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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Registered User regular
    dear the subway

    your X

    is not verrry goooood

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  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    dear the juicy juice

    your kiwi strawberry juice

    is v goooood

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I hate deprecation. The last thing I need is for my car to go, "Hey. Buckle your seat belt, loser."

    See I'm the opposite, everyday I get into my car and it goes "Everyone hates you, no one likes you, you're going to lose, smile you fuck."

    I'm now morbidly curious as to what it says when you jam a gas nozzle into it and start pumping noxious-smelling liquid into its insides.

    Whoa I'm not a caraphilliac ok, ask kakos.

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Lawndart wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I hate deprecation. The last thing I need is for my car to go, "Hey. Buckle your seat belt, loser."

    See I'm the opposite, everyday I get into my car and it goes "Everyone hates you, no one likes you, you're going to lose, smile you fuck."

    I'm now morbidly curious as to what it says when you jam a gas nozzle into it and start pumping noxious-smelling liquid into its insides.

    Whoa I'm not a caraphilliac ok, ask kakos.

    I know you practice

    autoerotica

    8-)

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • tyrannustyrannus Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pokemon of America!

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    175px-626Buffalon.png
    This is very old but I don't care
    Spoiler:

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    A shame, they have some really nice luxury cars, I drove my brothers lincoln once, hella jealous.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    dear the subway

    your X

    is not verrry goooood

    for some awful reason our campus replaced the quiznos with a subway.

    the students are SO excited.

    because "quiznos is weird"

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • MrMisterMrMister 7 cards in hand Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    MrMister wrote: »
    "It's completely unethical to kill people or to be a deceiving liar."

    Lies! Lies told by lying liars who lie!

    I know, right?

    Valuing scholarship above all else, the inhabitants of the Ivory Tower reward those who sacrifice power for knowledge.
  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Is that

    Is that a bull with an afro

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    What sort of budget does she have, if you don't mind my asking?

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Is that

    Is that a bull with an afro

    it has a signature attack called Afro Break

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    dear the subway

    your X

    is not verrry goooood

    for some awful reason our campus replaced the quiznos with a subway.

    the students are SO excited.

    because "quiznos is weird"

    My favorite sub chain restaurant is charlies subs.

    And I believe thats a bison Evil.

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Pokemon of America!

    175px-628Braviary.png
    175px-626Buffalon.png
    This is very old but I don't care
    Spoiler:

    i am glad thisis in my life

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    Is that

    Is that a bull with an afro

    I sincerely hope that Pokewhatever is called "M. Bison"

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    A shame, they have some really nice luxury cars, I drove my brothers lincoln once, hella jealous.

    They do, but she's not a big fan. I mean she's not a car girl but she likes a responsive car.

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  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Is that

    Is that a bull with an afro
    Spoiler:

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    What sort of budget does she have, if you don't mind my asking?

    I don't have her exact range. I suspect her current thinking is towards the Boxster if she can get one with the retractable hard top option and in a reasonable period of time.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They do, but she's not a big fan. I mean she's not a car girl but she likes a responsive car.

    They are very responsive, but probably not the extent the smaller cars are. Good luck with the car shopping, I recommend periwinkle blue.

  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    evil have you never seen a bison before

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    dear the subway

    your X

    is not verrry goooood

    for some awful reason our campus replaced the quiznos with a subway.

    the students are SO excited.

    because "quiznos is weird"

    My favorite sub chain restaurant is charlies subs.
    hey, me too

    they have Charlie's at a lot of base PXs/BXs

    it's p. good

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    I don't see you guys.

    Online.

    Playing LoL with me.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    MikeMan wrote: »
    evil have you never seen a bison before

    never a. bison

    only m. bison

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    dear the subway

    your X

    is not verrry goooood

    for some awful reason our campus replaced the quiznos with a subway.

    the students are SO excited.

    because "quiznos is weird"

    My favorite sub chain restaurant is charlies subs.
    hey, me too

    they have Charlie's at a lot of base PXs/BXs

    it's p. good

    where you stationed at nerd

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    hey, me too

    they have Charlie's at a lot of base PXs/BXs

    it's p. good

    Love their asian bbq sandwhich.

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    evil have you never seen a bison before

    never a. bison

    only m. bison

    You would think he'd recognize one of his own, but noooo

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Winky wrote: »
    Man, I've never liked Kanye West before, but that song is actually pretty awesome Orgo.

    have you listened to his new album?

    it's pretty much incredible

    whenever you have a half-hour to burn i highly recommend checking out this video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg5wkZ-dJXA

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Rent wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    dear the subway

    your X

    is not verrry goooood

    for some awful reason our campus replaced the quiznos with a subway.

    the students are SO excited.

    because "quiznos is weird"

    My favorite sub chain restaurant is charlies subs.
    hey, me too

    they have Charlie's at a lot of base PXs/BXs

    it's p. good

    where you stationed at nerd

    we don't live on a base now, although my mom works at the Pentagon

    before we came here we lived in Alaska and Germany

    @nealcm @faynor
    nerdgasmic.gif1420 6068 6113 - XBL Atomoclassic
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    dear the subway

    your meatball peperoni sub

    is not verrry goooood

    it's a meatball pepperoni sub

    of course it's not good

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    Alternatively

    Alternatively

    You are all allowed to come play Apples to Apples with me.

    www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/57702/wang

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    eff i dunno watta do

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Nerd's momma wears combat boots

  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    You gotta take deprecation's effect on your resale value into account. Nobody's going to want to buy a car you deprecated in, even if you changed the upholstery.

    oh there is a subculture of aficionados, feral

    not everyone likes the same things that you like

    unsoiled seats, for instance

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    aww yeah Little Big Planet 2 just came in da maaail

    Yet that is exactly what i see here.
  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    i have no idea if it's the sort of thing she's looking for, but i've been very happy with my golf.

  • WinkyWinky Registered User regular
    I need more of you to join this game.

    Do it better guys.

    http://www.nutsybolts.com/invite.php/57702/wang

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    A shame, they have some really nice luxury cars, I drove my brothers lincoln once, hella jealous.

    lincolns are for old people and fat people

  • ElldrenElldren Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    i have no idea if it's the sort of thing she's looking for, but i've been very happy with my golf.

    What's your handicap?

  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    dear the subway

    your X

    is not verrry goooood

    for some awful reason our campus replaced the quiznos with a subway.

    the students are SO excited.

    because "quiznos is weird"

    My favorite sub chain restaurant is charlies subs.
    hey, me too

    they have Charlie's at a lot of base PXs/BXs

    it's p. good

    where you stationed at nerd

    we don't live on a base now, although my mom works at the Pentagon

    before we came here we lived in Alaska and Germany

    that's coo

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    They aren't. It was a gift. And I think her intent is to drive it will it's uneconomical to maintain but at the same time she wants the option to be able to sell it.

    Makes sense, she wants to keep her options. So another sports car like the z3? Or something luxury like a lincoln or cadillac?

    It's going to be a coupe or a roadster of some kind. She prefers a smaller car to a tank.

    A shame, they have some really nice luxury cars, I drove my brothers lincoln once, hella jealous.

    lincolns are for old people and fat people

    and black people and italian people

    | Steam & XBL: Shazkar |
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