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Aww. What a shame.
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HEY YOU IN THE DINER DON'T IGNORE ME
WHAT YOU WANT A PIECE
YOU WANT SOME OF THIS COME AT ME
COME AT ME BRO
DON'T JUST SIT THERE YOU PICTURESQUE MOTHERFUCKER COME AT ME
hahahahah yeah i saw this in the documentary on the Aristocrats
he was like
"oh, really, you're booing, eh?"
and he trollfaced as he loaded both barrels
At least then, maybe, we'd stop getting such blatant Oscar-bait made every goddamn year, and we could maybe move on to making movies about a historical period other than World War II.
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It's great! Boston's very European, though, so culture shock was pretty minimal. Don't tell it to the Bostonians, they will deny it.
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appalachian noir
Yeah WW2 has been mined to fucking death for oscars. Every god damn year it seems. Its either period pieces or racism. God forbid you do a period piece on racism.
It's an important art piece of the frustrating and sad life of a New York City anteater, in the times before they were given suffrage and no establishment of reputation would have them.
wait what?
It was basically a verbal blowjob to the Academy.
Next time you come to America you'll have to come to the south
we'll shock the culture right out of you
No, sadly not. But next year is a distinct possibility!
I love the coining of new genres.
Appalachian Noir is my new favorite genre.
http://office.microsoft.com/en-us/downloads/CD001022494.aspx
I don't want to use Open Office. Where can I find a trial edition of 2003 without using a torrent site?
I'm pitching the story of a british private who's a retarded gay black soldier in ww 2. Starring Denzel naturally.
And if it was indeed Oscar bait then it was bait that the fisherman would eat himself because it tasted so damn good.
I'm going to eat triscuits and cheese and watch Buried with Ryan Reynolds.
Its not necessarily the war itself that people are talking about. Rather, the Academy has shown that it has an insatiable hard-on for most movies that take place between 39-45.
Epic Oscar Time with Harvey Weinstein
Today we gonna get a Best Picture award. Here's the recipe, playah:
First you're gonna need a fresh perspective on a historical event. Academy goes crazy for period pieces. How 'bout WWII? Shit's been done to death. Churchill? Get your head in the game, playah, that shit's movie of the week by now.
Okay, we gonna go with old King George, 'cause Kings are baller, and we gonna go personal story right here. Talking relatable like a motherfucker. Gonna lay down a d-d-d-d-disability on this rad ruler, some family issues -- extreme drama. Get some friendship story up in this bitch, 'cause Kings need friends too, and commoners elevated to status wets an audience's dick. Throw in some Colin firth, 'cause our boy's earned it in the eyes of the Academy for being robbed last year.
Then we need some British actors &
British actors &
British actors &
British actors &
two Australians
Let me ask the Social Network to be more interesting.
Oh wait, IT CANT.
Alternatively...
https://twitter.com/Hooraydiation
I watched it as an inflight movie on the trip over here. They editted out the swearwords.
I just think doing something would be better than nothing. I'm sitting in my house day after day unemployed, and i keep wondering whether doing something spontaneous like that would wake me up and show me what the world is like.
It's a sort of selfish and altruistic feeling at the same time.
It would have been better if instead of the US it was set behind enemy lines in Germany, and instead of the internet they had homing pigeons to communicate.
Also if everyone was nude and acted if everything was completely normal. Arthouse.
But that's
that's an entire scene right there on the cutting room floor D:
Use Open Office.
Got robbed. Shoulda took it. Boo hiss.
http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc1149.txt
No, not like that. They just muted them out. It was weird, really. And to think they had Black Swan as an inflight movie...