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Mod Forum Phalla: The Thread
Munkus Beaver
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1. Moe
2. El Jeffe - Died Day One - Ramius Gambit/Black Knights - Villager
3. A duck!
4. SMWN
5. Bogey - Died Day One - Vote - Good Wizard Ramius
6. Irond Will
7. Larlar
8. The Geebs That Is A Mod
9. Grifter - Died Day Two - Vote/Black Knights - Villager
10. Ceres
Once upon a time in the land of Arcadia...
Lord King Lewie Pendragon became deathly ill. Assassains had poisoned the child-emperor in the night, while the knights of the court slept. It was up to them to figure out who was responsible for this and deliver unto Lewie the antidote! Lest the his evil Stepfather come into power and rule over Arcadia with an iron-fist that would reduce the kingdom of Arcadia to a hundred years of torment.
The players of this tragic opera:
The only standing knight to have been democratically elected. He resents the upperclass for their mistreatment of his baseborn bloodlines.
Led an unsuccessful campaign against Huns which caused him to be shunned from his D&D group.
In his delirium, the boy king knighted a potted plant. Now owns a fiefdom and two voluptuous cactubines.
The Geebs who is a Knight
There are many Geebses. This one is a knight.
Together they formed a mighty band of heros whose names would be remembered throughout the ages as members of the Phalla of the Mod Forum.
Role PMs should be out momentarily.
2. El Jeffe - Died Day One - Ramius Gambit/Black Knights - Villager
3. A duck!
4. SMWN
5. Bogey - Died Day One - Vote - Good Wizard Ramius
6. Irond Will
7. Larlar
8. The Geebs That Is A Mod
9. Grifter - Died Day Two - Vote/Black Knights - Villager
10. Ceres
Once upon a time in the land of Arcadia...
Lord King Lewie Pendragon became deathly ill. Assassains had poisoned the child-emperor in the night, while the knights of the court slept. It was up to them to figure out who was responsible for this and deliver unto Lewie the antidote! Lest the his evil Stepfather come into power and rule over Arcadia with an iron-fist that would reduce the kingdom of Arcadia to a hundred years of torment.
The players of this tragic opera:
Moe the Resilent.
The only standing knight to have been democratically elected. He resents the upperclass for their mistreatment of his baseborn bloodlines.
El Jeffe the Spaniard
He's the only knight who....oh god dammit. ON-LY KNI-GHT. WHO NO SPE-KY THE EN-G-LISH. God I hope he dies in a river some day.
Sir duck the buff
His shimmering abs saved the queen from having to look at slobbering peasants all days.
Sir Mister Whoopsie Name the Whoopsie Named
Led an unsuccessful campaign against Huns which caused him to be shunned from his D&D group.
Sir Bogeyhad, The Chaste
Has absolutely, positively, never had sex with any white women.
Sir Irond Will, the not quite as buff as sir duck
Who nearly benched the chicken of angrul. Who nearly ran a 5k as gastor hill. And who personally wet himself during the squats of rivenshire.
Sir Larlar, the cactus
In his delirium, the boy king knighted a potted plant. Now owns a fiefdom and two voluptuous cactubines.
The Geebs who is a Knight
Sir Grifter the Doesn't Give a Shit
One of those Legacy knights. Dad owns a stables. You know the type.
Lady Ceres
We let a woman be knighted?
Together they formed a mighty band of heros whose names would be remembered throughout the ages as members of the Phalla of the Mod Forum.
Role PMs should be out momentarily.
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"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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So please send all your special actions to me by then.
Each night you must vote to kill one of you to see who is a black knight.
You vote like this: vote stupidface
And retract like this vote stupidface
Happy hunting!
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it's always bogey
let induction guide our infallible path
Totally ruining our sausage fest, brah.
vote bogey
Pero este Bogey puto es muy suspicioso! J'accuso!
!Voto Sr. Bogey!
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
vote bogey
No, TU estas un suck!
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
vote bogey
*cough cough*
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
Don't bring it to PAX
vote bogey
at least he'll always have a lady to buckle his belt
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
WITH THIS KNIFE
!vote bogey
Forward, down, down-forward, punch+kick?
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
Like Optimus Prime in the original Transformers movie. Or like Obi-Wan, or Dumbledore, or Gandalf the Grey.
Why would you want that?
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
vote Bogey
Et tu, Brotus?
Or Third-Persian-On-Left in 300.
Maddie: "I am not!"
Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
I'm going to have so much more free time now.
Time to have so much sex!!
With girls...
Of the pure variety...
Like I'm going to earn so many Achievement Points, you guys don't even know.
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
Nobody runs a train on Bogey!
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
You have no idea how hard I laughed at this.
vote bogey
vote grifter
bote vogey!
Which is two hours from this post.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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People with special abilities need to PM me on what their special action will be.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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By the way, I'm totally going to haunt you all with my erection.
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
it's the curse of the brown-eyed boner
PSN: Bogestrom
R.I.P. Wampa Milk
Narration coming soon.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
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Another day had passed and the child king’s condition grew worse. In desperation, the Knights of Arcadia held an emergency meeting to discuss a certain accusatory note…
Sir Bogeyhad the Chaste stepped forward. “Who among you called this parlay?”
“¡Yo soy!” the Spaniard revealed himself, grabbing Bogeyhad’s arm and twisting it behind his back.
“Jeffe?! What is the meaning of this treachery?!”
“We will be asking the questions here, whelp,” Sir Duck pulled a small, rolled parchment from a concealment in his armor. “I hold here a writ of the realm, sworn before God, bearing the seal of his royal highness the king.”
“What are you…”
“A most grievous accusation. One that must be taken seriously.”
“An accusation of what? By whom?!”
Duck lifted his visor, leaning close to the restrained knight. He whispered, “Did you lay with my mother?”
Bogeyhad grew pale, turning his gaze from his accusers. “By the law of Arcadia I am allowed to face my accuser directly.” He struggled with Jeffe for a moment, but the Spaniard did not relax his grip. “I demand to know the author of such slander!”
“Swine! You do not deny it?!” He flashed the parchment in front of Bogey, dangling it like a carrot before the carriage.
Bogey squinted to read the elegant writing, growing flush with anger upon seeing the seal. “You daft bastard! A cactus cannot…”
“It is a knight of the realm and took an oath to defend its honor!” shouted Sir Duck as he drew his sword from its scabbard. The cactus stood accusingly in the corner of the room. “Now either defend yours or rest that libelous tongue.”
“Aye, then let it rest! Let the sweet taste of whoreflesh be its final conquest!”
The next moment happened in a flash. Bogeyhad wrested one arm free from the Spaniard knight as Duck, overcome by rage, dove forward with his blade. As the sword pierced the un-chaste’d chest, Bogeyhad smirked. “Mine abs were never thick as yours, brother.” He gripped the hilt and pressed the sword further through his chest, erupting out his back.
“Por….que….” Jeffe collapsed onto Bogeyhad’s fresh corpse. As Sir Duck examined the corpses, he was quite perplexed. It was unclear whether Bogeyhad’s gambit had done the Spaniard in, or if it was the dagger in his back.
Lady Ceres could not stand to watch the grisly scene any longer. She paused briefly before leaving the hall, “I hope you’re happy with yourself.”
The cactus did not answer.
Bogey, who was secretly the good wizard Ramius, was killed by almost unanimous vote!
It is unclear who got to him first, but both Ramius and the Black Knights wanted Jeffe dead.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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