Oh boy a title screen. This may be the best game title screen ever though because Quick Start lets you skip the intro.
"...Ann became a woman that winter, made a horrible mess all over the orphanages caretaker."
Ms. Mary's a bitch, making those orphan girls earn that priviledge of a home by making them walk there.
Yeah, slow poke!
"You won't be horribly murdered or anything, promise!"
"Welcome to, Jurassic Park! Er, Barrows Manor."
So is Mrs. Marys ass!
"He'll be pleased to kill...stab...murder...meet, meet you, that's the one yeah..."
We will be doing the exact opposite of this shortly.
But, it's to die
for! Haha, no but yeah you're gonna die.
And you're oblivious.
What a whiny bunch of ungrateful brats these girls all are.
She's been gone fifteen
seconds! Impatient girls.
It's an adventure game, there will be lots of locked doors, secret passages, and instant death around the corner.
All I did was walk to the other end of the hall, it's been a minute, max, that she's been gone!
You couldn't find a giant pair of scissors if they were embedded in your torso! Ha!
Jennifer agrees, in a less than hostile manner.
One of the many, many
halls of the manor.
A loud scream comes from the main hall, and woo spooky eyes in the window
Now is so
not the time to play hide and seek!
Whatever, screw you girls, I hope you get stabbed!
ho boy I sure do love these hallways!
Oh look a pretty stained glass window on the roof
Looks like Ann's become a panncake with strawberry syrup, hahaha, sorry. This is Bobby Barrows, the main antagonist, he will be trying to impale Jennifer with a giant pair of scissors throughout the game.
Run Jennifer, Run!
This door is slightly different than the others, surely something important is in here!
A garage, let's hide in plain sight!
Fortunately for Jennifer, Bobby suffers from "too stupid to look up" syndrome.
Grab the car key from the...trunk. Hey it's an adventure game be glad it's not in some fountain and needs 4 emblems!
Let's go already! Have to use the car three times
"but what about the others?" didn't get a shot of her saying that, sorry
Just go! The others are playing hide and seek with Bobby (and getting found has some serious consequences!)
Jennifer has the right idea, screw courtesy let's get the hell out of here! Plow straight through that garage door.
Okay, game's over piss off.
Uhoh, well what do you expect for 5 minutes of gameplay?
Tune in next time for an ending besides the worst one, more dead orphans and more scissor chasing hijinks!