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Novelty gift for a friend with a liver tumour

TavTav Registered User regular
Riiiiiight, long story short, a friend of mine had a grapefruit sized tumour removed his from liver and next week he's having a party to celebrate the fact that he's still alive and cancer free. Obviously, since we're wonderful friends, we want to get him a gift but the only things that were springing to mind were liver or a grapefruit signed by us all. Any suggestions as to what we could get him would be great. There'll be anywhere between 5 and 25 people chipping in on this depending on price, so money's really no object.

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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Registered User regular
    edit: whoops, time to re-apply for med school

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    Well, this would depend largely on the recipient, but since it was on the liver, how about a flask? To the right person, from the right group of friends, that could be awesome (or horribly, horribly awkward).

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    You know what this thread needs? Some Turian porn.
  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Giant plush microbes are good, but IIRC (and I probably don't) most cancer isn't caused by microbes.

    How bout a nice plush liver instead?
    If the liver doesn't ring your bell, there's a wide assortment of other organs available.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • DarkewolfeDarkewolfe Registered User regular
    A liverstrong bracelet.

  • ceresceres not beautiful like you Pennsylvania, USASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    I totally misread this title. Wow.

    Cancer is indeed not usually caused by microbes, but I do like see317's plush liver. It looks so happy.

    The avalanche has already started; it is too late for the pebbles to vote.
  • starmanbrandstarmanbrand Registered User
    I'd go with a fruitbasket of grapefruits and that plush liver hidden in it.

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  • E.CoyoteE.Coyote Registered User regular
    Get a few t-shirts made up with "tumour, I didn't even know her!" printed on them. ~.~

  • Edith_Bagot-DixEdith_Bagot-Dix Registered User regular
    Depending on you and your friend's sense of humor (and how dark it is) . . . a bottle if chianti and some fava beans.

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  • Kate of LokysKate of Lokys Registered User
    Pâté de foie gras is both relevant and delicious.

    If you have that many people pitching in, you should do up a big gift basket with a bunch of smaller things in it: by having a plurality of items, you minimize the awkwardness if one particular gag gift falls flat.

    I'm here to tell you about voting. Imagine you're locked in a huge underground nightclub filled with sinners, whores, freaks and unnameable things that rape pit bulls for fun. And you ain't allowed out until you all vote on what you're going to do tonight [. . .] So you vote for television, and everyone else, as far as your eye can see, votes to fuck you with switchblades. That's voting. You're welcome.
  • mtsmts Registered User regular
    always throw in kindergarten cop...its not a tumah

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