I found some flares

Fandyien

So I was walkin' home from class just now, listening to a podcast about operas and smoking a cigarette

And, as I walk, I happen upon a little stack of three industrial strength flares for construction work at night. One was already open so I took the other two.

it is literally one of these



what should I do with these

I am thinking fire

Viscount Islands

Smoke it.

Squall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oWAb5NVALw

crwth

stick it up ya butt

Grey Ghost

Fandyien

crwth wrote: »

stick it up ya butt

i could use it to simultaneously light farts and penetrate me sexually

Campion

Trick cigar prank.

HyperAquaBlast

Pretend you are Nick Cage and get a top a building. Then stab yourself with adrenaline prior to igniting.

Hobnail

Quit your job angrily. On your way out, light one and throw it over your shoulder. Walk away in slow motion as the building is engulfed in flames.

FirmSkater

Lay it in the street and see if people avoid driving past it

Viscount Islands

Hobnail wrote: »

Quit your job angrily. On your way out, light one and throw it over your shoulder. Walk away in slow motion as the building is engulfed in flames.

In the unfocused background the vague shape of his boss, engulfed in flames, falls out the 5th story window.

Jigrah

and this is why you don't leave shit lying around a construction zone.

Liiya

Save it in case of an emergency at sea.

Campion

Liiya that is much too practical.

Turambar

Save it in case of a forum emergency.

"Help help I'm being digitally sodomized"

SimBen

Have a child.

Wait two years.

Spoiler:

Best cake ever.

GRMike

Put it back. Because just because you found it doesn't mean it is yours.

Thief.

joshofalltrades

GRMike wrote: »

Put it back. Because just because you found it doesn't mean it is yours.

Thief.

Man those things are all over the place in Deus Ex and I picked up every damn one I found, just because I could, even though I never did use them

Spoiler:

Yeah if it's clear where they came from you should probably return them

Sara Lynn

I'm calling the police

hooligan

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

Burn the living shit out of the pigeon stuck in the lightwell outside my window. That fucker will not let me get any goddamn sleep.

Hunter

Stick it in a bucket full of bees.

joshofalltrades

ITT life is an 80s-90s adventure game where you pick up everything you find and use it on everything else until something works

Rankenphile

tell everyone it's a slow motion firework

skettios

Save it for 4th of July.
Or go camping with it.
Or, bday cake.

Stupid Mr Whoopsie Name

Hunter wrote: »

Stick it in a bucket full of bees.

Ahaha oh god! I hope that thread was archived.

Jordyn

Grey Ghost wrote: »

TheClarkster

We found a few in an alley once, so we convinced one of our friends to light them and juggle them.

that was an amusing 3 seconds

redhead

walk around with them until someone fires an IR-guided missile at you, then use them as a countermeasure

joshofalltrades

TheClarkster wrote: »

We found a few in an alley once, so we convinced one of our friends to light them and juggle them.

that was an amusing 3 seconds

Your friend sounds like one bright individual

Hunter

joshofalltrades wrote: »

TheClarkster wrote: »

We found a few in an alley once, so we convinced one of our friends to light them and juggle them.

that was an amusing 3 seconds

Your friend sounds like one bright individual

I'm sure his display was over in a flash.

joshofalltrades

If you must keep them, start a heavy metal band and only do one song because that's all you have pyrotechnics for, and you'll be damned if you're going to play or sing without a light show

redhead

man did anyone else play this shit

Liiya

Campion wrote: »

Liiya that is much too practical.

Is it? Oh. Er, put it in a cake as a really big birthday candle!

Campion

Now you're getting wild!

Liiya

Heath and safety be dammed.

Darmak

Stupid Mister Whoopsie Name wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

Stick it in a bucket full of bees.

Ahaha oh god! I hope that thread was archived.

I don't think it was. Who was it that started that thread anyway? Talon?

Hunter

Liiya wrote: »

Heath and safety be dammed.

You're living on the edge.

Campion

Liiya has tucked her Red Cross Safety Guide back into its proper drawer and is now ready to party.

SLyM

redhead wrote: »

man did anyone else play this shit

My dad wrote the music for one of those.

This one, specifically.

Bedigunz

Strap them to your chest with a watch. Walk into a bank trying to find someone and yell "LISTEN UP THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND"

redhead

SLyM wrote: »

redhead wrote: »

man did anyone else play this shit

My dad wrote the music for one of those.

This one, specifically.

that's the one i played obsessively for like years when i was a kid! holy shit that owns. i have probably heard SO MUCH of your dad's music