ITT: Juice- Pulp Friction

Anjin-San

what the fuck does that even mean

scarlet blvd.

I hate you guys so much, making me thirsty for the delicious juice I am unable to acquire!
your cruelty is unmatched

ThreadbareSock

I like

almond juice

Swill

heavy, heavy pulp in all juices

bowtiedseal

calamansi/honey lemon juice is the best juice

Abracadaniel

oh man that Simply Natural CranLemonade is so good with some sweet tea vodka in it

Day of the Bear

The best juice is fresh juice. Get some oranges and slice 'em up and just squeeze a pitcher of juice, so fucking good.

Or maybe apple juice fresh from a press, if you are fortunate enough to ever try some it is ridiculously delicious.

Sweeney Tom

One juice I will never enjoy?

Prune

fucking

Juice

Fuck Prune Juice. Seriously.

No Great Name

v8 fusion

pineapple/orange or blueberry/pomegranate.

scarlet blvd.

ThreadbareSock wrote: »

I like

almond juice

that would take so many almonds...

tastypastry

I love juice so much! One time, I was walking around London with some friends and was very thirsty. In the area we were in, everything was closed. But I wanted juice so badly. We were kind of in a hurry to meet some other friends across town and it looked like there was no juice to be found. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw people in a shop! And I thought, maybe that shop sold juice. It was a juice shop! It was closed but employees were there for training. I knocked on the door and the man opened it and said, "I'm sorry but we're closed. However, would you like some free juice?". It was delicious.

MereHappenstance

Swill wrote: »

heavy, heavy pulp in all juices

snackify drinks

#pipe

There's this thing here that one of my friends is obsessed with



it's decent but unfathomably expensive - like 12 bucks for a litre.

Also you can order a carton of any fruit or combination you can dream up and they'll make it for you.

Antimatter

#pipe wrote: »

There's this thing here that one of my friends is obsessed with



it's decent but unfathomably expensive - like 12 bucks for a litre.

Also you can order a carton of any fruit or combination you can dream up and they'll make it for you.

I think I'm in love

Isoldae

No Great Name wrote: »

v8 fusion

pineapple/orange or blueberry/pomegranate.

Both of these.

Yes.

scarlet blvd.

#pipe wrote: »

There's this thing here that one of my friends is obsessed with

it's decent but unfathomably expensive - like 12 bucks for a litre.

Also you can order a carton of any fruit or combination you can dream up and they'll make it for you.

Those sort of look like prescription drug bottles, the label at least

#pipe

tastypastry wrote: »

I love juice so much! One time, I was walking around London with some friends and was very thirsty. In the area we were in, everything was closed. But I wanted juice so badly. We were kind of in a hurry to meet some other friends across town and it looked like there was no juice to be found. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw people in a shop! And I thought, maybe that shop sold juice. It was a juice shop! It was closed but employees were there for training. I knocked on the door and the man opened it and said, "I'm sorry but we're closed. However, would you like some free juice?". It was delicious.

this is like an episode of How I Met Your Mother.

A Robot

No Great Name wrote: »

v8 fusion

pineapple/orange or blueberry/pomegranate.

Strawberry bananaaaaaa

Fishman

3 parts Pineapple
1 part Orange
twist of Lime.

Sassori

I've been drinking a lot of Naked Juices lately.

Yum.

I love me some Mango.

Monkeyfeet

It's hard to pick a favorite juice but I gotta go with orange juice. I like to take it a little bit watered down.

Or the best thing to do in the entire world is to go half orange juice and half sparkling water. Drink of the gods

Tam

Linksville wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

Linksville wrote: »

Tam is my favorite.

For the last time, there is no juicer big enough!

Oh there is, there is.



:winky:

now I'm actually curious

Fishman

Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.

It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.

I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.

It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.

All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.

So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.

And now I'm thirsty.

Tleilaxu

Snit wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgLb0HJ3VE

Obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6gKFrpyF90

Also, blueberry is a magnificent juice ingredient!
And grape juice is no good unless it has been fermented and aged.

Antimatter

Fishman wrote: »

Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.

It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.

I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.

