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I accidentally used the girl's bathroom and I'm sorry.
I remember it like it was only yesterday; maybe that's because it almost was.
It was late. The clamor of the nigh-incalculably-long serpent that was the Saturday Concert Line was disorienting, its fevered wall-crawling shimmy a firm lesson on How To Be Something Larger Than Yourself. I figured I'd play it safe and hit the semisanctuary of the restroom before we got to the front. We'd just walked by a women's bathroom; surely, I reasoned, this one must be the one for me.
Bewildered and driven to thought but undeterred by the double row of stalls, I went to work, thinking, "I am probably in the women's bathroom. How come my friends didn't say anything as I walked in here? I hope I don't get seen on my way out."
So to you, cute lady who saw me as I was washing my hands: your bathroom was immaculate and I left it the way I found it. Thanks for giggling at my jokes and being understanding. "Clean, isn't it?" And so simple.
Love and Peace,
PS - seriously, if only the dudes could be so nice to the restrooms. (maybe it'd help if there were 3-5 times or so as many, so that the Men's Bathroom:Women's Bathroom ratio would match the Men:Women ratio -- but I digress. It was a great experience.)