Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it,
follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given
their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!
Old [Entertainment] Thread is Old. Everyone GTFO!
Posts
Thank god.
occasionallywearsahat.com, my rambly ramblings of ramble
Also, what is up with Bischoff's stretch armstrong arms?
XBL:Gravity MD PSN:Gravity1204
Hmm...
Artistic represenation of Santino with the Cobra ready, offering the viewer an apple.
...too allegorical?
Unless anyone else wants to be the OP?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvCJ7Gk87hM
meanwhile, in Long Island:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyQoXvq64PU
Smackdown is pretty good this week. Nice video package of Edge's career, and the battle Royal is pretty good too.
I remember that...
He also called matches better than what we see these days, too.
I thought Ahmed suffered from kidney damage, rather than caused it.
You could also see banners for it in the background of a lot of their shows around the early to mid-90s.
DDP: "Toasty!!!"
On another note, I had a fun idea for something to do, but I wish I had posted earlier...
The idea was basically figuring out new terms to sub for old terms, a la the new guide for WWE people...
...and I had ideas, but I completely forgot them. x_X
Turnbuckles are now Corner Guards
Pins are now Shoulder Counts
Near Pins are now Partial Shoulder Counts
Submissions/Holds wins and Tapping Out are now Restraints and Moving On, IE "He was in that Restraint for a long time but he was able to Move On".
Announcers are now Visual to Audio Translators
The Ropes are now Ropes (they aren't THE ropes anymore)
Divas are now Prima Donnas
Faces and Heels are now Stars and Co-Stars
Botches are now Mishaps.
Untelevised House Shows are now Rehersals.
Managers are now Spokespersons
General Mangers are now Brand CEOs
Kayfabe is now "Reality"
I should really be in bed...
Cruiserweights/High Fliers are now Superstar Exicters, and their Entertainment Spectacles are now Exciting Spectacles
Matches are now Entertainment Spectacles
Promos are now Interviews
Interviews are now Entertainer Spotlights
Monday Night Raw is now Late Monday Evening Sports Entertainment Flagship
Raw is now forbidden
Friday Night SmackDown is now Late Friday Evening Sports Entertainment Comeuppance
SmackDown and laying the smackdown are now Comeuppance and Delivering the Comeuppance
Disqualification is now Losing the Right to Win
There are no more Heavyweight/lightweight divisions, they are all now one division known as Sports Entertainment
Main Eventers/Upper Division are now the only Divison
Mid Carders are now Future Endeavored
Low Carders are now Jobbers
Jobbers are now Impressive Win Opportunists
Impressive Win Oppurtunists are now Future Endeavored
I'm done.
Awesome.
It's sad this had to be posted in the dying days of this thread.
We should use this in the OP for the new thread!
Ah yes, back when everything more complicated than a vertical suplex was a WHADDAMANEUVER!
occasionallywearsahat.com, my rambly ramblings of ramble
Everything seems banned or hey that's wrestling, can't have that.
I mean...a punt.....a punt, really.
Noted and I'm adding it to the list!
Still want to be an "action soap opera" Vince?
Steam | TF2 inventory
"Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long
Fixed
Oh god, you guys rock. That's totally gonna be the name of the next thread.
I was gonna go with "As the Buckle Turns" but wasn't sure if it worked
"Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long
Though that's not everyone's cup of tea, so maybe something offbeat, quirky is your choice. What about Married with CHIKARA? Is it bad that my first thought was Delirious sitting on a couch with his hand down his pants rambling about something?
"Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long
"Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long
Thats what people do while hurt.
Yeah I enjoyed Raw between 2000-2001 as well.
411mania's best/worst tv reviewer TV Rants & Raves: Wednesdays
Fixed.
EDIT: FUCK terrible top of the page.
I know it had already been spoiled, but I really loved the ending of tonight's Smackdown!. The torch-passing gave me warm fuzzies.
Ed: I just booked a three month DiBiase/Duggan feud in Mid South, ending in Duggan loosing a looser leaves town cage match as a face.
God I love TEW2005.
The Rock's new theme is up too. I guess WWE might be going this route instead of releasing compilations every so often. If so I approve, saves me the trouble of owning crappy themes mixed in with the awesome ones.
XBL:Gravity MD PSN:Gravity1204