Phallaponnesian War, Gods are Watching

Aroduc

Noobius wrote:

I'm not thinking totally coherently (just got back from school), but wouldn't the idea where the villagers are split into two equal factions only work if there was a third party that they had to unite against? That's the only way you could discuss who to kill in the thread without giving away what side you were on. Or maybe I have no clue what I'm talking about. I dunno.

I'M A MASON FOR TEAM THOUGHT.

AM I PLAYING THIS RIGHT?

Casual Eddy

real_pochacco wrote:

Cantide wrote:

I'm looking forward to spending more hours thinking up wild speculations that make perfect sense in my head and end up being completely wrong.

Haha dude, good times, good times. You and me both man, you and me both.

Yeah, I'll bet. *glare*


I kick back, grab a glass of wine, ready a story, and wait for the next day to begin.

Hacksaw

ElJeffe wrote:

Richy's PM wrote:

You are... A PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC!

It's not paranoia if everyone is actually out to get you.

thorgot

Aroduc wrote:

Noobius wrote:

I'm not thinking totally coherently (just got back from school), but wouldn't the idea where the villagers are split into two equal factions only work if there was a third party that they had to unite against? That's the only way you could discuss who to kill in the thread without giving away what side you were on. Or maybe I have no clue what I'm talking about. I dunno.

I'M A MASON FOR TEAM THOUGHT.

AM I PLAYING THIS RIGHT?

And you're telling us this why?

Aroduc

thorgot wrote:

Aroduc wrote:

Noobius wrote:

I'm not thinking totally coherently (just got back from school), but wouldn't the idea where the villagers are split into two equal factions only work if there was a third party that they had to unite against? That's the only way you could discuss who to kill in the thread without giving away what side you were on. Or maybe I have no clue what I'm talking about. I dunno.

I'M A MASON FOR TEAM THOUGHT.

AM I PLAYING THIS RIGHT?

And you're telling us this why?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY GOOD. HOW I VOTE FOR MONSTER!? ^^;

saggio

Wait. PMs have already gone out?

Couscous

Aroduc wrote:

thorgot wrote:

Aroduc wrote:

Noobius wrote:

I'm not thinking totally coherently (just got back from school), but wouldn't the idea where the villagers are split into two equal factions only work if there was a third party that they had to unite against? That's the only way you could discuss who to kill in the thread without giving away what side you were on. Or maybe I have no clue what I'm talking about. I dunno.

I'M A MASON FOR TEAM THOUGHT.

AM I PLAYING THIS RIGHT?

And you're telling us this why?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY GOOD. HOW I VOTE FOR MONSTER!? ^^;

You are obviously pretending to not know what you are doing in order to make us think you aren't a monster. I say we vote to kill you!

I'm a noob. Am I doing this correctly?

thorgot

titmouse wrote:

Aroduc wrote:

thorgot wrote:

Aroduc wrote:

Noobius wrote:

I'm not thinking totally coherently (just got back from school), but wouldn't the idea where the villagers are split into two equal factions only work if there was a third party that they had to unite against? That's the only way you could discuss who to kill in the thread without giving away what side you were on. Or maybe I have no clue what I'm talking about. I dunno.

I'M A MASON FOR TEAM THOUGHT.

AM I PLAYING THIS RIGHT?

And you're telling us this why?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY GOOD. HOW I VOTE FOR MONSTER!? ^^;

You are obviously pretending to not know what you are doing in order to make us think you aren't a monster. I say we vote to kill you!

I'm a noob. Am I doing this correctly?

Given we're talking about Aroduc, he's probably pretending that he doesn't know that we know he's going to pretend to not know what he is doing in order to make us think that he isn't a monster. But you're off to a good start if this is your first game.

Aroduc

thorgot wrote:

titmouse wrote:

Aroduc wrote:

thorgot wrote:

Aroduc wrote:

Noobius wrote:

I'm not thinking totally coherently (just got back from school), but wouldn't the idea where the villagers are split into two equal factions only work if there was a third party that they had to unite against? That's the only way you could discuss who to kill in the thread without giving away what side you were on. Or maybe I have no clue what I'm talking about. I dunno.

