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Mass Effect: Booty In-Spectre
Jordyn
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BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
I foooound you, Ms. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit Eternity, for about a month or two
put a probe on it, then see what you do.
Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
Also there's some DLC coming out sometime.
Also rap lyrics.
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE
I foooound you, Ms. New Booty
Get it together and bring it back to me
Hit Eternity, for about a month or two
put a probe on it, then see what you do.
Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
Also there's some DLC coming out sometime.
Also rap lyrics.
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their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
All of them.
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that's gonna...
gimme a minute.
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If you wanna go and take a ride with me with two squadmates in the Mako from the Normandy, oh why do I drive this way? HEY JUST 'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY.
G'on with your big ass, gimme Cerberus lovin'. Tell your buff friend that THE PRIZE is for nothing. I'm Shep and I don't care what no one thinks, but let's head to Kasumi's room for some drinks
Last name: Spectre. First name: Greatest. Like a rabid varren boy, I ain't nothin' to play with.
Shooting shit on the Citadel, and telling that shop it's the one for me, when I've been saying that to them all, I want those fish forever mine, ever mine, ever mine..
You know the council is the same, no matter planet or race. They don't understand the Reapers are waiting in deep space. So to you, all the spectres all across the land, there's no need to argue, Council just don't understand.
Have you ever met a Turian you tried to date? But everytime you saw him he'd just calibrate. Let me tell a story of my situation, I was talking to this sniper from the Citadel station.
OH GARRUS YOOOOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED. BUT YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT? YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT?
With so much drama on the Normandy, it's kinda hard being N7 Spectre-y, but I somehow someway keep going on a kicking ass mission like every single day.
I don't know what they want from me, it's like the more eezo I come across, the more upgrades I need.
What's gon' be the outcome? Let's add up all the factors: You died, resurrected, your girl's a ho. You broke, ship ain't yours, and e'erybody know. You goin' to a death trap, you be like "So? I love all of my squadmates, I'll never let 'em go."
Go Shepard, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's your birthday, gon' sip ice brandy like it's your birthday, and you know we don't even know when it's your birthday.
Garrus, Garrus, Garrus, Can't you see? Your calibrations hypnotize me. And I just love your snipey ways. Look at all the model ships I've made.
I'm sorry Samara, Oooooh, I am for real. Why'd I let your daughter join my crew? I shoudn't have picked her over you.
I'm sorry Samara, Ooooh. I am for real. She did that Ardat yak thing to me. Now I'm sexed to death as I can be.
So won't the real Shepard please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each interrupt.
Uh and I am kiiiinda slowly rewriting ALL of Eminem's Without Me, but it's not done yet.
But part of it is
"Sometimes, it just seems everybody only wants to e-mail me."
And
"The Council three won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they try to shut me down on the Normandy."
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Those are wonderful.
Her dialogue is pretty funny/well written, she's fucking people up left and right and I dig that she's the only one that calls me "Shep".
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Gettin' Giddy with Garrus
Shepard's Fireside Chat
Heat-Sunk: Space Dating in the Space Age
well done
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For your OP
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Steaaaaaaam
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I'm another proponent of the game starting up with Shep and his/her remaining crew at a bar either celebrating their success or mourning their fallen comrades.
Y'know, a nice build-up before a door blows-open and shit gets crazy.
Maybe TIM decides that he can take on the Reapers without Shepard's help now,
Anyway, that just means Shepard is a loose end that needs to be eliminated so he/she'll be out of the way.
I maintain that it is in fact Miranda who possesses the noteworthy backside.
you're going places
Specifically for the "Investigate".
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Split up and made lyric-ier.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
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Season's greetings, Satan!
This is incredible.