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Dogs carrying sticks thread (also [chat])

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  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    how are you fellows

    i had a bad day

    i am home now though

    should make tacos probably

    eff it

    gonna surf the interbutts for awhile first

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    And polydactyl cats are way better than Maine Coons.

    What about polydactyl maine coons?

    You can have your cat and eat it too!

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    CAKE

    I meant cake

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    Time to sleep, need to get to the gym tomorrow.
    And start studying for my next exam.
    Spoiler:

  • HonkHonk Registered User regular
    Computers are weird. Mine just went super fucking slow when I tried to open a regular wikipedia page - like the mouse moved one inch per minute when I flailed it around.

    Then I finally get the task manager open and everything was suddenly fine again.

    Does the computer glance at the task manager and recognize that it's doing weird shit, and suddenly turns unnecessary stuff off? Because with light computer troubles, just opening the task manager and doing nothing more has always helped to some degree.

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    frankie's cat just got her claws on one paw all stuck in the futon cover and kind of twisted up and started screaming like she was being attacked

    so i helped her get her paw free but frankie came charging up and thought that i was assaulting the cat

    so now my girlfriend thinks i'm an asshole
    I don't think that has anything to do with you helping the cat get its paw out of the futon.

    God, I love my new couch; it's so great to jump two steps from "meth den couch" to "gay dude's couch."
    You say this like there are no gay dudes in meth dens.
    In that case, the meth overrides the gay.

    I need to come see your couch

    lay on it

    roll around on it

    get my germs on it

    get it infected with non-bacon DNA

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    And polydactyl cats are way better than Maine Coons.

    What about polydactyl maine coons?

    You can have your cat and eat it too!
    Does polydactylism even occur in Maine Coons?

    You have to be really careful about polydactyl cats' weight, or it will fuck up their feet something awful; I'd think that a Maine Coon wouldn't be able to handle being polydactyl.

  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    Damn it Netflix, play nice with my PS3. I want to watch British men driving fast cars.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Daxon you have a scotty. The best fucking type of dog in the world. I am on my second one. I love him to death. My first one was cute but very much into himself. But was awesome beyond awesome. This one is like a big black teddy bear. And loves to play and walk and lay on the couch with me. I love him so much.

    Aww, that actually put tears in my eyes.


    I had a scotty, we had to put him down in the autumn as he got very very ill.


    edit: but thanks, scotties really are the best. I loved him very much.

  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    Thanatos is such a cat racist.

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    how are you fellows

    i had a bad day

    i am home now though

    should make tacos probably

    eff it

    gonna surf the interbutts for awhile first

    Sitting at school, trying to gather a bunch of information to send to my mom about how I'm not going to die here.

    Stupid western news >.<

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Damn it Netflix, play nice with my PS3. I want to watch British men driving fast cars.

    :winky:

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I need to come see your couch

    lay on it

    roll around on it

    get my germs on it

    get it infected with non-bacon DNA
    The couch is all bacon.

  • PotatoNinjaPotatoNinja Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I need to come see your couch

    lay on it

    roll around on it

    get my germs on it

    get it infected with non-bacon DNA
    The couch is all bacon.

    So its not a gay couch, its a hipster couch?

    Two goats enter, one car leaves
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Stupid western news >.<

    Yeah, I was reading somewhere that this is going to be more like 3 mile island than anything. Where all the damage is done to the Public Relations Image of nuclear power even though everything will turn out fine.

  • ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Thanatos is such a cat racist.
    I like all kitties; I just like some slightly more than others.

    Polydactyls are just so awesome, I can't resist.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Pet ferrets make me think of one thing and one thing only.

    Plump, delicious baby fingers.

    After googling?

    What. The. Fuck.

    They left an animal that was domesticated to hunt vermin loose and unsupervised with a four month old infant in the house? A four month old is less able to defend itself than a rabbit for fucks sake.

    I really, really fucking hate people sometimes.

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    And polydactyl cats are way better than Maine Coons.

