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At first I thought it was cute, but then I realized that the cat is just stupid as he is just putting his head under the faucet so he can drink the water as it drips off his head.
Stupid cat.
...or SMARTEST cat?
uhhh
I'd suggest a knife fight in the streets, but it's Canada
and then they kick him in the balls. Then he starts to do judo moves on them. Then he gets put in Canadian jail.
in the middle of the highway
all of these things
this is what I want for christmas. Please, santa, please.
Sorry, I'm trying to picture this in my mind as a serious thing, but my mind keeps rebelling by imagining it as an inherently hilarious scenario filled with stereotypically Canadian good-natured and friendly prisoners guarded by stereotypically Canadian good-natured and friendly Mounties, as it would be depicted in a mid-90's cartoon show.
Having said that, I'm probably going to have to avoid all you real-life Canadian forumers from now on, because you'll probably try to stab me in the kidneys to teach a Very Important Lesson about buying into stereotypes.
This is a sad development.
What's up with you all, AC?
I owe $7
it's kind of funny and sad at the same time
you forget that the vancouver area has produced people like Robert Pickton. I do not think I would want to be inside of our prisons.
<looks up Robert Pickton on Wikipedia>
Well, you've certainly sobered up my whimsical fantasy in the shortest of all possible orders. :?
I'm sad I missed the TES conversation, so I'm going to add my comment nao.
To extrapolate on what fug said, morrowinds WORLD was interesting. With oblivion it feels like they tried way to hard to reinvent a world that already existed. I mean, the set was only 2 years after Morrowind. The fact that the world of oblivion was bland made the characters stick out more, which made it painfully obvious how bland they were. I mean, even Caius Cosades had more character than even Martin Septim, and he couldn't even speak other than a greeting decided by how much he liked you.
On a completely separate topic, this video kept my laughs perpetual. For like half an hour.
DSUB, I promise this one isn't a waste of your time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk9oa_PiXAk
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Also: killed like 4 of those fucker bugs in the past two hours.
I get a lot of hornets in the summer, but I turned it into a game, so it is entertaining and it passes the time.
Probably go to Home Depot and get some sort of bug deterring spray for your windows/doors so you wouldn't have to keep killing them (by hand, at least)?
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Also yeah, I guess Bacon, if you want to be all logical and stuff.
Actually, now that you mention it, I don't.
So instead I'm going to suggest stealing a bunch of chopsticks from a cheap Asian restaurant and use them to practice your Mr.Miyagi bug-catching skills.
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this is excellent
Man, you just take every opportunity to put a slam on me, don't ya?
gross
I love how I told myself last night "go to bed early, you didn't get any sleep last night". I didn't. I told myself this again tonight. It's 1am and I still have to shower, and then I can sleep. What is wrong with meeeeee seriously
I guess if they spray that smell it doesn't matter though. But I simply don't like to crush bugs.
I didn't mind it at first but after killing...what, 5? 6? of these guys tonight alone, the smell's started to become a little more prominent. D:
ND can you wield a compressed air can upsidedown.
Because, I can make some wildly irresponsible suggestions.
I have a designated bug-annihilating 18-inch cork-backed steel ruler in a polystyrene sleeve. it has just enough of a flexible whip action to lend a satisfying whistling noise and thwack to any insect clearances, successful or not.
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Yes that doesn't sound like an entirely pleasant experience.
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She said that.
Also, I don't have any critique for you, but your new stuff is goddamn amazing.
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Do you guys have any ideas when it comes to 'first time painter' exercises I could suggest to my friend who wants to start painting? He's kind of frightened to take up a brush and put it to canvas. Beyond telling him JUST DO IT, are there any specific exercises that you guys might recommend?
At least, that works with roaches.
Also, you can hand-vacuum most insects to keep them from smelling. Suck the stinky air, bug, and everything else into the void of no return where they can live in peace a la Rocco's Modern Life.
— Robert Heinlein
Hehehe, robster.
It is a first person office adventure RPG.
The game starts with your guy waking up in his cubicle after accidentaly dozing off in front of his computer. You have a main quest in which you uncover a plot that involves selling the company to a foreign country.
You travel from floor to floor to different departments as you slowly make your way up to the PentHouse in which you have to fight the CEO. Each foor however, has it's own VP that you must fight.
Of course, you'd have side quests too! You have to find out who is the food theif in the 3rd floor. Or, you'll have to help the security guard find his glasses... or fix a jammed printer.
You can also have mini games that give you access to better equipment. If you help the receptionist transfer all the calls during her lunch break, she gives you a high power stapler. If you help the IT guy replace all the toners he'll give you better storage space and you can carry more items.
The main charecter's name is Milton.