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Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mimeRegistered User regular
This caught me off guard, so, here is what I was doing when the call came:
Obsessive music nerd for since his formative years, Sherlock Ohms finally pulled his finger out and started inflicting his collection of Funk, Soul, Hip-hop, Reggae, Breaks, Beats and random ephemera on the unwitting public in mid-2008.

Since then he’s graced the airwaves of Big Chill FM and Purple Radio, the stages of the Festinho festival, and the DJ booths of the UK fluffing for the likes of DJ Moneyshot, Boca 45 and Ugly Duckling.

Whether it’s early morning chilled wig outs, or eclectic party starting beat fests there’s a reason they call him ‘No Shit Sherlock’

Listen to his stuff here

Read nonsense here

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  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Oh come on, already.

    Oh yeah, we caught all that the first time.

    Right now it's just kind of funny to see what he'll come up with next.

    He's not a bot, he can't be a bot because he occasionally replies. And he apparently knows how to pick which subforums to post in.

    but he writes exactly the same posts across multiple forums chosen by some heuristic that involves, I don't know, googling for discussion forums? And then jabbing the screen while blindfolded? How does he end up inspired to share his wisdom on The China Daily's discussion board?

    e: wow.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I thought this was going to have a reference to a certain controversial storyline involving reproduction gone awry.

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Oh come on, already.

    Oh yeah, we caught all that the first time.

    Right now it's just kind of funny to see what he'll come up with next.

    He's not a bot, he can't be a bot because he occasionally replies. And he apparently knows how to pick which subforums to post in.

    but he writes exactly the same posts across multiple forums chosen by some heuristic that involves, I don't know, googling for discussion forums? And then jabbing the screen while blindfolded? How does he end up inspired to share his wisdom on The China Daily's discussion board?
    Read the last post in the last thread. I can't quote it because of "the locks", but it seems to be a guy trying to advertise on the sly.

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    So I'm going in for my 2nd interview with a company. I have two companies at the moment that I'm talking to... One of them I really, really want and the other I would be okay with. The one I'd be okay with is having me in today. Question: If they offer me a job on the spot, what's the best way of saying "I'm waiting for another company to call me up with their offer."?

  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    nice mojo I look forward to listening to thisss

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    We're not entirely sure what he's trying to advertise, but yeah. I think it's a crime of passion, though, rather than a really inept and/or dedicated spammer - a crazy person with an agenda, like the Gang of Daggers guy.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    I thought this was going to have a reference to a certain controversial storyline involving reproduction gone awry.

    Someone on D&D made a hilarious edit where the state of Utah pointed an accusing finger at the chick weeping in the hospital bed after her emergency abortion.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    Mod approved red ranger subforum

    you heard it here first folks

    [/foxnews]

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  • Modern ManModern Man Registered User regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    So I'm going in for my 2nd interview with a company. I have two companies at the moment that I'm talking to... One of them I really, really want and the other I would be okay with. The one I'd be okay with is having me in today. Question: If they offer me a job on the spot, what's the best way of saying "I'm waiting for another company to call me up with their offer."?
    The best way to handle that situation would be simply to tell the offering company that you need a couple of days to make your decision.

    Then you contact the other company and tell them that you have another offer pending, so if they are interested in you they have to move forward quickly.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    I imagine chat wise they'll be pretty smooth.

  • urahonkyurahonky Registered User regular
    Modern Man wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    So I'm going in for my 2nd interview with a company. I have two companies at the moment that I'm talking to... One of them I really, really want and the other I would be okay with. The one I'd be okay with is having me in today. Question: If they offer me a job on the spot, what's the best way of saying "I'm waiting for another company to call me up with their offer."?
    The best way to handle that situation would be simply to tell the offering company that you need a couple of days to make your decision.

    Then you contact the other company and tell them that you have another offer pending, so if they are interested in you they have to move forward quickly.

    Aha, that sounds a lot better. Thank you Modern Man I appreciate it.

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    Mod approved red ranger subforum

    you heard it here first folks

    [/foxnews]

    it turns out "vanilla" has a double meaning

  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    nice mojo I look forward to listening to thisss

    He's a friend, so I'm incredibly biased when I say that he's pretty great. Although it's more the "good at finding music" than "good at mixing that music". He does the stuff on his soundcloud live for a radio station, so it's a bit rough in places. Still fun though.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    Sextastic? The REPORT button will be replaced with an ORGY button, perchance?

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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    what is happening?

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    Sextastic? The REPORT button will be replaced with an ORGY button, perchance?

    They share rackspace with a bunch of porn sites. Sometimes the images get mixed up.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    The Dragonzord Dagger sounded pretty awesome.

  • BamaBama Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    Mod approved red ranger subforum

    you heard it here first folks

    [/foxnews]

    it turns out "vanilla" has a double meaning
    the new forums are caucasian only?

    "Despite all the bitching, if Diablo 3 sucks, I will eat my own cock. Counter-claim: If Diablo 3 does not suck, I will have a list of whiners who need to eat cocks." - Zen Vulgarity
  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    Modern Man wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    So I'm going in for my 2nd interview with a company. I have two companies at the moment that I'm talking to... One of them I really, really want and the other I would be okay with. The one I'd be okay with is having me in today. Question: If they offer me a job on the spot, what's the best way of saying "I'm waiting for another company to call me up with their offer."?
    The best way to handle that situation would be simply to tell the offering company that you need a couple of days to make your decision.

