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  • risumonrisumon Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Wait, wait, wait...

    Is there really CYOA erotica?

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    to become aroused, turn to page 52

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter Nattravnen Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    i think by pure numbers, adopting four homeless cats > adopting one shelter dog

    or is there a cat to dog ratio to figure this out

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1NHP5K0GJc

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  • SLAMMUSLAMMU Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    My first exposure to these kind of stories was when I was 7 or 8, with the goosebumps stories. I didn't get the concept right away, i guess I always glossed over the part where it told me what my options were, but I read the book like halfway through, page by page, and just kept getting mad that the story didn't make any sense before it finally clicked and I had to start over

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  • DivideByZeroDivideByZero Social Justice Blackguard Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    to become aroused, turn to page 52

    What if I am already aroused!

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh man, I had Invaders from Hark when I was a kid. Yeah, you died a lot in that. I think I had to work my way backward from the end page to figure out how to win.

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    So, there's a video of Kurt Cobain in [Guitar Hero 5] out. I feel dirty watching this, he just looks wrong.

    Well Cobain's mo-cap session was completely useless, so you can't blame them.
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    risumon wrote: »
    Wait, wait, wait...

    Is there really CYOA erotica?

    http://www.amazon.com/Kathryn-City-Create-Erotic-Fantasy/dp/1592400302

    i will not link the cover pic because it's NSFW

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man, you should really be doing a CYOA in this thread

    That Cave of Time CYOA had some pretty gruesome deaths if I recall

    Actually, all of them were kind of scary to a kid

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    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    you could also go vote on my serial

    the current vote indicates that the character is going to end up in a pub

    shenanigans will no doubt ensue

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Unbelievable! Could you imagine the step? He's genius!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Oh man, are there any more online versions of these cyoa books? This badlands one is pretty great, even if it lacks a "keep your finger in the last page" button..

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  • BedlamBedlam Badlum's Replace Is feel unwellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Man, you should really be doing a CYOA in this thread

    That Cave of Time CYOA had some pretty gruesome deaths if I recall

    Actually, all of them were kind of scary to a kid
    You open the door and enter a chamber room. A strange man has made this room his kingdom, and also his prison. He says something to you:

    "I think you should get a haircut"
    Spoiler:

    "You arent wearing any pants!"
    Spoiler:

    "You've won a faboulous trip to the fabled lands!"
    Spoiler:

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  • BedlamBedlam Badlum's Replace Is feel unwellRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I would also recommend Echo Bazaar but that is kind of an MMO and not all the situations are choose your own adventurey. Still its free and a lot of fun and we have a thread for it Here

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  • SenorTacosSenorTacos Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I just beat badlands of Hark. Aww yeah.

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Can

    Can we talk about general RPGs in here as well? Because they are very closely linked

    I just want to say

    that Deathwatch is awesome awesome awesome

    And you should play it

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    as a kid I had the goosebumps book in the OP as well as this one

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    the cover was shiney

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Unbelievable! Could you imagine the step? He's genius!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    so i bought one of these fighting fantasy games for the ipod, and it closes everytime i want to start a new game.

    ugh.

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    lame

    kick it

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    lame

    kick it

    Drop that beat like an ugly baby?

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  • SomestickguySomestickguy Unbelievable! Could you imagine the step? He's genius!Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Well how the crap am I gonna get my fighting fantasy fix

    No way am I ordering any books

    That ain't instant enough

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    I have grand dreams of writing the next evolution of CYOA books. Kind of a Harry Potter-audience targeted affair but instead of having multiple choices within each book, each release ends with a major cliff hanger and the reader can choose the result depending on which version of the next book to buy (like different versions of Pokemon games) with mostly the same story but varying details depending on the choice made.

    Basically a ploy to make kids buy twice as many books.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    but you would also need like

    a team of writers on that shit

    because that is a lot of books

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    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    james frey is putting together a sweat shop of writers

    it's working all right for him so far i think

    so hey, why not

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Nah just write one book with a bunch of blanks in it.

    Then fill in with as many different options as you want!

    "She expected to feel passion as they embraced, but she couldn't stop thinking about ______"

    1) how he didn't warn the king of the assassins.
    2) how he brutally murdered the assassins without remorse.
    3) his prominent, throbbing member. (adult edition)

    Cha-ching!

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    books are for nerds

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    to punch TDOT in the head, turn to page 5

    to punch him in the nuts, turn to page 6

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Page 7 - Monkey Grabs the Peach

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    who even reads text come on

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    i read the text on your mom's butt

    it said vidi vici veni

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere I HAVE YOU NOW Arena QueueRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    stupid nerd with her made up fantasy words

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    i read the text on your mom's butt

    it said vidi vici veni

    You are a delight

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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    i read the text on your mom's butt

    it said vidi vici veni

    This was good

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    edited March 2011
    Quoth wrote: »
    i read the text on your mom's butt

    it said vidi vici veni

    Oh snap

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2011
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    But the nerdiest of all?

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    shit yeah i read this one

    however my favorite was

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    i like how it says 'can be played' on the cover

    as if somehow you were going to survive for more than three pages the first time you read it

    which also can be played online

    wouldnta known that if it hadn't been for someone on these here boards

    oh my god, horseshoe

    yesssssss, I had this book

    I played the hell out of it

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