There's A New Drug In Town

Clint Eastwood

oh a fuckin taco joke, domo smoke?

HeadCreeps

satansfingers wrote: »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/responsible-thoughtful-nation-decides-to-ignore-ch,19647/

If only this were reality

Xehalus

Tommy2Hands wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YH28RhTowU


anthem

want instrumental

does Tyler make the beats?

Xehalus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uPBTEy9oOw

swag

Swill

i did not understand a single word of what happened on this page

L|ama

well,


swag

Viscount Islands

redhead wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

fuck taylor swift

free steve harvey

Faggify Nicholas Hoult

Gatsby

Viscount Islands wrote: »

redhead wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

fuck taylor swift

free steve harvey

Faggify Nicholas Hoult

Better safe than sorry

Possibly NSFW

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzpxBWIYVIw

Blake T

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

redhead wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

fuck taylor swift

free steve harvey

fuck steve harvey

fuck tyler

marry clint?

Viscount Islands

Gatsby wrote: »

Viscount Islands wrote: »

redhead wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

fuck taylor swift

free steve harvey

Faggify Nicholas Hoult

Better safe than sorry

Possibly NSFW

Spoiler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzpxBWIYVIw

It's funny that he's been typecast as the guy everyone wishes was gay.

Charles Kinbote

foof

I got really drunk last night and it only took like five beers and one mystery mixed drink

ended up staying over and getting about 2 1/2 hours of sleep because I was snoozing with the host and a German guy and I watched groundhog day

now it's 8:30 in the morning and I....I just don't know

Metzger Meister

we've all had nights like that, shank. i once passed out on someone's couch, woke up on the floor beneath a pig potted jade plant, wondered out loud "how the fuck did i get outside!?" and then immediately passed out again.

Gatsby

I once went out with friends at 7pm, went to a few clubs, couple of bars and pubs then finally we decided to call it a night at someone else's house. I said I was gonna go home but in my drunken stupor was convinced to take a bus "right near" this guy's place for some more drinks.

Bus ride was half an hour, the walk to his house was over an hour. Then by the time we got there, roughly 4am, we crashed and I woke up at 1pm later that day halfway through In Bruges.

By the time I got home it was 5pm.

Charles Kinbote

time to drink water, forever

SoaL

once I passed out right outside my front door

my roommate coming home from the same place tripped over me and was like "you idiot the door is unlocked"

mcp

Kinda wish I had extra cash laying around so I could see Charlie Sheen's live show.

Whatever the fuck it's going to be.

Tommy2Hands

Blake T wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

redhead wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

fuck taylor swift

free steve harvey

fuck steve harvey

fuck tyler

marry clint?

fuck clint

Clint Eastwood

Tommy2Hands wrote: »

Blake T wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

redhead wrote: »

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

fuck taylor swift

free steve harvey

fuck steve harvey

fuck tyler

marry clint?

fuck clint

Metzger Meister

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/564450

charlie sheen flash game!

Xehalus

Clint Eastwood

so when did charlie sheen officially become played out

PiptheFair

Clint Eastwood wrote: »

so when did charlie sheen officially become played out

when did the 2 1/2 men pilot air?

Clint Eastwood

a worthy answer. kudos to you pip.

Metzger Meister

how long before the US media goes back to talking about Charlie Sheen and important stuff like that instead of these stupid earthquakes and rebellions and shit GEEZE

Tommy2Hands

is charlie sheen responsible for japan more on glenn beck at 8

Zonugal

Monkeyfeet

That would be funnier if it wasn't one of the fake Charlie Sheen accounts

Penguin Incarnate

Plus, saying five chicks at once is a good idea is like saying that going to a buffet is a better meal than a filet mignon.

Fucking amateurs.

BYToady

What if its a filet mignon buffet?

Anjin-San

in a few simple words:

charlie sheen watched the old spice guy videos

Bedigunz

So I just got invited to the second round of TigerBloodIntern interviews for Charlie Sheen's media assistant or what the hell ever. Anybody else just get that email?

Straightzi

Yep.

I'm actually a terrible person for the job, so I doubt I'll be continuing.

mcp

yeah, I got invited too.

Here was my submission:

A buxom girl that's a winner. I beat down losers with my fists of fury.

I'm not going to participate in round 2, 'cause I lied on my application.

The Geek

mcp wrote: »

yeah, I got invited too.

Here was my submission:

A buxom girl that's a winner. I beat down losers with my fists of fury.

I'm not going to participate in round 2, 'cause I lied on my application.

You didn't lie.

You altered the truth with your mind.

Sticks

You made no stipulation that you would continue to be a buxom girl with fists of fury in the future, and they have no way to prove that you weren't exactly as described at the time of submission.

Mr. Buttons

You changed yourself instantly, using the power of your mind


they'll like that, it shows initiative

bwanie

any warlock worth his salt would appreciate such a stellar display of shapeshifting

Monkeyfeet

I wonder who didn't get into the second round

bwanie

round two will have challenges

"do ten rails of coke in less than a minute"
"bang two hookers whilst delivering a soliqoy on a subject of choice"
"trash a hotelroom blindfolded"

Metzger Meister

soliloquy.