I'M A MASON FOR TEAM THOUGHT.

AM I PLAYING THIS RIGHT?

And you're telling us this why?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY GOOD. HOW I VOTE FOR MONSTER!? ^^;

You are obviously pretending to not know what you are doing in order to make us think you aren't a monster. I say we vote to kill you!

I'm a noob. Am I doing this correctly?

Given we're talking about Aroduc, he's probably pretending that he doesn't know that we know he's going to pretend to not know what he is doing in order to make us think that he isn't a monster. But you're off to a good start if this is your first game.

--I make a meaningless pre-game banter post here, so as to establish my presence to the other players, and to avoid making an overt impression, but just enough to ward off being labeled "suspiciously quiet."--

VishNub

*likewise*

gundam470

VishNub wrote:

*likewise*

real_pochacco

Hopefully I'll be as active in this one as the last. The thread's gonna get mightly long, though, I get the feeling.

visiblehowl

Man, if I ever get to run a Phalla, I'm totally going to make that Dionysus role. Even if it doesn't fit.

Setting: Star Wars Jedi Council

You are.....The Greek God Dionysus! You make people drunk and tell their roles to everybody!

Aroused Bull

Hm. We're really in the dark this time.

Cantide

visiblehowl wrote:

Man, if I ever get to run a Phalla, I'm totally going to make that Dionysus role. Even if it doesn't fit.

Setting: Star Wars Jedi Council

You are.....The Greek God Dionysus! You make people drunk and tell their roles to everybody!

In that same vein, I will never run a Phalla game that does not include Batman as a special.

Zen Vulgarity

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

visiblehowl

Cantide wrote:

visiblehowl wrote:

Man, if I ever get to run a Phalla, I'm totally going to make that Dionysus role. Even if it doesn't fit.

Setting: Star Wars Jedi Council

You are.....The Greek God Dionysus! You make people drunk and tell their roles to everybody!

In that same vein, I will never run a Phalla game that does not include Batman as a special.

Setting: Prehistoric times. Some among your number are not, in fact, innocent cavemen, but evil dinosaurs!

You are.....Batman! Once per night you can prepare. If you prepare for 6 nights in a row, on night 7 you win the game.

Dynagrip

I believe all PMs have been sent out.

And now I drift to elsewhere upon currents of electricity.

gimmick

visiblehowl wrote:

Setting: Prehistoric times. Some among your number are not, in fact, innocent cavemen, but evil dinosaurs!

This sounds completely plausible.

<creationist joke here>

The Green Eyed Monster

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

Yo it's too early to vote, right?

Zen Vulgarity

celery77 wrote:

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

Yo it's too early to vote, right?

We start tomorrow. I'll be go all day tomorrow and Friday morning. So, when it does start, I'm going to be AWOL.

The Green Eyed Monster

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

Yo it's too early to vote, right?

We start tomorrow. I'll be go all day tomorrow and Friday morning. So, when it does start, I'm going to be AWOL.

So I can vote for you tomorrow? No sooner?

Smasher

My philosophy is to play to the fullest. I didn't sign up to hide in the corner until someone kills me.

Hmm, I seem to have a pm...

Thanatos

Smasher wrote:

My philosophy is to play to the fullest. I didn't sign up to hide in the corner until someone kills me.

Hmm, I seem to have a pm...

Balls to the wall, man.

Balls to the wall.

Elbonian Man

celery77 wrote:

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

Yo it's too early to vote, right?

Your jive speak makes me uncomfortable. Perhaps your actions could sway me though.

thorgot

Elbonian Man wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

Yo it's too early to vote, right?

Your jive speak makes me uncomfortable. Perhaps your actions could sway me though.

Interesting word choice there...

Couscous

thorgot wrote:

Elbonian Man wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

Yo it's too early to vote, right?

