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Mass Effect: Garrus, Liara, Kaiden and Colonel Sanders in ME3

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    SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I don't know who thought this was a good idea, but it's not.
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    Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Perfect for robbing banks.

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite bank on the Citadel.

    Now get your hands in the air!

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    "Please exercise caution when wearing the hood all the way zipped up, because you will look fully awesome, and members of the general public may be caught a bit off-guard."

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    BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite bank on the Citadel.

    Now get your hands in the air!


    Sir, this is a library, if you'd unzip your hood you'd know that

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Laughed entirely too loud at that. Thanks, I'm sure my neighbor is confused as hell right now.

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    DarisDaris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It's like sandpaper!

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jazz wrote: »
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Jazz wrote: »
    Fencingsax wrote: »
    Jazz, I am in the same boat, waiting for the sales.

    I know it's only $20 right now, and that's a fraction of the $70 (IIRC) I paid for the 360 CE, but when I'm buying a game again for another platform I like to keep it cheap, you know? Plus just avoiding the buyer's remorse when it's inevitably $10 (or less) again.

    Especially since buying the bloody DLC again isn't going to be Steam-sale cheap. :(

    Oh yeah.

    Got the game for ten.

    Spent about thirty on DLC.

    Sounds about right. :?

    Let's see... $7 for Kasumi, $7 for Overlord, $10 for Shadow Broker, $2 for Firepower... that's $26. The horse armor packs would take it to $30 even. Not for the first time I wish the DLC was on Steam ("50 cents a pack!").
    Firepower is practically a horse armor pack too.

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    BotznoyBotznoy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    Firepower is practically a horse armor pack too.

    shut your whore mouth

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    Firepower is practically a horse armor pack too.

    If by horse armor you mean armor that turned your horse into a killing machine.

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    SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I mean, if you want to ruin all the balance in the game, just use the weapon mods in the OP

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    DarisDaris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjyYDgpEklg

    Anyone else got a femshep run to finish? BTW- The best part is it's only in-game scenes/music.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    I mean, if you want to ruin all the balance in the game, just use the weapon mods in the OP

    Hacker.

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    Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Spoit wrote: »
    I mean, if you want to ruin all the balance in the game, just use the weapon mods in the OP

    Firepower pack is weapon mods for consoles.

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    JazzJazz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Renegade Wolf wrote: »
    Jazz wrote: »
    I know I'm going to regret this, but... I think I missed this clawhammer comic of which you speak...

    Here it is.

    :lol:

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Legion is so awesome that quite frankly it is ridic.

    That video just posted, Legion stole every scene he was in. As he does in game.

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I like Legion a lot, but I always wanted more HK-47 out of him. I know they are very different characters, but I have high standards for "robotic" entities in games now.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I...

    don't get it.

    It's Legion. He's nice.

    He isn't HK-47. HK-47 is mean.

    Legion is funny too, but in a whole different way to HK-47.

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    BasilBasil Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    In ME3 Legion learns to love.

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Basil wrote: »
    In ME3 Legion learns to love.

    A cute little toaster...or something catches his eye, everytime you return to the central mission hub Legion prostrates himself and offers gifts and devotions to it.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Amikron Devalia wrote: »
    I like Legion a lot, but I always wanted more HK-47 out of him. I know they are very different characters, but I have high standards for "robotic" entities in games now.

    HK-47 was a very.... human robot.

    In ME3, we will get to teach Legion how to hate.

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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    HK-47 Wasn't mean at all, he just didn't have time for your meatbag nonsense.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Basil wrote: »
    In ME3 Legion learns to love.

    A cute little toaster...or something catches his eye, everytime you return to the central mission hub Legion prostrates himself and offers gifts and devotions to it.

    Legion's memory has enough room for the love of but one being, Commander Shepard.


    There was a hole.

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    SilexSilex Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    mister tuxedo wrote: »
    SoundsPlush wrote: »
    Casually Hardcore wrote: »
    I don't get the claw hammer thing.

    Here you go.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bdr6fjg-k

    I was holding out on blue dotting the thread this time but welp.

    Oh, it's an actual reference... I'm not sure how I feel about that now.
    It feels...
    less...
    magical.

