The following tale of alien encounters is true, and by "true," I mean "false." It's all lies, but they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer... is no.
Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up!
All Flanders: Okily-dokily!
Homer: Ned! You're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me!?
Ned: Oh, gosh Homer. This is strictly a Flanders affair. I've got family here from around the globe. [Points out one relative.] Here's Jose Flanders.
Jose: Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor.
Ned: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
Thistlewick: Charmed. [Ned nudges him in the back.] Eh, a googily...doogily.
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
how does that one scene go where Wiggum menacingly tells a pizza that "we got everything we need on you"?
*several cop cars pull up to the station, lights and sirens*
Clancy: Alright, get in there! Lou: You're going down. Eddie: I want a piece of him! Clancy: You think you're pretty hot, eh? Well we got everything we need on you!
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Bye!
That's a half-truth!
I say that line EVERY time someone says "What If" to me.
No you won't
Yes I Will.
Nope
really? I heard good
Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guil-diddly-ilty as char-diddly-arged.
He's not the Baron. But he sounds drunk. Bring him in!
Homer: Hey Flanders!
All Flanders: Hidely-ho, neighborino!
Homer: Shut up!
All Flanders: Okily-dokily!
Homer: Ned! You're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me!?
Ned: Oh, gosh Homer. This is strictly a Flanders affair. I've got family here from around the globe. [Points out one relative.] Here's Jose Flanders.
Jose: Buenos Ding dong didlyos, senor.
Ned: And this is Lord Thistlewick Flanders.
Thistlewick: Charmed. [Ned nudges him in the back.] Eh, a googily...doogily.
I never finish anyth
Lenny: Alcohol and night swimming -- it's a winning combination!
Clancy: Hm, bottle-nose bruises, blowhole burns, flipper prints. This looks like the work of rowdy teens! Lou, cancel the prom!
Another exchange I never get tired of is Homer's high schoolers at makeout point script for Apu and Manjula to use to get pregnant.
Eh, gee, Betsy, why don't we go all the way?
Who is "Homer"? My name is Guy Incognito.
and I keep telling you, you flyboys crack me up!
But when Clancy yells "Stop saying Hawaii in there!" that's hilarious.
but sir, I couldn't possibly-
I said, hop in.
I never finish anyth
see I love both of these jokes
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
*several cop cars pull up to the station, lights and sirens*
Clancy: Alright, get in there!
Lou: You're going down.
Eddie: I want a piece of him!
Clancy: You think you're pretty hot, eh? Well we got everything we need on you!