabbing Bogeyhad’s arm and twisting it behind his back.

    “Jeffe?! What is the meaning of this treachery?!”

    “We will be asking the questions here, whelp,” Sir Duck pulled a small, rolled parchment from a concealment in his armor. “I hold here a writ of the realm, sworn before God, bearing the seal of his royal highness the king.”

    “What are you…”

    “A most grievous accusation. One that must be taken seriously.”

    “An accusation of what? By whom?!”

    Duck lifted his visor, leaning close to the restrained knight. He whispered, “Did you lay with my mother?”

    Bogeyhad grew pale, turning his gaze from his accusers. “By the law of Arcadia I am allowed to face my accuser directly.” He struggled with Jeffe for a moment, but the Spaniard did not relax his grip. “I demand to know the author of such slander!”

    “Swine! You do not deny it?!” He flashed the parchment in front of Bogey, dangling it like a carrot before the carriage.

    Bogey squinted to read the elegant writing, growing flush with anger upon seeing the seal. “You daft bastard! A cactus cannot…”

    “It is a knight of the realm and took an oath to defend its honor!” shouted Sir Duck as he drew his sword from its scabbard. The cactus stood accusingly in the corner of the room. “Now either defend yours or rest that libelous tongue.”

    “Aye, then let it rest! Let the sweet taste of whoreflesh be its final conquest!”

    The next moment happened in a flash. Bogeyhad wrested one arm free from the Spaniard knight as Duck, overcome by rage, dove forward with his blade. As the sword pierced the un-chaste’d chest, Bogeyhad smirked. “Mine abs were never thick as yours, brother.” He gripped the hilt and pressed the sword further through his chest, erupting out his back.

    “Por….que….” Jeffe collapsed onto Bogeyhad’s fresh corpse. As Sir Duck examined the corpses, he was quite perplexed. It was unclear whether Bogeyhad’s gambit had done the Spaniard in, or if it was the dagger in his back.

    Lady Ceres could not stand to watch the grisly scene any longer. She paused briefly before leaving the hall, “I hope you’re happy with yourself.”

    The cactus did not answer.


    Bogey, who was secretly the good wizard Ramius, was killed by almost unanimous vote!
    It is unclear who got to him first, but both Ramius and the Black Knights wanted Jeffe dead.

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited February 2011
    god damn it larlar

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    I... I feel like we just strangled the only Firefighter in the room while flames lick at the air around us...

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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