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I wish I could find a girl to kick me in the balls
Sup, gentiles, I have a confession to make, I have a ballbusting fetish & I'm seemingly the only person who likes getting kicked in the balls in my city and entire metropolitan area. That in itself is not the problem. The problem is that it doesn't seem like there are any chicks around where I live who like kicking guys in the balls. So ever since I was about 13, I have been unable to find any girls who are into ballbusting.
I'm an adult now, and I still can't find anyone to kick me. I tried finding people in high school (and before that, 7th & 8th grade), I tried finding people at work, but still no one, I even tried the internet, but seemingly no chicks are willing, and since I don't just go around asking random people, it's almost impossible to find someone to kick me. I guess I could act like a total douche bag, but I'm too nice for that. Ask me anything.