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King of [chat]

Radiohead's new album The King of Limbs is out. You should get it if you like things that are good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BulmeLYH6xY

This is a song on that album. It is very good. I really like Radiohead. Also short sentences.

MikeMan on
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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    With a grunt, The Brute drops to his knees. His face twists with pain as he feels his knees go out from under him. Dazed with the pain he doesn't move for a moment.
    Spoiler:

    FUCK YES

    Elldren! Finish him!

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    FINISH HIM

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Radiohead chat? Mikeman what are you an el poster now?

  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    I love my synthesizer.

    She is such a capable synthesizer.

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    With a grunt, The Brute drops to his knees. His face twists with pain as he feels his knees go out from under him. Dazed with the pain he doesn't move for a moment.
    Spoiler:

    FUCK YES

    Elldren! Finish him!

    I was gonna quote you and say "It's super effective!". But the dice favored you. After 2 18s, I finally rolled a 2.

    9vfdcx.jpg
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    wargl bargl my instructor believes in Emotional Intelligence and is making us write an essay on it


    rabble rabble rabble

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/spoiler-alert---tiptoes---uncut

    This is apparently what I'm going to watch for the next 45 minutes.

    Something about hearing this man describe this movie is mesmerizing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I love my gun.

    She is such a capable gun.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Actually it's mostly annoying me

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    i love my cock

    she is such a capable cock

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Oh man have you ever had a complete emotional breakdown like so bad that you seriously consider calling 911 and you're just losing your mind and then you calm down and you actually feel much better like you took an enormous shit!

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Oh man have you ever had a complete emotional breakdown like so bad that you seriously consider calling 911 and you're just losing your mind and then you calm down and you actually feel much better like you took an enormous shit!


    science calls this a "rage-dump"

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    I mean, a movie where Gary Oldman plays a little person and his first scene is him getting busted for pissing on the side of the road.

    Welp.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    With a grunt, The Brute drops to his knees. His face twists with pain as he feels his knees go out from under him. Dazed with the pain he doesn't move for a moment.
    Spoiler:

    FUCK YES

    Elldren! Finish him!

    I was gonna quote you and say "It's super effective!". But the dice favored you. After 2 18s, I finally rolled a 2.

    Thank god!

    or #critical, one of the two.

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Oh man have you ever had a complete emotional breakdown like so bad that you seriously consider calling 911 and you're just losing your mind and then you calm down and you actually feel much better like you took an enormous shit!

    no

    I've had an emotional breakdown that led to another worse breakdown because I didn't want to become a person that had emotional breakdowns

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular

    Radiohead? Pfft

    voice of a generation!

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • PodlyPodly RUDEASS TITTIES Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i love my cock

    she is such a capable cock

    'tis not what I have heard, from reputable sources

    care to offer a falsification?

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
    biden%20sig.png
  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Registered User regular
    i love my superhero

    she is such a cape-able superhero

    "I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it."

    "Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do."
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Pony wrote: »
    wargl bargl my instructor believes in Emotional Intelligence and is making us write an essay on it


    rabble rabble rabble

    Write an essay detailing your criticisms.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    my gun is able to get so cold it'll tear the skin of your fingers, make bullets fly out of it in generally the direction you want it to go, snap off part of your fingers due to moods and collect dirt in insanely hard-to-reach places

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Oh man have you ever had a complete emotional breakdown like so bad that you seriously consider calling 911 and you're just losing your mind and then you calm down and you actually feel much better like you took an enormous shit!

    When my depression hits rock bottom, I usually feel MUCH better than normal the next day.

    It's like a mini-bipolar episode.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    wargl bargl my instructor believes in Emotional Intelligence and is making us write an essay on it


    rabble rabble rabble

    Write an essay detailing your criticisms.

    s'what i intend to do

    i might get zero'd on it but i don't give a shit

    keep your pop psych outta my cop school

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Podly wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    i love my cock

    she is such a capable cock

    'tis not what I have heard, from reputable sources

    care to offer a falsification?
    baby i'll falsify you all night long

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I like how Oldman playing a midget is the role of a lifetime. Also sorry I can't buy matthew mcconadouche banging kate beckinsale, I just can't.

  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Listened to that radiohead song for like a minute

    Heard no hook

    at all

    I was hookless

    Got bored.

    Google Talk: ludious83 My Blog: The Caustic Geek
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Emotional Intelligence isn't real?

    I am FLUMMOXED!

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    Ludious wrote: »
    Listened to that radiohead song for like a minute

    Heard no hook

    at all

    I was hookless

    Got bored.
    if you're expecting a hook i guess new radiohead is not for you

    it's more subtle than that

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    a myers-briggs personality test?

    instructor i am disappoint

  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    This chat is shallow and predictable. Like sex from Mikeman.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    With a grunt, The Brute drops to his knees. His face twists with pain as he feels his knees go out from under him. Dazed with the pain he doesn't move for a moment.
    Spoiler:

    FUCK YES

    Elldren! Finish him!

    I was gonna quote you and say "It's super effective!". But the dice favored you. After 2 18s, I finally rolled a 2.

    Thank god!

    or #critical, one of the two.

    Well Critical in this case. God doesn't play with dice.

    9vfdcx.jpg
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Emotional Intelligence isn't real?

    I am FLUMMOXED!

    It's a real thing, but the framework & terminology used to study & describe it are lacking in rigor.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    hmmm, malwarebytes has found a suspicious object on my work computer...probably the result of my retardedly clicking on a link in a spam message the other day. First time I ever fell for something like that. I guess I'm getting old and gullible.

    worrisomeSig.jpg
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    did you know that the red-dot sight we got costs more than the HK416 itself? I didn't!

    I think that's pretty crazy. Out of a pure size equals value standpoint.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Are there any web search engines that search for special characters?

    Like, I saw some code-related example that used "%%value" earlier, but of course searching for "%%value" in google just searches for "value" which is utterly useless to me.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I like how Oldman playing a midget is the role of a lifetime. Also sorry I can't buy matthew mcconadouche banging kate beckinsale, I just can't.

    First scene apparently is Mcconahey telling Becks he's going somewhere and she casually offers to blow him before he leaves.

    And.He.Refuses.

    ONLY IN MOVIES PEOPLE.

    Also apparently David Allen Greer is in this as a famous singer performing at a little person convention.

    This movie sounds like The Room with legit actors.

    _J_ wrote:
    If we only allowed pedophiles to be parents, then we would never have to worry about children being left alone, unwatched.
    XBL: Fanatical One AIM: itskagera
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Posting from my phone while waiting for the next class to teach.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Emotional Intelligence isn't real?

    I am FLUMMOXED!

    It's a real thing, but the framework & terminology used to study & describe it are lacking in rigor.

    emotional intelligence is pop psych

    pop psych can have real science and concepts behind it but it lacks rigor and proper analysis

    it can be developed into real science but it's one of those things i feel doesn't belong in a classroom

    especially not in police foundations

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    Someone come over and get dinner with me tonight. My dad is having guests over and I can't fucking stand it how he goes from being a sour, abusive piece of shit to a charming, laughing, happy host. So I need to be out of the house. :(

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Man, M&M is such a good game. I was just thinking about how clever it is that, for instance, blasts (ranged attacks) cost twice as much as strikes (melee attacks) so if you have your powers together in an array, your melee will always be at a higher rank and do more cool things (penetrating damage, etc.); consequently, even if you're Blasty McBlasterton, there is a natural incentive built into the game to get in there sometimes and mix it up when shit gets real.

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