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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2011
    and I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle, best in all Westminster. yeah!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by "true," I mean "false." It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer... is no.

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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Err, I don't think he's coming back.

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Stop saying Hawaii in there!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    No son of mine is going to be a 19th century cockney bootblack!

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Would a coward do this?

    Bye!

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    HalfmexHalfmex I mock your value system You also appear foolish in the eyes of othersRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Pfft, 'what if?'. What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god I'd be killed!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    homer simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    homer simpson sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers

    That's a half-truth!

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    CarbonRodCarbonRod Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Halfmex wrote: »
    Pfft, 'what if?'. What if I'm taking a shower and I slip on a bar of soap? Oh my god I'd be killed!

    I say that line EVERY time someone says "What If" to me.

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    CarbonRodCarbonRod Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'm going to find you.

    No you won't

    Yes I Will.

    Nope

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Dad! running over gravestones is bad luck!

    really? I heard good

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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Are you the Beer Baron?

    Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged.

    He's not the Baron. But he sounds drunk. Bring him in!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM! NOW MY BOTTOM'S BIG!

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    DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This entire exchange is good.

    Homer: Hey Flanders!
    All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
    Homer: Shut up!
    All Flanders: Okily-dokily!
    Homer: Ned! You're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me!?
    Ned: Oh, gosh Homer. This is strictly a Flanders affair. I've got family here from around the globe. [Points out one relative.] Here's Jose Flanders.
    Jose: Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor.
    Ned: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
    Thistlewick: Charmed. [Ned nudges him in the back.] Eh, a googily...doogily.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've never much cared for the Night of the Dolphin segment. I does have two of my favorite lines though.

    Lenny: Alcohol and night swimming -- it's a winning combination!

    Clancy: Hm, bottle-nose bruises, blowhole burns, flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens! Lou, cancel the prom!

    Another exchange I never get tired of is Homer's high schoolers at makeout point script for Apu and Manjula to use to get pregnant.

    Eh, gee, Betsy, why don't we go all the way?
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    Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    "Homer"?

    Who is "Homer"? My name is Guy Incognito.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I keep telling you, I'm not a pilot!

    and I keep telling you, you flyboys crack me up!

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Grazie, grazie. You have brought great joy to this old Italian stereotype.

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    juice for jesusjuice for jesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    That is the rarest gummi of them all, the Gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    For some reason, when Marge tells them to stop saying "gummi" so much, it doesn't really hit me as a joke. It's just Marge being annoyed like normal.

    But when Clancy yells "Stop saying Hawaii in there!" that's hilarious.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    how does that one scene go where Wiggum menacingly tells a pizza that "we got everything we need on you"?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    you missed the baby, you missed the blind man-

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    SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    we'll take the Spruce Moose! hop in!

    but sir, I couldn't possibly-

    I said, hop in.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    And stay out of Riverdale!

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    lousy stuck-up riverdale punks, think they're too good for me

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    DeciusDecius I'm old! I'm fat! I'M BLUE!Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Joon wrote: »
    For some reason, when Marge tells them to stop saying "gummi" so much, it doesn't really hit me as a joke. It's just Marge being annoyed like normal.

    But when Clancy yells "Stop saying Hawaii in there!" that's hilarious.

    see I love both of these jokes

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    SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    yes, and marry our cousins

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Now I shall be the Pool Queen!

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    SnitSnit Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    nobody EVER expects the butterfly

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how does that one scene go where Wiggum menacingly tells a pizza that "we got everything we need on you"?

    *several cop cars pull up to the station, lights and sirens*

    Clancy: Alright, get in there!
    Lou: You're going down.
    Eddie: I want a piece of him!
    Clancy: You think you're pretty hot, eh? Well we got everything we need on you!

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    thank you

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    juice for jesusjuice for jesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Who will come and live a life devoted to chastity, abstinence, and a flavorless mush I call rootmarm?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've totally paid to take people to the buffet before so I could go "NO MR. SIMPSON, NOT THE STEAM TRAYS!!"

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    SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Those clowns in congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    canyonero

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