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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My Brother's Stag Weekend starts tomorrow.

    Much meat shall be consumed, and we shall make many karts go.

    :D

    Does... this mean he's getting married?

    Congratulations?

    Passerbye on
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    AldoAldo Hippo Hooray Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Deebaser wrote: »
    That actually is pretty reasonable. If Dickface McCoworker cuts himself using a knife in the company canteen, he could conceivably sue the shit out of the company.
    In the US.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    My Brother's Stag Weekend starts tomorrow.

    Much meat shall be consumed, and we shall make many karts go.

    :D

    Does... this mean he's getting married?

    Congratulations?

    He gets married on the 26th. And thanks. :)

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
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    I did not think pugs could look uglier. I was wrong.
    That looks to me to be a french bulldog, not a pug.

    Close enough to be ugly. Pretty much any dog with a squashed snout is ugly, IMO.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i went to a gun store to try to relax and window shop

    i ask to see an m and p compact

    him: well do you know how striker fired guns work

    me: yes

    him: instead of a striker gun i recommend a glock or HK

    me: ...

    then he kept sweeping me with the muzzle

    then i go: may i test the trigger

    and he's like SURE THEY CAN TAKE PLENTY OF PUNISHMENT

    and i'm like, yeah most all modern pistols can, but i always figure it's polite to ask since it's not my property

    and he goes BE SURE NOT TO DO IT WITH [he lists three gun models that are perfectly fine to dry fire]

    me: ok

    sigh

    :?

    Nothing quite as discouraging as a blustering fool

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My Brother's Stag Weekend starts tomorrow.

    Much meat shall be consumed, and we shall make many karts go.

    :D
    You forgot the booze.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    i went to a gun store to try to relax and window shop

    i ask to see an m and p compact

    him: well do you know how striker fired guns work

    me: yes

    him: instead of a striker gun i recommend a glock or HK

    me: ...

    then he kept sweeping me with the muzzle

    then i go: may i test the trigger

    and he's like SURE THEY CAN TAKE PLENTY OF PUNISHMENT

    and i'm like, yeah most all modern pistols can, but i always figure it's polite to ask since it's not my property

    and he goes BE SURE NOT TO DO IT WITH [he lists three gun models that are perfectly fine to dry fire]

    me: ok

    sigh

    I hate when some fucker does a muzzle sweep. It makes me want to go upside their damn heads.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    What's a muzzle sweep?

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aldo wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    That actually is pretty reasonable. If Dickface McCoworker cuts himself using a knife in the company canteen, he could conceivably sue the shit out of the company.
    In the US.

    Even then, I'd hope that would be a stretch to actually sue a company because you cut yourself using a knife in their kitchen.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    If someone pointed a gun at me, even we both knew perfectly well that it was unloaded, etc. I would give them my best verbal thrashing.

    That ain't cool.

    Edit: I believe that a muzzle sweep is when someone moves the muzzle (barrel) of the gun in a sweeping motion past you so at some point in the arc the gun is pointing at you. Muzzle sweeping someone fully counts as pointing a gun at someone in my book.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Gaddafi is looking pretty rough.

    deal_with_it_qadaffi.gif

    Donkey Kong on
    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aldo wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Aldo, I know your pain, that was a lot like my last job.

    Just get sick halfway through the day. Make retching noises in the men's room if you have to.
    Dude, there's 3 ridiculously beautiful women working in the same building, the last thing I want is to make myself repulsive just to make a call.

    Given that you're planning to leave, does it really matter?

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    my friend holly down here has a french bulldog

    the thing is the most pathetic, mutant, horribly deformed creature i have ever laid eyes on

    it has no grace of movement, flops around, weezes constantly, jerks its head around with its bug eyes, and has needed to be hospitalized 3 times in the last 6 months since they got it as a puppy

    it is living proof that some breeds are nothing more than a testament to human cruelty

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    What amusing outfit has been purchased for the groom to wear, RMS?

    Bogart on
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What's a muzzle sweep?

    pointing a gun at someone. typically unintentionally done when handling a firearm.

    obviously a big no-no

    Gooey on
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What's a muzzle sweep?

    It's when someone moves a firearm in such a way that the end the bullets come out is pointed at someone for a brief period. Given that one of the primary rules of gun safety is that guns only get pointed at things you wish to make holes in, it's both terribly rude and the sign you're dealing with an idiot.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    If someone pointed a gun at me, even we both knew perfectly well that it was unloaded, etc. I would give them my best verbal thrashing.

    That ain't cool.

