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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I kicked my boyfriend out three and a half months ago today.

    Cogliostro on
  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My Valentine's Day is usually spent on the phone with my mother so I can wish her a Happy Birthday and then I have to listen to her freak out about useless crap for a while.

    It's a yearly ritual I have to put up with whether I've been single or not. So I've never considered the holiday a big deal.

    Sassori on
  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm going to ask out a girl at my school today. I have a heart-shaped chocolate in my shirt pocket over my heart and I'm gonna hand it to her and it's gonna be cheesy as hellllllll

    Saint on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Go for it brah

    Solar on
  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Hopefully wearing bright red will help as much as Cracked says it will

    Saint on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Yeah try other chemical/brain tricks that's the way to go.

    (No it isn't)

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • TefTef Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I've sneakily organised a date the day after valentinte's so I avoid of all of the horrible presumptions.

    Beasteh you're a handsome young man! What are you taking about, passed you use by date?

    Tef on
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    I kicked my boyfriend out three and a half months ago today.

    cogs don't drive slowly past the Home Depot, man

    it's not healthy!

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  • SaintSaint Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Nah man I'm wearing ye olde flannel actually just being sarcastic

    Saint on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    zen- wrote: »
    I got my girlfriend a card which says 'we make one hell of a pear' and there's a picture of a pear on it

    I am literally the best boyfriend ever

    that's it


    take me right here you animal

    SoaL on
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  • BoomShakeBoomShake Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Always wondered what it'd be like to be in a relationship on [strike]Valentines Day[/strike] any day.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    My wife works at Best Buy so we get her discount on everything. Sometimes companies will offer special deals as well. It is the we get things like the 55" LED I'm using right now for around $600 instead of the sticker price of $2500.

    This coupled with how awesome she is makes me think my wife is the best ever....

    ...I would hope any married person on here thinks their wife is the best though.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    This sure is a thread

    Those of us with relationship woes should go sit on the corner table and drink a lot and leave the happy people to themselves

    Edcrab on
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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    For the second year in row (well, third year, but second year while I'm dating this one girl) I'm in college hours away from my hometown where my woman is, so it'll probably end up being a Very Skype Valentine's Day. I'll even wear my least-stainy t-shirt.

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  • BoomShakeBoomShake Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Edcrab wrote: »
    This sure is a thread

    Those of us with relationship woes should go sit on the corner table and drink a lot and leave the happy people to themselves

    This is going to be a fun Tinychat tonight.

    BoomShake on
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    Viscount Islands on
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    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    edcrab, wanna sync up redtube and jerk off


    but like to the same thing

    SoaL on
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  • maximumzeromaximumzero I...wait, what? New Orleans, LARegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Years ago the girlfriend and I came to the conclusion that Valentine's Day is bullshit, and I couldn't be more thankful for it.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    Being in a relationship isn't always good. I've been in some shitty relationships in my life.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    Aww she looks cute, don't cry, I'd date you.

    If I didn't already have my totally awesome and sexy girlfriend. 8-) *speeds off in a convertible, leaving a cloud of dust behind*

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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Doing a low key valentines tonight. Having chicken pot pie and wine with the girlfriend. Woo.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Yeah I'm not actually depressed. I just think the GIS for alone is hilarious.

    Viscount Islands on
    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    We aren't going out tonight. My Mom is taking the kids all day tomorrow and keeping them over night so we are celebrating our V-Day tomorrow.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    gonna visit the pub and stare at the waitresses


    also known as "monday"

    SoaL on
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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    going out on vday is a pain

    Seriously on
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited February 2011
    In this town it is ridiculous. All people do here is eat and there aren't that many places so on a regular weekend it can be an hour wait. On Valentine's Day you can expect to wait at least 2 hours everywhere.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    VI leaves all women like that

    knowing they'll never have it as good again

    Solar on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    SoaL wrote: »
    edcrab, wanna sync up redtube and jerk off


    but like to the same thing

    Let's do something different for a change.

    Edcrab on
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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I have a friend who gets on my nerves sometimes, he's always asking me stuff like what I'm doing for V-day (or anniversaries, birthdays, etc.), and then sort of scoffs and says he's doing something so much more romantic with his girlfriend like a super expensive restaurant and buying her clothes or something.

    It's cool and all, but sometimes I really feel like he's just insecure and feels the need to compensate by comparing his relationship to the ones around him. At least I'm confident enough to know that mine doesn't hinge on doing some forced bullshit.

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
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    Happy Ballantine's day everyone!

    Now drink up.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I'm going to go to bed early today because I was up at 5 am this morning hitting the gym.


    if I point my toes my calves are indistinguishable from those of an Olympic sprinter.


    No seriously, my calves are sexy as hell right now.


    The rest of me is still a solid 40 pounds over weight, but right now if you took a picture of my calves and put it on the internet, girls would get pregnant, that's all I'm saying.

    sarukun on
  • SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    we could also listen to "The Dark Side of The Moon" and look for places where the action syncs up

    SoaL on
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  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    going out on vday is a pain

    Yup - that's why we're staying in. Just finding someone to watch the kid is hard enough - just not worth it to fight the hordes of people out tonight.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    SimBen wrote: »
    It's cool and all, but sometimes I really feel like he's just insecure and feels the need to compensate by comparing his relationship to the ones around him.

    That is exactly what he's doing and you should ignore it because it is retarded.

    sarukun on
  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    SimBen wrote: »
    I have a friend who gets on my nerves sometimes, he's always asking me stuff like what I'm doing for V-day (or anniversaries, birthdays, etc.), and then sort of scoffs and says he's doing something so much more romantic with his girlfriend like a super expensive restaurant and buying her clothes or something.

    It's cool and all, but sometimes I really feel like he's just insecure and feels the need to compensate by comparing his relationship to the ones around him. At least I'm confident enough to know that mine doesn't hinge on doing some forced bullshit.

    tell him you're taking your girlfriend to the BBQ shack for wings

    then watching taped pro wrestling marathons

    Seriously on
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    I wonder if I should've gotten Ben present for today.

    hmmmm

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  • SimBenSimBen Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    Seriously wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    I have a friend who gets on my nerves sometimes, he's always asking me stuff like what I'm doing for V-day (or anniversaries, birthdays, etc.), and then sort of scoffs and says he's doing something so much more romantic with his girlfriend like a super expensive restaurant and buying her clothes or something.

    It's cool and all, but sometimes I really feel like he's just insecure and feels the need to compensate by comparing his relationship to the ones around him. At least I'm confident enough to know that mine doesn't hinge on doing some forced bullshit.

    tell him you're taking your girlfriend to the BBQ shack for wings

    then watching taped pro wrestling marathons

    You know, that's nearly what we did on our first anniversary. Went out to a sit-down restaurant that's by no means high-class (where I had ribs and spaghetti and a Pepsi), then came back home and watched some marathon Battlestar Galactica.

    I love her.

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  • DeaconBluesDeaconBlues __BANNED USERS
    edited February 2011
    All these single people - makes me feel kinda bad I have both a wife and a girlfriend.

    Sorry for hogging all the women, guys.

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited February 2011
    My wife is carrying my son, that's pretty awesome.

    She also, being pregnant, cares nothing for flowers or gifts of any kind that are not food. As such I believe we are ordering a pizza.

    She ALSO is keeping our financial house in order to facilitate my return to school because she saw how stressed and unhappy I was working in the print industry, even though it means she can't buy herself things like she used to.

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  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited February 2011
    All these single people - makes me feel kinda bad I have both a wife and a girlfriend.

    Sorry for hogging all the women, guys.

    Stop hogging all the herpes while you're at it.



    ... wait.

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