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New Comic Thread for Monday March 7th, 2011

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Extreme Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    The pokemon I hate more than anything on this earth is bidoof

    Oh what's that? You're a raccoon

    You are a dumb fucking pokemon with a dumb fucking name and you look like you have fucking down syndrome and every time you come out of your stupid fucking pokeball you cry out like an abattoir full of retarded children

    I used to keep a lvl 3 bidoof right in the front of my lineup during the single player just so it knew that after every pokecenter visit, it was going to die

    You're wrong.

    Bidoof was a beaver, not a raccoon.

    Sentret and Zigzagoon were raccoons.

    The rest of what you said is factual, though.

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  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    As the game progresses, Team Plasma starts acting stranger, less natural. After foiling one of their attempts to liberate your Pokemon, you trail them to a secluded spot, where you find them weeping and apologizing to a shadowy figure. While you cannot make out his gravelly responses to their pleas, the figure seems unsympathetic. With a crackle and a pair of dwindling screams, Team Plasma vanishes. Two small, round objects bounce to the ground in their place. You draw a bit closer to see more, but this, it turns out, is a mistake.

    A sheet of electricity washes over you, dropping you to the ground, locking all your muscles and threatening to drive you into unconsciousness. Though your muscles continue to twitch and contort, completely beyond your control, you manage to focus on the figure striding towards you out of the shadows. Battered, scarred, one-eyed, surprisingly small. Yellow.

    "P-pikachu?" you manage, through numbed and blistered lips.

    "Don't you dare call me that, boy." The voice is raspy, damaged, bitter. "Pikachu was my slave name."

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  • FactorySquirrelFactorySquirrel Registered User
    I want to see a war movie starring Pokemon, entirely in Pokemon language, with Human subtitles.

    "That man is playing Galaga! He thought we wouldn't notice. But we did."
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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    Tef wrote: »
    zubats may only be in caves, but their higher level of annoyance is such that they are far more annoying than a pidgey ever could be.

    that is a problem with caves, no zubats

    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User
    "Your name is Pikachu!"

    "Kunta Kinte!"

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  • XaquinXaquin Registered User regular
    FactorySquirrel wrote: »
    I want to see a war movie starring Pokemon, entirely in Pokemon language, with Human subtitles.

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    -Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a Navy patrol boat. Pick up Colonel Kurtz's path at Nu Mung Ba, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find the Colonel, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate the Colonel's command.-

    Pikachu Pika Pikachu?
    -Terminate the Colonel?-

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    -He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.-

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    -Terminate with extreme prejudice.-

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    -You understand, Captain, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist...-

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User
    Squirtle Squadron rules

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Rose, shut the hell up about my bedroom and save my game already!Registered User regular
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    The pokemon I hate more than anything on this earth is bidoof

    Oh what's that? You're a raccoon

    You are a dumb fucking pokemon with a dumb fucking name and you look like you have fucking down syndrome and every time you come out of your stupid fucking pokeball you cry out like an abattoir full of retarded children

    I used to keep a lvl 3 bidoof right in the front of my lineup during the single player just so it knew that after every pokecenter visit, it was going to die

    I never would have guessed it possible for a person to be this terrible.

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    Let me tell you about video games. Let me tell you about Homestuck
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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
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  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps Somnambulist SocietyRegistered User regular
    bidoof, bidoof,

    bidoof is on fire

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  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS
    it's justin bieberel you SHITLORD

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  • SeriouslySeriously Maarebas Registered User regular
    We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn


    I'm dying, Squirtle

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    Koshian wrote: »
    it's justin bieberel you SHITLORD

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