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Bioware - You have been assimilated Op Ed

Harlequin ShadowlandsHarlequin Shadowlands Registered User regular
edited March 2011 in Games and Technology
I have a new Op Ep posted which you can read in the Blog section under the Article main menu entry.

Here is a snip;

Then during development, Bioware merged with a small publisher. We were told 'nothing will change at Bioware'. Fair enough and that probably was true, or at the very least the upper management believed it. However, the new entity was then bought up by EA. That was the beginning of the end.

I posted, and the bio-fanboi's ridiculed me for, shortly after that announcement that Bioware will cease to exist sooner or later as we know it. As it is only a matter of time before EA does away with the autonomy at Bioware and wants a more hands on approach of controlling it's new asset. I however stated at the time it will happen either one of two ways;

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Afterward we had the lack luster Jade Empire. Good effort just not a great concept. Or at least one the gaming community was willing to embrace.

    I'm sorry, but what? It's was a brilliant concept, and to my knowledge the first WRPG to have a setting based on Chinese Mythology. And "fanboi"? Really? Is the "y" too offensive to your tastes?

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I think I would be far more offended if somebody called me a fanboi

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    Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    The day when you realize the company you cherished is a shadow of it's former self.
    a shadow of it's former self.
    it's former self.
    it's
    it's
    it's

    Stopped reading right there.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I have seen the fanbois and they are us.

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    Unco-ordinatedUnco-ordinated NZRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Boi this is a terriboi thread... oi?

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    ThePantsAssociationThePantsAssociation A million could-be years on a thousand may-be worldsRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Where tha fangurlzz at?

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    EA is hate you and only you

    they do everything to spit you cause they are Satan and they hate you

    but they don't hate the fanbois

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    GaslightGaslight Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Creating new threads to pimp your blog post about topics that would easily fit into any one of several already existing threads is always super classy.

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    Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    HAHAHA!!! He said DA2's combat was "dumbed down"! Oh he's just adorable.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Will he come back to educate our seething masses of fanboiz and fangurllz?

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    DyvionDyvion Back in Sunny Florida!!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    But... but but... I liked DA2's combat! That was one of the things that made me want to purchase the game! Then I saw the stilted animations and the poor voice acting (yay opinions!). Then Brutal Legend arrived from gamefly and I played it for the first time. Dragon who? What Age?

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    PolloDiabloPolloDiablo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jade Empire is great.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    So, is this where we say how great Mass Effect 2 is?

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It really was.

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    YougottawannaYougottawanna Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    DA2 was better than DA:O IMO

    Better story, better combat

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    Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    DA2 was better than DA:O IMO

    Better story, better combat

    Don't forget better graphics.

    But it's a very near thing, when you count the reused dungeons and various bugs.

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    CaptainNemoCaptainNemo Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    It's better designed visually, that much is undeniable.

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    Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Those sure are some vampire nipples on your WOD website.

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    TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Sooo this thread is about what, exactly?

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    TeeMan wrote: »
    Sooo this thread is about what, exactly?

    Adding hits to Harlequin Shadowlands's blog, I'd guess.

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    Z0reZ0re Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Nartwak wrote: »
    TeeMan wrote: »
    Sooo this thread is about what, exactly?

    Adding hits to Harlequin Shadowlands's blog, I'd guess.

    And how Bioware has sold its soul because they became mainstream and started selling popular games.

    You can tell he's superior to the plebs, or the 'fanbois' if you will, because of his refined tastes and ability to tell other people not to enjoy things.

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    Harlequin ShadowlandsHarlequin Shadowlands Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Couple points;

    To those that this applies, get over yourselves. No one held a gun to your head to go to my site nor read it. I at the very least posting something of substance, unlike whine posts.

    As for ME fair point, frankly I never played it thus honest mistake I skipped over it. But as a whole I gave them kudo's for the past so one gets the idea.

    As for JE, sales say otherwise that the concept was embraced. If it was a success no doubt JE2 would be out or even in development. Also considering Bioware themselves stated the underwhelming sales figures of JE, thus I stand by my view.

    as for fanboi.. I was having some fun.. lighten up. :)

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    Harlequin ShadowlandsHarlequin Shadowlands Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Z0re wrote: »
    Nartwak wrote: »
    TeeMan wrote: »
    Sooo this thread is about what, exactly?

    Adding hits to Harlequin Shadowlands's blog, I'd guess.

    And how Bioware has sold its soul because they became mainstream and started selling popular games.

    You can tell he's superior to the plebs, or the 'fanbois' if you will, because of his refined tastes and ability to tell other people not to enjoy things.

    If that is what you got from my blog, you totally missed the point.

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    SurfaceBeneathSurfaceBeneath regular
    edited March 2011
    I'm so glad I stopped being disappointed that Bioware would never make another Baldur's Gate 2 when they released KOTOR and not 7 games after the fact.

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    AstaleAstale Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jade. Fucking. Empire. 2.

    Needs to happen.

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    Z0reZ0re Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Astale wrote: »
    Jade. Fucking. Empire. 2.

    Needs to happen.

    I bought Jade Empire like three times, and I've dumped to many hours into it.

    If this happens I am just going to give Bioware a large pile of money.

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    LanrutconLanrutcon The LabyrinthRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Jade Empire 2. With quicktime events. Action combat system. Streamlined rpg mechanics. Next gen graphics. Fully integrated achievement system. In-depth romance options for all sexual preferences. Cutting edge blood splatter engine. And obviously, a space hamster somewhere.

    I hear the DLC has already been announced.

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    TeeManTeeMan BrainSpoon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Z0re wrote: »
    Nartwak wrote: »
    TeeMan wrote: »
    Sooo this thread is about what, exactly?

    Adding hits to Harlequin Shadowlands's blog, I'd guess.

    And how Bioware has sold its soul because they became mainstream and started selling popular games.

    You can tell he's superior to the plebs, or the 'fanbois' if you will, because of his refined tastes and ability to tell other people not to enjoy things.

    If that is what you got from my blog, you totally missed the point.

    I believe having a thread to pimp a personal blog is against the rules of this forum.

    edit: And here you go
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    Do not create topics to discuss your website - be it a game news site, or your goods for sale on eBay. Exceptions to this can be obtained by approaching one of our staff when necessary. They are rarely necessary as we have no interest in converting our user base into a marketing audience.

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    TaramoorTaramoor Storyteller Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Astale wrote: »
    Jade. Fucking. Empire. 2.

    Needs to happen.

    I know it exists in some form.

    What form that is, and where it is, I cannot say, but I know that work has been done.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Y'know, I just realized why I though the combat in DA2's demo was off.

    It didn't feel like Dragon Age.

    It felt like Jade Empire.

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    InzignaInzigna Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I really, really liked Jade Empire. More so than I enjoyed Mass Effect or KotOR. They were all great games, but the setting of JE and the mythology behind it captured my imagination more than the latter games did. Maybe it was because I played it when I was much younger, but I do have a really soft spot for it.

    So yeah, if they announced Jade Empire 2 I'd be all over it.

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