It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.

All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.

So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.

And now I'm thirsty.

holy shit

this is beautiful

No Great Name

A Robot wrote: »

No Great Name wrote: »

v8 fusion

pineapple/orange or blueberry/pomegranate.

Strawberry bananaaaaaa

When you first drink it, it's like drinking a red lollipop

Then when you drink it again it's like drinking a red lollipop and you find it disgusting.

lostwords

my fave flavor is strawberry-kiwi.

i also like lots of pulp in my oj

also, i make sure to always have a big bottle of calamansi/calamondin concentrate in the fridge that you can add to water that makes a drink thats like a sweeter lemonade and sooo good

Tam

Antimatter wrote: »

Fishman wrote: »

Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.

It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.

I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.

It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.

All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.

So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.

And now I'm thirsty.

holy shit

this is beautiful

holy shit that's magical

Sweeney Tom

Oh my God.

I love this thread even more now.

KalTorak

I usually have regular V8 and non-concentrate OJ in my fridge. Usually with ice, I like them a bit diluted.

Day of the Bear

This thread is gonna force me to go see if I can find a place that sells decent juice at this hour.

Moriveth

Fishman wrote: »

Actually, I think the best juice I've come across was served in this cafe in Antigua Guatemala.

It came out in this giant glass, larger than a dessert bowl. It was the kind of glass you normally associate with giant fudge sundaes served at ridiculous American theme restaurants. You know, the kind that has the kind of meals where if you manage to eat everything on the plate you eat free. Yeah, that kinda scale. Simply humongous.

I can't even remember what went in it. I mean, there were about 8 different blends on the menu, but one was a clear favourite.

It was like, melon and pineapple and mint or something. And it came with a straw you could shoot marbles out of. Massive.

All thick and cool and refreshing with ingredients that were trucked in from local farms that morning and had never seen the inside of a freezer in their lives.

So we'd go there around lunchtime and each order one of these monstrous juices that would take half an hour to drink and call it lunch. And it was brilliant.

And now I'm thirsty.

Oh god damn.

Tam

Fishman, can you be more specific about location? The way you have described that experience warrants putting it on my list of things to do.

Uriel

Got some apple juice, shit is good.

lostwords

i've also been on a smoothie diet lately to replace meals (though i cheat with takeout on the weekends and when faced with cupcakes), and it has been great so far! got myself a single serve blender, and just make two every night, use a nalgene bottle for one serving for lunch the next day. my usual mix is a cup of yogurt (peach is best!), a banana, three large strawberries, handful of frozen peaches and frozen pineapples, pinch of raspberries or blueberries, and OJ almost to the brim. easy peasy and delicious!

Sassori

lostwords wrote: »

i've also been on a smoothie diet lately to replace meals (though i cheat with takeout on the weekends and when faced with cupcakes), and it has been great so far! got myself a single serve blender, and just make two every night, use a nalgene bottle for one serving for lunch the next day. my usual mix is a cup of yogurt (peach is best!), a banana, three large strawberries, handful of frozen peaches and frozen pineapples, pinch of raspberries or blueberries, and OJ almost to the brim. easy peasy and delicious!

I'm glad that it's been going well for you!

Tef

carrot and mint is really good, I could go some right about now...

I've had big fishbowls like fishman, but in Vietnam. Man they make good juice

AMP'd

orange-hu akbar

lostwords

Sassori wrote: »

lostwords wrote: »

i've also been on a smoothie diet lately to replace meals (though i cheat with takeout on the weekends and when faced with cupcakes), and it has been great so far! got myself a single serve blender, and just make two every night, use a nalgene bottle for one serving for lunch the next day. my usual mix is a cup of yogurt (peach is best!), a banana, three large strawberries, handful of frozen peaches and frozen pineapples, pinch of raspberries or blueberries, and OJ almost to the brim. easy peasy and delicious!

I'm glad that it's been going well for you!

thanks! i have become slightly obsessed with smoothies now, and have been trying to find more fruits to stick in the blender. sticking a whole apple in there did not go well

Uriel

Oj is the best.

I like that pure velencia shit.

So tasty.