Your jive speak makes me uncomfortable. Perhaps your actions could sway me though.

Interesting word choice there...

I think I agree with you that that word choice is very interesting.

Gosling

titmouse wrote:

thorgot wrote:

Elbonian Man wrote:

celery77 wrote:

Zen Vulgarity wrote:

TO: Phalla participants.

I will be taking exams tomorrow and Friday afternoon so I will have no time to make poast. Unless by some means of dickery I am killed in the first round for saying this, I do plan on being as active as humanly possible for the rest of my gaming.

I already PM'd Dyna telling him about this.

Yo it's too early to vote, right?

Your jive speak makes me uncomfortable. Perhaps your actions could sway me though.

Interesting word choice there...

I think I agree with you that that word choice is very interesting.

Very. Perhaps he should have given his post more thought. Unless he didn't feel the need...

Dynagrip

I tried to get to sleep, nothing seemed to work. Prescription meds, nyquil, alcohol. My brain wouldn't slow down. My Thoughts and my Actions were jumbled. I would pass out for just a split second to find a book open in front of me. I hadn't before...

Finally, I gave up on sleep. I gathered my meager material on the best analog to Phalla I could find. It didn't matter how tenuous the connection. I figured it couldn't hurt to at least look it over.



New Words were being written behind my eyes.

Mortal, you forget yourself. You will need to be rested for the morning...or have you decided to neglect your Task?

When I came out of it I saw that I had apparently been drawing while I was seizing or whatever.

The first was a sketch of a land torn by men and by Gods.



The second was of a strange ship. It didn't look complete. I was none too sure of its purpose, but it did not look capable of fighting.




Apparently my hands were none too skillful while I was being Talked to by that fleet of foot God. I thought it prudent to make another attempt at sleep before I received further admonishment.

tofu

Civ 4 :^:

Casual Eddy

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure what my role means just yet. I'm interested to find out what it's all about.

*snatches a piece of baklava off of a unsuspecting servant girl's platter*

Gosling

Casual Eddy wrote:

Yeah, I'm not entirely sure what my role means just yet. I'm interested to find out what it's all about.

*snatches a piece of baklava off of a unsuspecting servant girl's platter*

Well, now I know you're a special of some sort, because no way you'd say that if you were a villager. Not sure what side you're on, but you're a special.

Elendil

Casual Eddy

Honestly I think this is similar to the communist Phalla.

jackisreal

Casual Eddy wrote:

Honestly I think this is similar to the communist Phalla.

So, you're a special?? Good to know.

I, for one, am a humble yeoman farmer. Glory to direct democracy!

gundam470

Maybe you should've kept that to yourself eddy. Not everyone has a special role.

Casual Eddy

*puts a target sign on his forehead*


Yes but it's a lame special. It's akin to the ability to tell apart coke and pepsi with one's eyes closed.

Or I'm zeus.

Or I'm a mooch.

Ya'll are welcome to take whatever I say at face value, at any rate. I wouldn't.

Gosling

Casual Eddy wrote:

*puts a target sign on his forehead*


Yes but it's a lame special. It's akin to the ability to tell apart coke and pepsi with one's eyes closed.

Or I'm zeus.

Or I'm a mooch.

Ya'll are welcome to take whatever I say at face value, at any rate. I wouldn't.

Yeah, smooth cover-up there, Ex-Lax. (I don't know why I'm calling you Ex-Lax. It just sounded good.)

real_pochacco

Did someone say that some specials won't become special till later?

Casual Eddy

mtvcdm wrote:

Casual Eddy wrote:

*puts a target sign on his forehead*


Yes but it's a lame special. It's akin to the ability to tell apart coke and pepsi with one's eyes closed.

Or I'm zeus.

Or I'm a mooch.

Ya'll are welcome to take whatever I say at face value, at any rate. I wouldn't.

Yeah, smooth cover-up there, Ex-Lax. (I don't know why I'm calling you Ex-Lax. It just sounded good.)

Damn, it did sound good. Gave quite a chuckle .