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Mod Forum Phalla: The Thread

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    hahaha! I'm enjoying watching this.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I... I feel like we just strangled the only Firefighter in the room while flames lick at the air around us...

    uh i don't really know what bogey the ramius was supposed to be doing but i assume it was something that was supposed to help us out

    we are already fucking this up aren't we?

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    god damn it larlar

    You should be blaming Bogey for being the wrong thing.

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  • ceresceres not beautiful like you Pennsylvania, USASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Larlar wrote: »
    god damn it larlar

    You should be blaming Bogey for being the wrong thing.

    Well that's my plan.

    The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    In the end, it was Bogey who stabbed me in the back.

    I'm going to start this off with a vote Grifter, as that is what Bogey would have wanted.

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  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Man, I don't really give a shit but since Larlar messed this up for everyone I'm going with

    vote Larlar

  • ElJeffeElJeffe Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    ooOOOoOoOoooo

    gods dammit, people

    oooOOoOoooOOOOOOOoooo

    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am not!"
    Riley: "You're a marsupial!"
    Maddie: "I am a placental mammal!"
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    vote Grifter

    Because it was Bogey's dying wish that we kill Grifter

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    i thought bogey wanted us to kill larlar

    vote Larlar

  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    No, he's going to haunt Larlar with his boner.

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I'm quietly gathering intel. Someone keep Bogey's boner away from me.

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  • The Geebs That Is A PonyThe Geebs That Is A Pony Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I don't trust people who say they don't care! stephen king taught me that those people are NOT TO BE TRUSTED

    vote grifter

  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    I really don't give a shit.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    wait stephen king said so?

    vote larlar
    vote grifter

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    The lack of participation is making me a sad beaver.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    vote munkus

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    [tiny]vote munkus[/tiny]

    But yes, true. This lack of participation makes it hard to make decisions based on very poor information. Now we have to make decisions based on no information. All I know is that if Grifter turns out to be a black knight, I'd bet Irond Will is, too.

    And that'd have to be most or all of them. For it to be a balanced game it couldn't have any more than three black knights...and a good wizard that you all already foolishly killed for some reason.

    vote Grifter

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'm gonna string this day out one day longer to see if you guys can get the gip and gab of back and forth deduction to figure it out.

    Because it's the last night if the villagers screw it up, and I'd hate to see all this go to waste due to one disinterested day.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Then there are definitely three black knights. That's good to know.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Sorry, I've been away from the computer all day (and I'm two hours behind you).

    Also, I'm still in shock from last night's muuuuuuuurdeeeer! I mean, what the fuck the fuck, am I right?

    So, both the good guys and the bad guys wanted Jeff dead, so fuck that guy, am I right?

    Also, I absolve myself of any accountability and confer to the mob status quo started by Larlar himself! If I had to vote tonight, I'd vote Larlar.

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  • ceresceres not beautiful like you Pennsylvania, USASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    So I fell asleep at about 5pm and got up now, which is definitely about 10 hours later than intended. Sorry about that.

    vote grifter, he got us into this mess.

    The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    I don't really give a shit but I think ceres and larlar are the black knights. Obviously, larlar started the whole get bogey thing and I was silly enough to go along with it. The fact that ceres is trying to point the finger at me just doesn't sit well.

    Also, the whole thing where she showed her disapproval in the killing of bogey at the end of the last description kinda points towards the two of them at least being part of the plot.

    Not that I give a shit or anything.

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    wait can someone tell me whether or not grifter gives a shit?

  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Irond Will wrote: »
    wait can someone tell me whether or not grifter gives a shit?

    I really don't give a shit.

  • ceresceres not beautiful like you Pennsylvania, USASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    I think Grifter is the black knight, all mooching off his dad's horse thing.

    Then again, Black Knighting is probably work... but how could a cactus be a black knight? For that matter, how can a cactus vote? Even if it DOES have cactubines?

    By the way, "cactubine" is my new favorite word.

    The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
  • GrifterGrifter TorontoSuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Seriously, I'm a regular knight. If you kill me and then the black knights kill somebody else then the white knight population is going to be drastically dwindled. We don't have the wizard to help us take out the black nights anymore. We need to figure this shit out. But since everyone is just going to vote for me, I really don't give a shit.

    I'd wager that the three black knights are probably Moe, Larlar and Ceres.

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Grifter is, in fact, the only person now we can be sure ISN'T a black knight. Otherwise Munkus wouldn't have extended the day. He was set to die, which was implied would end the game.

    I'm retracting my vote for sure, I just don't know who to replace it with yet. If I'm right, at least I have a 50-50 chance of randomly picking a black knight from the remaining people.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Vote Larlar!

    No Cactus should be that charismatic! He is like some unholy hybrid of Charlie Manson and Charlie Brown of Cacti!

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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    I'm voting larlar because he banned me from making canada jokes right before I come to canada

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    oh god, now i'm unsure of my vote, although, I should say that Grifter is a filthy liar, maybe that's enough for me to keep my vote the way it stands.

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Larlar wrote: »
    Grifter is, in fact, the only person now we can be sure ISN'T a black knight. Otherwise Munkus wouldn't have extended the day. He was set to die, which was implied would end the game.

    I'm retracting my vote for sure, I just don't know who to replace it with yet. If I'm right, at least I have a 50-50 chance of randomly picking a black knight from the remaining people.

    hmm that is a good point

    almost too good

    vote grifter

    vote larlar

  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Well, I know I'm not a black knight. I have no way to prove it, but if we vote for me, I can tell you that the game will end. I wouldn't put this much thought into the perspective of a regular knight if I was a black knight. I don't have the capacity to be that clever. For those who can recall how badly I fucked up the last mod forum phalla, case in point.

    Anyway, in the meantime,

    vote Grifter

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  • Moe FwackyMoe Fwacky Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    This is probably against my better judgement
    vote Grifter
    vote ceres

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I was definitely considering ceres. I'm also tired of contemplating possibilities. Fuck it.

    vote ceres

    If I just got outsmarted by Moe I'm never playing this game again.

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  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Becoming the head moderator of the PAX forum was just a ploy to throw off his credibility for this very moment!

    Moe has been working the long con.

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  • ceresceres not beautiful like you Pennsylvania, USASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Well it's not as though I've ever been the voice of reason.

    The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Current state of voting. If Ceres isn't a black knight, this game is so over.

    3x Grifter: A Duck!, Geebs, Ceres
    3x Larlar: Grifter, SMWN, Irond Will
    2x Ceres: Larlar, Moe

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  • ceresceres not beautiful like you Pennsylvania, USASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    Pfft, the good guys are the only people sappy enough to have women on board.

    The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
  • Stupid Mr Whoopsie NameStupid Mr Whoopsie Name Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Wait, Ceres, why are you voting for Grifter? Other than him not giving a shit, what's your reasoning?

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  • LarlarLarlar Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    I'm going to say in advance that A Duck!, Geebs and Ceres are the black knights, just because that would be hilariously fitting if it were true.

    And I have a feeling we're not going to see tomorrow.

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