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whats the deal with wine

FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Social Entropy++
i don't know much about wine

but i turn 21 in 9 days and that means i will take my first drink ever it should be wine

tell me about nice wines and how to distinguish them

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  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm partial to toilet wine. Jaryk Slavedick over in D Block has the best product around.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    why does it have to be wine?

    I also would like to learn to appreciate wine. It all tastes the same to me and all tastes pretty repugnant.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I wanna try Scotch.

    You should try scotch.

    Also preemptive happy birthday.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i almost bought some wild irish rose tonight but even i don't wanna sink that low

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    buy a box of cheap champagne and never regret

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    why does it have to be wine?

    I also would like to learn to appreciate wine. It all tastes the same to me and all tastes pretty repugnant.

    it's not really my first drink

    i drink all the damn time, hell, i'm drunk right now

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Gallons and gallons of viking fjord. It's how I get through the weekend.

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    also you're only 21 fandy? i always figured you for being at least 24-25 from the way you are so harsh on yourself

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I used to not like white wine but then I came around

    god damn if I don't like a good brunello, though

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    also you're only 21 fandy? i always figured you for being at least 24-25 from the way you are so harsh on yourself

    naw i'm just particularly filled with bile and depression

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Last wine I've had was my brothers wedding several months ago. I'm not a big fan of wine but damnit if that stuff didn't taste like a harder version of apple juice.

    I wish I could remember what it was called. Wine does give the worst hangovers though.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    wine-tasting would be a good skill to have

    we had to take sommelier courses at cooking school, but I was smoking then so I was like "mm yes I definitely smell those delicate notes of anything at all"

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  • ReginaldReginald Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fandy, wait, you haven't drank before? Ohhh man.

    When I turned 21 my friends took me to a bar where they knew the owner. They sat me with my back facing the bar, got behind the bar, and mixed me a drink out of random alcohol. I can remember them cackling like witches making a potion.

    I don't remember much else about that night, but at some point I had my chest shaved by some girl. I know this because I woke up with a hairless chest. I hope to God it was a girl that did it.

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    also you're only 21 fandy? i always figured you for being at least 24-25 from the way you are so harsh on yourself

    naw i'm just particularly filled with bile and depression

    oh hey cool me too

    let's form a pact. a mutual self-loathing pact

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My first legal drink was Boddington's Pub Ale

    I still regret it.

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Last wine I've had was my brothers wedding several months ago. I'm not a big fan of wine but damnit if that stuff didn't taste like a harder version of apple juice.

    I wish I could remember what it was called. Wine does give the worst hangovers though.

    are you sure that wasn't hard apple cider?

    because you are describing hard apple cider

    which is delicious

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    guys

    nobody makes it to 21 without drinking

    least of all fandy

    why are you taking him for real

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Reginald wrote: »
    Fandy, wait, you haven't drank before? Ohhh man.

    When I turned 21 my friends took me to a bar where they knew the owner. They sat me with my back facing the bar, got behind the bar, and mixed me a drink out of random alcohol. I can remember them cackling like witches making a potion.

    I don't remember much else about that night, but at some point I had my chest shaved by some girl. I know this because I woke up with a hairless chest. I hope to God it was a girl that did it.

    that was a big lie

    my friends have promised to take me to several good bars and pay for my drinks, but i don't wanna end up like one of my best buds did last year on his 21st

    passed out on a neighbors lawn after ruining a bars bathroom

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Nah, this was definitely white wine. One of these days I'm going to try hard apple cider as well. I wil probably black out if they ever manage to create an alcohol that tastes just like juice.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    guys

    nobody makes it to 21 without drinking

    least of all fandy

    why are you taking him for real

    seriously

    also, white wine sucks, apple cider fucking rocks

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel COME ON AND DAN AND WELCOME TO THE DANRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i have only tried one or two wines

    they were pretty okay

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    the only wine i know i don't like is sutter home

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User
    edited March 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    i don't know much about wine

    but i turn 21 in 9 days and that means i will take my first drink ever it should be wine

    tell me about nice wines and how to distinguish them

    Wine is awesome

    you should drink all the wines

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i already drink like two or thee bottles of wine a week but i purchase by price and drink to be intoxicated

    i would like to change that and learn how to distinguish a cabernet from a merlot

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    My first legal drink was Boddington's Pub Ale

    I still regret it.

    Like drinking fresh dishwater. Yum!

  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Order a trashcan for me Fandy. They are delicious and you won't regret it.

  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Nah, this was definitely white wine. One of these days I'm going to try hard apple cider as well. I wil probably black out if they ever manage to create an alcohol that tastes just like juice.

    so you want alcohol that doesn't taste like alcohol

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Order a trashcan for me Fandy. They are delicious and you won't regret it.

    what is in this trashcan

    sounds like something that will end up on the floor

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I enjoy wine.

    But I'm not good nor do I care enough to remember which wines I particularly enjoy over others.

    I suppose that is a skill I will gain through experience.

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  • ArtreusArtreus Hey kids, want some drugs?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    #pipe wrote: »
    My first legal drink was Boddington's Pub Ale

    I still regret it.

    Appletini

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  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my first illegal drink was kahlua

    my first legal drink however will probably be a whiskey sour god i love those

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i like ruffino a lot

    usually i just buy some middle price range malbecs or barberas

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i like sweet wines because i am a big sissy

    delicious riesling

  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    welcome to america

    land of the alcoholic adolescent fantasy

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my first illegal drink was wine and my first illegal hard drink was a shot of grey goose

    the first illegal drink I had not with my family was soco

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  • ReginaldReginald Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Reginald wrote: »
    Fandy, wait, you haven't drank before? Ohhh man.

    When I turned 21 my friends took me to a bar where they knew the owner. They sat me with my back facing the bar, got behind the bar, and mixed me a drink out of random alcohol. I can remember them cackling like witches making a potion.

    I don't remember much else about that night, but at some point I had my chest shaved by some girl. I know this because I woke up with a hairless chest. I hope to God it was a girl that did it.

    that was a big lie

    my friends have promised to take me to several good bars and pay for my drinks, but i don't wanna end up like one of my best buds did last year on his 21st

    passed out on a neighbors lawn after ruining a bars bathroom

    yeah, take it easy man, and relax. enjoy your 21st with your friends. it isn't about the drank really anyways, it's about a good time.

    and if you end up with 2 cans of joose or crunk or whatever taped to your hands, just go with it.

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i like sweet wines because i am a big sissy

    delicious riesling

    all my co workers drink moscato

    the other day i convinced one of them to try a merlot, which they pronounced "merlott", and they said one sip made them give it away after the poured the cup down the drain

    :l
    :l
    :l

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Order a trashcan for me Fandy. They are delicious and you won't regret it.

    what is in this trashcan

    sounds like something that will end up on the floor

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    It will make you popular with everyone. Mainly because people who don't know what it is will start asking you what the fuck you have in your hand.

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