Sticks carrying dogs thread (also cat [chat])

Elldren

I don't know the singer

I miss the poster

Kagera

Asian porn girls always do that whimpering cry that sounds more like they are being hurt than anything yes.

Maybe it's because I don't understand them saying Japanese for 'yes' 'oh god' or 'fuck me harder'

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

what pagan god did i anger

this is the only reasonable explanation for tonight

Organichu

my ex is laughing at me because i can't stop listening to justin timberlake :[

Captain Carrot

Drez wrote: »

Sailor Mercury was fucking awesome. She was the perfect woman. Loyal. Intelligent. Great thighs. Blue hair. What else could you want from a girl?

You sound like a Talimancer.

Mim

Elldren wrote: »

I don't know the singer

I miss the poster

I know she's busy with school. She's super nice on LJ.

But no we're definitely not talking about MsMya.

TehSloth

You guys are missing one of the best movies to ever have a female character with blue hair:



I am disappoint in you [chat]!

Elldren

I don't really watch straight porn so I guess I don't know what you are even talking about

Mim

Organichu wrote: »

my ex is laughing at me because i can't stop listening to justin timberlake :[

I like 3 songs by him. "Cry Me a River", "Sexy Back" and "What Goes Around Comes Around"

Kagera

Man, Michael Bay is helping to sell houses now apparently.

Except, this shit doesn't have any explosions so maybe it's the dude who did Pearl Harbor.

Extremely NSFW with lots of half-naked women. [vidurl= REALLY NSFW[/vidurl]

Mim

TehSloth wrote: »

You guys are missing one of the best movies to ever have a female character with blue hair:



I am disappoint in you [chat]!

You missed it actually. So may [chat] be dissapoint in you for missing the posting of the blue haired goddess that is Clemintine?

Wash

Mim wrote: »

Elldren wrote: »

Mim, fluffy

what are you even trying to say?

About Asian women?

Asian women in real life = attractive (not all, but I mean in general, attractive)

Asian woman in porn = ruined due to the screaming or because they try to market them to look like little girls.

Sora Aoi and Maria Ozawa are still super attractive, just need to turn the volume off. I know a lot of ugly asian women in real life. Like, damn. Wow.

What I'm saying is, looks are important.

skippydumptruck

Organichu wrote: »

my ex is laughing at me because i can't stop listening to justin timberlake :[

tell her to get on the good foot

Kagera

Elldren wrote: »

I don't really watch straight porn so I guess I don't know what you are even talking about

It's in lesbian Asian porn too.

Also they love salivating on each other. I mean not just kissing but just letting their spit drip onto their faces.

Weird.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

cj iwakura

I don't watch it at all, so even more clueless.

simonwolf

Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »

What I'm saying is, looks are important.

especially airbrushed looks, man, how can women live without being constantly airbrushed in real life

Elldren

simonwolf wrote: »

Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »

What I'm saying is, looks are important.

especially airbrushed looks, man, how can women live without being constantly airbrushed in real life

<3

Wash

Elldren wrote: »

I don't really watch straight porn so I guess I don't know what you are even talking about

What are you talking about?

Nerdgasmic

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

what happened

Tav

I can't really think of more celebrities with blue hair

most chicks I know with it are rocking though

Wash

Simon, honestly, you've moved on to grating.

Kagera

I got my hair styled for the first time today.

So...that was different. It was staffed by two fashionable dudes and 15 or so chicks dressed like they were on Rodeo Drive. I even asked my stylist 'don't you get tired cutting hair and shit in six inch heels' but they make her feel in control or something or whatever.

It worked, pumped $70 out of my wallet for a cut, shampooing with head massage and a glass of wine, and a shitty small bottle of conditioner. :lol:

It was nice to be pampered though.

Drez

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

what happened

she's winning at Bridge

simonwolf

Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »

Simon, honestly, you've moved on to grating.

See that is exactly how it feels for me when you post a stream of photos of airbrushed/extremely well-lit ladies

Maybe we can reach an accord here

TehSloth

Mim wrote: »

TehSloth wrote: »

You guys are missing one of the best movies to ever have a female character with blue hair:



I am disappoint in you [chat]!