    Edit: I believe that a muzzle sweep is when someone moves the muzzle (barrel) of the gun in a sweeping motion past you so at some point in the arc the gun is pointing at you. Muzzle sweeping someone fully counts as pointing a gun at someone in my book.

    First rule of gun safety: the gun is always loaded.

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    monikermoniker Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    moniker wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    why is search still broken

    Because you touch yourself.

    I thought this was why kittens die.

    No, that's just skin cancer.

    That cat is so cute.

    This probably makes me strange. I'm ok with that.

    It just means you want to rule the world from your active volcano base.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Gooey wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What's a muzzle sweep?

    pointing a gun at someone. typically unintentionally done when handling a firearm.

    obviously a big no-no

    I thought that was how conservatives said hello in airport bathrooms?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What's a muzzle sweep?

    Think of a man pissing in a bathroom. Then think of him turning in an 180 degree angle like an asshole getting piss on your shoes. Now switch the dick with a gun and the piss for any potential bullets.

    YOU DON'T MUZZLE SWEEP A GUN EVEN IF YOU ARE SURE IT'S UNLOADED YOU ARE NOT FUCKING RAMBO.

    Exception: you are trying to kill something of course.

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Thanatos wrote: »
    My Brother's Stag Weekend starts tomorrow.

    Much meat shall be consumed, and we shall make many karts go.

    :D
    You forgot the booze.

    For my brother and my other brother, sure.

    However I

    don't

    [tiny]drink[/tiny]

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What's a muzzle sweep?

    pointing a gun at someone. typically unintentionally done when handling a firearm.

    obviously a big no-no

    I thought that was how conservatives said hello in airport bathrooms?

    Just spies.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    No conservatives say hello in airport bathrooms with the gay proposition foot tap.

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Gooey wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »
    What's a muzzle sweep?

    pointing a gun at someone. typically unintentionally done when handling a firearm.

    obviously a big no-no

    Eeeeeeeeeeesh.

    Passerbye on
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That is definitely a pug, not a French bulldog.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi A point called Z In the complex planeRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I know nothing about guns except:

    1. It is loaded. If you personally checked it yourself 20 seconds, treat it like it's loaded anyway.
    2. Never point one at anything you don't intend to obliterate.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Hell, I've got to great lengths to make sure that I've never muzzle swept anyone off field with my paintball marker, and have chewed people out for doing the same.

    Man, I miss paintball, but I don't miss a lot of the dumb asses you have to put up with. Seen far too many people walking around without masks on, swinging their gun around with no cover over the barrel. Even seen a dude take an allen wrench to the eye. Eeesh.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    By the way, I love being on salary, overtime-exempt, and getting paid weekly.

    It is fucking awesome.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    So what drug will you be taking on this stag weekend, RMS? Drunk people are awful tedious when you're sober.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    That is definitely a pug, not a French bulldog.
    hmmm yeah you seem to be right. it's in the ears

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Hell, I've got to great lengths to make sure that I've never muzzle swept anyone off field with my paintball marker, and have chewed people out for doing the same.

    Man, I miss paintball, but I don't miss a lot of the dumb asses you have to put up with. Seen far too many people walking around without masks on, swinging their gun around with no cover over the barrel. Even seen a dude take an allen wrench to the eye. Eeesh.

    Your second paragraph reads better if you do it in the tone rutger hauer uses in bladerunner.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    moniker wrote: »
    It just means you want to rule the world from your active volcano base.

    ...........


    ......





    ..... Maybe.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pugs are the worst

    I hate them

    Elldren on
    fuck gendered marketing
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Bogart wrote: »
    So what drug will you be taking on this stag weekend, RMS? Drunk people are awful tedious when you're sober.

    He's got the bride to be there to keep him up and up.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Captain-America-Red-Skull_510.jpg

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Aldo wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    That actually is pretty reasonable. If Dickface McCoworker cuts himself using a knife in the company canteen, he could conceivably sue the shit out of the company.
    In the US.

    Even then, I'd hope that would be a stretch to actually sue a company because you cut yourself using a knife in their kitchen.

    As much as I hate to dash your hopes:

    LOL

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Pugs are super adorable. Passer is just a hater. :P

    Edit: Apparently Elldren is ALSO a hater.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I know exactly how much money I get every Friday. Every Saturday, I have automatic deductions and transfers going out to my bills and a couple of bank accounts. All I have to do is glance at my bank accounts on Sunday to make sure everything went through properly.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pugs are the worst

    I hate them

    Because...?

    Kagera on
    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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