    The term "claw hammer" is actually used by Grunt in the game when he's explaining to Sherpard how he had a vision of a Krogan killing a Turian and finding humour in it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl70kYiPLGg

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    Casually HardcoreCasually Hardcore Once an Asshole. Trying to be better. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wait a minute.

    Just how the fuck did Sheperd and Garrus had sex?

    I thought that romance was an emotional "I want you but we'll never have eachother!" kind of thing.

    But you're telling me that they actually banged? The fuck.....

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    Look at that! There's no penis!

    There's no females!

    Stuff...doesnt....compute....

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Legion was, by far, my favorite squadmate in the game.

    I found him just so well written. He seemed all logical and needing to build consensus and all at first, but after the mission and you talk to him, he really goes into his backstory, and the story of the Geth. His reactions and reasons for coming to his conclusions were wonderful.

    I thought he was very well-written.

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I want my female Turians to have boobies. This is too much to ask.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I never finished my maleshep runs before I left the country. Kanye "Asshole" Shepard has to finish the fight.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Deadfall wrote: »
    Legion was, by far, my favorite squadmate in the game.

    I found him just so well written. He seemed all logical and needing to build consensus and all at first, but after the mission and you talk to him, he really goes into his backstory, and the story of the Geth. His reactions and reasons for coming to his conclusions were wonderful.

    I thought he was very well-written.

    Not Mordin?

    I'm sorry, but scientifically, you're only allowed to pick Mordin as the best.

    Legion is pretty cool, though.

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    DarisDaris Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It would be interesting if Legion changes by ME3 based on Shepard. Of course if the renegades got HK-Legion they will 'never' shut up about it.

    Of course, the paragons will romance it.

    HK was not mean. He understood what love is!

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    DeadfallDeadfall I don't think you realize just how rich he is. In fact, I should put on a monocle.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Deadfall wrote: »
    Legion was, by far, my favorite squadmate in the game.

    I found him just so well written. He seemed all logical and needing to build consensus and all at first, but after the mission and you talk to him, he really goes into his backstory, and the story of the Geth. His reactions and reasons for coming to his conclusions were wonderful.

    I thought he was very well-written.

    Not Mordin?

    I'm sorry, but scientifically, you're only allowed to pick Mordin as the best.

    Legion is pretty cool, though.

    Mordin's pretty sweet. But Legion is over a thousand Geth awesome.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Daris wrote: »
    It would be interesting if Legion changes by ME3 based on Shepard. Of course if the renegades got HK-Legion they will 'never' shut up about it.

    Of course, the paragons will romance it.

    HK was not mean. He understood what love is!

    Really, if we're getting another robot personality based on our Shepard, ten to one I'll wind up with Aaron Stack.

    He has the much more important facet of knowing what drunk is.

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    chiasaur11 wrote: »
    Daris wrote: »
    It would be interesting if Legion changes by ME3 based on Shepard. Of course if the renegades got HK-Legion they will 'never' shut up about it.

    Of course, the paragons will romance it.

    HK was not mean. He understood what love is!

    Really, if we're getting another robot personality based on our Shepard, ten to one I'll wind up with Aaron Stack.

    He has the much more important facet of knowing what drunk is.

    Obligatory drunken robot.
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    Amikron DevaliaAmikron Devalia I didn't ask for this title. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Daris wrote: »
    It would be interesting if Legion changes by ME3 based on Shepard. Of course if the renegades got HK-Legion they will 'never' shut up about it.

    Of course, the paragons will romance it.

    HK was not mean. He understood what love is!

    See, Daris gets what I'm talking about!

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Botznoy wrote: »
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite bank on the Citadel.

    Now get your hands in the air!


    Sir, this is a library, if you'd unzip your hood you'd know that

    I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!

    *punch*

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Meh. Legion was interesting and actually had interesting stuff to say.

    HK-47 was the same joke told over and over again. Which, while funny, doesn't make for that much of a character.

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    Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
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    jefe414jefe414 "My Other Drill Hole is a Teleporter" Mechagodzilla is Best GodzillaRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Meh. Legion was interesting and actually had interesting stuff to say.

    HK-47 was the same joke told over and over again. Which, while funny, doesn't make for that much of a character.

    Death to the heathen!

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    Ad astraAd astra Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    Meh. Legion was interesting and actually had interesting stuff to say.

    HK-47 was the same joke told over and over again. Which, while funny, doesn't make for that much of a character.

    Get out.

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