You missed it actually. So may [chat] be dissapoint in you for missing the posting of the blue haired goddess that is Clemintine?

I'll trust you this time, damn lack of a search function!

Robos A Go Go

Organichu

simon

i like you

and mine is the opinion that matters, here

carry on

Deebaser

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

what happened

It's friday?

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

angry and bitter because a while ago i dredged something buried up and so it's half buried and half out there and so it's really grating on me.

my mom was going to make pasta which would have been delicious and my dad said that i am basically too fat to be eating creamy pasta and he made tomato sandwiches. i don't like tomatoes.

so at nine o'clock i go out to get something because i need to take my pills and as soon as i walk out the door this woman is coaxing her dog to take a shit in the hallway

i go to tell the doorlady but she is restraining some dude's screaming kid, this kid is just bawling and screeching, i can't stand the sound of crying children

go to burger king, it's full, so i have to patronize subway. i am angry towards subway because a subway outlet scammed me for a week of free labor in high school.

also all day i have the girls who i used to eat pie with being an annoyance on my peripheral vision so i am seething

sandwich artist puts too much lettuce on my sandwich and my coke explodes all over me

dude barks at me from his car as i walk back

can't find my seroquel, i found one that fell on the floor so i'm good for tonight but that's kind of gross and it sucks that i'm desperate

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Drez

I'll fuck just about anything with blue hair.

Even Thanatos.

wazilla

Honestly, simon.

Honestly.

For real.

Really, simon.

Tav

Kagera wrote: »

I got my hair styled for the first time today.

So...that was different. It was staffed by two fashionable dudes and 15 or so chicks dressed like they were on Rodeo Drive. I even asked my stylist 'don't you get tired cutting hair and shit in six inch heels' but they make her feel in control or something or whatever.

It worked, pumped $70 out of my wallet for a cut, shampooing with head massage and a glass of wine, and a shitty small bottle of conditioner. :lol:

It was nice to be pampered though.

Stylists are so much better than barbers. Christ, I remember my first time going to a stylist and I was like "Wait, you don't use a razor on the sides? :shock:"

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

i'm

raging

bro

skippydumptruck

that sounds like a bummer cass

Mim

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

the only comforting thing about tonight is that a trolling attempt that took about 30 seconds is paying off in spades.

What trolling attempt?

simonwolf

Organichu wrote: »

simon

i like you

and mine is the opinion that matters, here

carry on

my life's ambition

fulfilled

Drez

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

angry and bitter because a while ago i dredged something buried up and so it's half buried and half out there and so it's really grating on me.

my mom was going to make pasta which would have been delicious and my dad said that i am basically too fat to be eating creamy pasta and he made tomato sandwiches. i don't like tomatoes.

so at nine o'clock i go out to get something because i need to take my pills and as soon as i walk out the door this woman is coaxing her dog to take a shit in the hallway

i go to tell the doorlady but she is restraining some dude's screaming kid, this kid is just bawling and screeching, i can't stand the sound of crying children

go to burger king, it's full, so i have to patronize subway. i am angry towards subway because a subway outlet scammed me for a week of free labor in high school.

also all day i have the girls who i used to eat pie with being an annoyance on my peripheral vision so i am seething

sandwich artist puts too much lettuce on my sandwich and my coke explodes all over me

dude barks at me from his car as i walk back

can't find my seroquel, i found one that fell on the floor so i'm good for tonight but that's kind of gross and it sucks that i'm desperate

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Look on the bright side! Tomorrow could be a lot worse, so you might as well appreciate today!

Drez

On a totally different note, I think I might write a self help book. What do you guys think?

TehSloth

Tav wrote: »

I can't really think of more celebrities with blue hair

most chicks I know with it are rocking though

One of the only chicks I knew that rocked blue hair was sort of cute in spite of it. It can be a pretty excellent look, but I think it probably requires a lot of effort to maintain.