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The Day After International Women's [Chat]

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Bogart wrote: »
    In summary, I guess now I'm just offended by this game. And your company.

    I love this kind of thing.

    you seriously can't make this shit up

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Haphazard wrote: »
    I guess my copy of DA2 is lonely, cold and frightened at home.

    You'll have plenty of exciting adventures to tell it about when you get back, though!

    The best glance we earned so far was during our first attempt to board a bus outside the airport. We had just bought a weeklong ticket and strolled into the bus nodding at the driver, all cool and stuff. We didn't show our tickets, though. So, after the driver stopped us I'm our tracks with an authoritative "hey!", we showed him the tickets with an apologetic smile on our faces. But apparently you have to swipe them through a reader, which we know now... So, the glance he shot us was a mixture of "should I try to explain them stupid tourists how stuff works over here?", "fuck, why should I care" and "I'm the king of this bus, bitches!". It was glorious.

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

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  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

    x dies, where x is your favorite character. Oh shit, another spoiler!

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  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    Haha, yes!

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    NO DON'T DO IT THINK OF THE CHILDREN

  • HaphazardHaphazard Registered User regular
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    NO DON'T DO IT THINK OF THE CHILDREN

    But... we are...
    Spoiler:

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    ugh this chicken is completely inedible. my freezer ruined it.

    god damnit.

  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

    Ooh.

    What was it?

  • BogartBogart Registered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    Accidentally spoiled something from A Song Of Fire And Ice before I even start reading the novels. Damn.

    Ooh.

    What was it?

    I guess this is a major ASOFAI spoiler, so be warned.
    Spoiler:

  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    Haphazard wrote: »
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!

    Haha, yes!

    I demand pictures of this glorious event!

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

  • SorensonSorenson Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.
    What do people see in this game? Because I take one look at the ads on Steam or whatever and it's nothing but BLAAAAARGH for me.

    Gamertag, Crackdown metatag, and other interesting stuff below!
    Join the Wang Defense Force and help stop the insect menace!
    Help a poor bastard out! Read (or at least visit) my Bright Hub articles!
    Spoiler:
  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    I'm gonna arrive in boston around midnight

    so get fucking ready

    cause I'm gonna go right to bed BITCHES

    The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be
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  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Sorenson wrote: »
    What do people see in this game? Because I take one look at the ads on Steam or whatever and it's nothing but BLAAAAARGH for me.

    Same thing people see in WoW.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    Echo wrote: »
    Sorenson wrote: »
    What do people see in this game? Because I take one look at the ads on Steam or whatever and it's nothing but BLAAAAARGH for me.

    Same thing people see in WoW.

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    ?

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    In summary, I guess now I'm just offended by this game. And your company.

    I love this kind of thing.

    Is that about the Ubisoft Wii Sex Game?

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself

  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself

    Women's vaginas are important. I mean otherwise what are they good for?

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • WMain00WMain00 Registered User
    Fap fap fap fap.

    EDIT: 4 hours have passed since i started this DA2 preload. Since then, according to Steam, the total amount downloaded is 4.3gb.

    The total amount downloaded according to Dragon Age 2 is 2gb.

    WHERE THE FUCK HAS THE OTHER 2 GB DISSAPEARED TOO?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Life doesn't run away from nobody. Life runs at people.Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself

    So thong like but not a pearl thong.

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    Good morning

    How is everyone today?

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  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    [chat], I have sad news. Today... the universe will end. Haps, looking forward to meeting you!
    I know, I've started marking down the days on my calendar. Only 365x10^1000 days to go!

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    You know 2011 has been kind of a crazy year so far, but in a good way.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

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  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    You know 2011 has been kind of a crazy year so far, but in a good way.

    Same here. Feels like a fresh start.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    You know 2011 has been kind of a crazy year so far, but in a good way.

    Wisconsin disagrees.

  • EchoEcho Per Aspera Ad Inferi Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    "Richy keeps his wang in his left trouser leg. Don't get him excited or he might kick himself in the face."

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    "Richy likes freshmen girls, because he keeps on getting older but they stay the same age."

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    You keep working, just give me his email and I'll supply some trivia.

  • DynagripDynagrip destroy everything you touch Registered User, ClubPA regular
    so i guess all it took for me to feel halfway decent today was 10 hours of sleep. kind of cuts into my free time.

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    430 was apparently kitty fight time.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User
    I got DA2 for mah birfdays from mah roommate. However I have not finished DA1. TIME TO GET CRACKIN

    HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BAGELS. YOU BOIL THE WATER. PUT IN THE NOODLES
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    Richy wrote: »
    Hehehehe one of the engineering students asked me to supply trivia about myself for a graduation dinner trivia game...

    "Richy likes freshmen girls, because he keeps on getting older but they stay the same age."

    That made me laugh too much.

    Echo's not bad too. Mojo: it's a girl, not a guy.

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Things which are disappointing: that "top -WTF" is not a real Unix command.

    Dis' wrote: »
    Cancer is when cells stop letting the body mooch off their hard work - clearly a community of like-minded cells should isolate themselves and do the best job each can do, even if the rest of the body collapses!
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Wow. Rift has the worst case of chainmail bikini ever.

    I got new legs, "Fused Ringmail Legs".

    If I strip naked, I'm wearing bikini pants.

    These new "ringmail legs" are smaller than my underwear.

    So it's a pearl thong?

    Decide for yourself
    Club feet.

    Tiny head.

    Character designs are getting weird.

    At least it looks less inhuman than the new Mortal Kombat ninjas.

    What I see sees me.
    SODOMISE INTOLERANCE
    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
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