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Mass Effect: Booty In-Spectre

JordynJordyn Registered User regular
edited April 2011 in Social Entropy++
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE

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I foooound you, Ms. New Booty

Get it together and bring it back to me

Hit Eternity, for about a month or two

put a probe on it, then see what you do.


Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.

Also there's some DLC coming out sometime.

Also rap lyrics.

Jordyn on
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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Investigate

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Framling wrote: »
    Investigate

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn, please post all of your lyrics here.

    All of them.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh god

    that's gonna...

    gimme a minute.

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  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    You can space them out.

    All of them at once might kill me.

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  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ooh baby a thresher maaaaww, ooh baby a thresher maaaaw. Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yeah, shimmy yay. Gimme a CAIN so I can blow it away. Off on a vanguard charge bonvoyage, home of the Krogan Clan Urdnot Squad.

    If you wanna go and take a ride with me with two squadmates in the Mako from the Normandy, oh why do I drive this way? HEY JUST 'CAUSE IT'S FUNNY.

    G'on with your big ass, gimme Cerberus lovin'. Tell your buff friend that THE PRIZE is for nothing. I'm Shep and I don't care what no one thinks, but let's head to Kasumi's room for some drinks

    Last name: Spectre. First name: Greatest. Like a rabid varren boy, I ain't nothin' to play with.

    Shooting shit on the Citadel, and telling that shop it's the one for me, when I've been saying that to them all, I want those fish forever mine, ever mine, ever mine..

    You know the council is the same, no matter planet or race. They don't understand the Reapers are waiting in deep space. So to you, all the spectres all across the land, there's no need to argue, Council just don't understand.

    Have you ever met a Turian you tried to date? But everytime you saw him he'd just calibrate. Let me tell a story of my situation, I was talking to this sniper from the Citadel station.

    OH GARRUS YOOOOU, YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEED. BUT YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT? YOU SAY CAN IT WAIT A BIT?

    With so much drama on the Normandy, it's kinda hard being N7 Spectre-y, but I somehow someway keep going on a kicking ass mission like every single day.

    I don't know what they want from me, it's like the more eezo I come across, the more upgrades I need.

    What's gon' be the outcome? Let's add up all the factors: You died, resurrected, your girl's a ho. You broke, ship ain't yours, and e'erybody know. You goin' to a death trap, you be like "So? I love all of my squadmates, I'll never let 'em go."

    Go Shepard, it's your birthday, we gon' party like it's your birthday, gon' sip ice brandy like it's your birthday, and you know we don't even know when it's your birthday.

    Garrus, Garrus, Garrus, Can't you see? Your calibrations hypnotize me. And I just love your snipey ways. Look at all the model ships I've made.

    I'm sorry Samara, Oooooh, I am for real. Why'd I let your daughter join my crew? I shoudn't have picked her over you.

    I'm sorry Samara, Ooooh. I am for real. She did that Ardat yak thing to me. Now I'm sexed to death as I can be.

    So won't the real Shepard please stand up? And put one of those fingers on each interrupt.




    Uh and I am kiiiinda slowly rewriting ALL of Eminem's Without Me, but it's not done yet.

    But part of it is

    "Sometimes, it just seems everybody only wants to e-mail me."

    And

    "The Council three won't let me be or let me be me so let me see, they try to shut me down on the Normandy."

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  • CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh my.

    Those are wonderful.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Kasumi is rapidly becoming one of my favorite squad mates to take out on missions.

    Her dialogue is pretty funny/well written, she's fucking people up left and right and I dig that she's the only one that calls me "Shep".

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
    Probe Away.

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
    Probe Away.

    The Calibration Station

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
    Probe Away.

    The Calibration Station

    I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions
    Spoiler:

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  • RetabaRetaba A Cultist Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Disingenuous Assertions

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
    Probe Away.

    The Calibration Station

    I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions

    Alternatively...

    420 Punch Reporters Erryday.

    Gettin' Giddy with Garrus

    Shepard's Fireside Chat

    Heat-Sunk: Space Dating in the Space Age

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I appreciate that OP Jordyn

    well done

  • BrogeyBrogey High Maintenance Santa Monica, CASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
    Probe Away.

    The Calibration Station

    I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions

    Alternatively...

    420 Punch Reporters Erryday.

    Gettin' Giddy with Garrus

    Shepard's Fireside Chat

    Heat-Sunk: Space Dating in the Space Age
    Renegade Interrupt

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Spoiler:

    For your OP

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  • Kevin CristKevin Crist I said 'you're holding back' She said 'shut up and dance with me'Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Ah yes, "a Blog"

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Guys I need a name for my Mass Effect blog.
    Probe Away.

    The Calibration Station

    I've Had Enough of Your Disingenuous Assertions

    Alternatively...

    420 Punch Reporters Erryday.

    Gettin' Giddy with Garrus

    Shepard's Fireside Chat

    Heat-Sunk: Space Dating in the Space Age

    Legion's Lascivious Luxury Lecture.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla The Year 198X Being Xtreme to the MaxxRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My Favorite Blog on the Citadel

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Rear Facing Forward Battery

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion." Hail Satan!
  • JordynJordyn Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    t Wrench :winky:

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  • CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    BLOG ENTRIES EVERYWHERE.

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "You're working to hard, so why not read this blog?"

  • CrowbawtCrowbawt Member of the Midnight Crew Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Put more of the blog in the thing more blog goes in.

  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    That reminds me that Shepard needs to be drunk a lot more in ME3.

    I'm another proponent of the game starting up with Shep and his/her remaining crew at a bar either celebrating their success or mourning their fallen comrades.

    Y'know, a nice build-up before a door blows-open and shit gets crazy.

    Maybe TIM decides that he can take on the Reapers without Shepard's help now,
    Spoiler:

    Anyway, that just means Shepard is a loose end that needs to be eliminated so he/she'll be out of the way.

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  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Maybe he flips a switch and your face starts to melt at the party/funeral and that's how you get to choose your face and class again

  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    thefemalecamp.com

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Some people made a big deal out of Bayonetta's butt when that game released.

    I maintain that it is in fact Miranda who possesses the noteworthy backside.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    snide insinuations

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  • WeaverWeaver Storm coming FinallyRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Crowbawt wrote: »
    Put more of the blog in the thing more blog goes in.

    you're going places

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  • Caulk Bite 6Caulk Bite 6 Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    okay, most impressed by the rewriting of the "without me" lyrics (because most of the other songs were not immediately apparent to me, aside from a few obvious ones), but that butt shot in the op is something else.

    Specifically for the "Investigate".

  • FramlingFramling Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jordyn wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    Split up and made lyric-ier.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
  • zenellyzenelly Registered User
    edited March 2011
    Augh, Jordyn, that is just wonderful!

  • takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Fine, you guys just don't understand the timeless appeal of winsome country-pop.

    Dox the PI wrote:
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  • Ruby RhodRuby Rhod Multipass!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
  • LegbaLegba Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So there is bad Tali fan-art out there, and then there's this:
    Spoiler:

  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    that is all my wildest dreams come true

  • sarukunsarukun Gornlord Interplanetary InsanitariumRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Legba wrote: »
    So there is bad Tali fan-art out there, and then there's this:
    Spoiler:

    This is incredible.

  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Harmony harmony oh loooveee

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