    I can't tell if you're trying to be all ironical here.

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    Thanatos is such a cat racist.
    I like all kitties; I just like some slightly more than others.

    Polydactyls are just so awesome, I can't resist.

    I saw that and it immediately made me think of when you hear people say, "We're not being racist, we're just for empowering white people." You can't fool me.

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Cokebotle wrote: »
    Stupid western news >.<

    Yeah, I was reading somewhere that this is going to be more like 3 mile island than anything. Where all the damage is done to the Public Relations Image of nuclear power even though everything will turn out fine.

    Having some EU guy call this an apocolypse and say it's the next Chernobyl, and having the French say it should be escalated to a level 7 like Chernobyl is is not helping you toad suckers.

    :x

    工事中
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    Daxon *hugs*. My first scottie died to bladder cancer. It was pretty sad and still chokes me up. Nothing worse than losing a pet.

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  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Life is way more fun if you interpret everything that people say as euphemisms.

  • CokebotleCokebotle 穴掘りの Registered User regular
    Although in my mom's defense, we did have a magnitude 6 hit just south of me in Shizuoka that rocked my place a bit for a good 10-20 seconds last night.

    工事中
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    Fixed it. Time for British men and fast cars! Right after IR gets off the phone with my mom.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • VariableVariable Analrapist InsertmeanywhereRegistered User regular
    I'm cleaning my room tonight

    but first I'm going to play cards

    someone hold me to the room part

    you can use force

    I'm afraid I just blue myself
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    I'm cleaning my room tonight

    but first I'm going to play cards

    someone hold me to the room part

    you can use force

    variable if you don't clean your room

    i swear to god

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    if people are forcing Vari to do things, force me to research and draft proper questions for my interview

    FORCE!

  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    Dammit.

    You know you've studied too much logic when you realize that if something is contradictory, it does in fact imply any possible claim, not just ones directly related to the contradiction.

    This is going to seriously hinder my attempts to perform biblical analysis, since I can't tell people to focus on the relevant parts without a voice in the back of my head screaming at me.

  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    I think I might be getting sick.

    That's not good.

  • South hostSouth host I obey without question Registered User regular
    Thanatos wrote: »
    And polydactyl cats are way better than Maine Coons.

    My polydactyl cat is a moron. And so, so fat.

    Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    Variable, clean your room. Hakkakage, do your homework. Don't make me get your mother involved. She won't like that at all.

  • CindersCinders Registered User regular
    Hakks, do my homework.

  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    Cinders wrote: »
    Hakks, do my homework.

    Cinders, leave your sister alone.

  • mrflippymrflippy Registered User regular
    Variable, clean your room. Hakkakage, do your homework. Don't make me get your mother involved. She won't like that at all.

    I can give you some bedroom tips if you want.

  • PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies Registered User regular
    bedroom tip: if you cut every corner it is really not so bad

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  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    mrflippy wrote: »
    Variable, clean your room. Hakkakage, do your homework. Don't make me get your mother involved. She won't like that at all.

    I can give you some bedroom tips if you want.

    Hmm, I think that whole bit ended up being more creepy than silly. I apologize for that so here's a quick distraction:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y

  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    This particular segment includes the wisdom of the ages on an absurd percentage of chat staples: exercise, food, wine, drugs, hotel rooms

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvXGS2SQxeU&NR=1

    What you think "makes sense" has nothing to do with reality. It just has to do with your life experience. And your life experience may only be a small smidgen of reality. Possibly even a distorted account of reality at that. So what this means is that, beginning in the 20th century as our means of decoding nature became more and more powerful, we started realizing our common sense is no longer a tool to pass judgment on whether or not a scientific theory is correct. - Neil Degrasse Tyson
  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    Variable wrote: »
    I'm cleaning my room tonight

    but first I'm going to play cards

    someone hold me to the room part

    you can use force

    Don't make me come over there.

    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
  • DaxonDaxon Registered User
    Dylan Moran is fantastic.

    I'd love to see him live again.

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