    Then you contact the other company and tell them that you have another offer pending, so if they are interested in you they have to move forward quickly.

    Did literally this but replace "company" with "university"

  • DaxonDaxon Registered User
    Hello [chat].

    I had the most boring lung cancer tutorial just now.

    It was honestly so horrible sitting through.

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp! I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    what is happening?

    a lot of the details are in the Tube's Circus thread but basically the mods got a sneak peek and it is pretty cool. I really can't say anything until I know what is and is not kosher to mention but it gave us an idea how the whole thing will kind of look and feel and I am pretty confident you guys will dig it.

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    urahonky wrote: »
    Modern Man wrote: »
    urahonky wrote: »
    So I'm going in for my 2nd interview with a company. I have two companies at the moment that I'm talking to... One of them I really, really want and the other I would be okay with. The one I'd be okay with is having me in today. Question: If they offer me a job on the spot, what's the best way of saying "I'm waiting for another company to call me up with their offer."?
    The best way to handle that situation would be simply to tell the offering company that you need a couple of days to make your decision.

    Then you contact the other company and tell them that you have another offer pending, so if they are interested in you they have to move forward quickly.

    Aha, that sounds a lot better. Thank you Modern Man I appreciate it.

    On a side note, is it actually faux pas to say "I'm waiting to hear back from other companies before I make my decision"? It seems like that would be obvious. Of course you're looking at other companies.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    It was briefly a thing with some in here, it died a death though because lets face it, we have a word for the person you're going to marry already, we don't need one that is less descriptive. I am sad to see that somebody used it again.

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    Nah, it was just something that came up.

    I prefer "Wife-Elect".

  • TL DRTL DR Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    You have know idea what you've just done

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  • VariableVariable The Excellence of Execution Calgary, Albert CARegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    what is happening?

    a lot of the details are in the Tube's Circus thread but basically the mods got a sneak peek and it is pretty cool. I really can't say anything until I know what is and is not kosher to mention but it gave us an idea how the whole thing will kind of look and feel and I am pretty confident you guys will dig it.

    nice I appreciate the info

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    Fiance isn't gender neutral.

    Fiance is a dude, fiancee is a lady.

    I actually brought prewife in as a joke. It ballooned from there, to my vast enjoyment.

    Edit: They should have the squiggly things but I don't remember the alt code.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    what is happening?

    a lot of the details are in the Tube's Circus thread but basically the mods got a sneak peek and it is pretty cool. I really can't say anything until I know what is and is not kosher to mention but it gave us an idea how the whole thing will kind of look and feel and I am pretty confident you guys will dig it.

    nice I appreciate the info

    i just want to know if i'll be able to ego search again

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  • SaammielSaammiel Registered User regular
    I'd only use it so I could call my ex-wife a postwife.

  • ronyaronya hmmm over there!Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    also, without saying anything remotely specific at all, I think the new forums are going to be pretty sextastic.

    what is happening?

    a lot of the details are in the Tube's Circus thread but basically the mods got a sneak peek and it is pretty cool. I really can't say anything until I know what is and is not kosher to mention but it gave us an idea how the whole thing will kind of look and feel and I am pretty confident you guys will dig it.

    there are no details in that thread :(

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    It was briefly a thing with some in here, it died a death though because lets face it, we have a word for the person you're going to marry already, we don't need one that is less descriptive. I am sad to see that somebody used it again.

    I keep saying the word to myself, and it's quite simply not as pleasing as fiance.


    Like, I'm pretty sure that wanting to call your woman your "prewife" and not your fiance suggests that you rather regret the engagement.

  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    fiancé isn't gender neutral.

    Fiancé - penus
    fiancée - buhginny


    Edit: WeeaBeat'd

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    #FreeScheck
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  • LudiousLudious Registered User regular
    I can make up any detail you want.

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  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo Tough on mime. Tough on the causes of mime Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    Fiance isn't gender neutral.

    Fiance is a dude, fiancee is a lady.

    I actually brought prewife in as a joke. It ballooned from there, to my vast enjoyment.

    Edit: They should have the squiggly things but I don't remember the alt code.

    130 - é

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    Nah, it was just something that came up.

    I prefer "Wife-Elect".

    I prefer "Future-Woman-Who-Won't-Have-Sex-With-Me-Despite-Sleeping-With-Me-Every-Night-That-God-Damned-Frigid-Bitch".

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  • ArchArch Trust me, I'm a scientist Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    Fiance isn't gender neutral.

    Fiance is a dude, fiancee is a lady.

    I actually brought prewife in as a joke. It ballooned from there, to my vast enjoyment.

    Edit: They should have the squiggly things but I don't remember the alt code.

    :^:

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So I was perusing the previous [chat] thread, and I saw someone use the term "prewife".

    Is this a thing? Was fiance just too gender-neutral for some guys that it triggered overcompensation?

    Fiance isn't gender neutral.

    Fiance is a dude, fiancee is a lady.

    I actually brought prewife in as a joke. It ballooned from there, to my vast enjoyment.

    Edit: They should have the squiggly things but I don't remember the alt code.

    You have schooled me on the extra e.

    However, "prewife" still sounds just awful.

  • DeebaserDeebaser Way out in the water See it swimmin'?Registered User regular
    Edit: They should have the squiggly things but I don't remember the alt code.

    It's Alt + 130

    Edit: Beat'd again

    #FreeThan
    #FreeScheck
    #FreeSKFM
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