Second favourite (alien episode - Moe sitting at the lie detector)
Moe: Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. (lie dectector buzzes) A date. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner with friends. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner alone. (lie detector buzzes) Watching TV alone. (lie detector buzzes) Alright! Alriiiight...I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (lie detector buzzes) *puts head down in shame* ...Sears catalog. (lie detector dings)
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And after, I'll teach you the tricks of the trade. Petroleum jelly on the teeth for that frictionless smile, taping your butt and the ancient art of padding. Rawr.
I dunno, I'm starting to think I can win!
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Second favourite (alien episode - Moe sitting at the lie detector)
Moe: Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. (lie dectector buzzes) A date. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner with friends. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner alone. (lie detector buzzes) Watching TV alone. (lie detector buzzes) Alright! Alriiiight...I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (lie detector buzzes) *puts head down in shame* ...Sears catalog. (lie detector dings)
Now will you unhook me from this thing already?! I don't deserve this kind of treatment! (lie detector buzzes)
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Best ever/animated sitcom goes to Simpsons (until about season 10)
Best live action sitcom goes to Arrested Development
Hottest up and comer is Community
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yep this works
also Parks and Rec
also a great show
But I have laughed harder at community so I gave it the edge
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everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together
Leonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse....And the cosmic ballet...goes on."
Passenger: "Does anybody want to switch seats?"
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but you didn't do anything!
heh. didn't I?
No, all those bald children are arousing suspicion. To the park!
Moe: Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. (lie dectector buzzes) A date. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner with friends. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner alone. (lie detector buzzes) Watching TV alone. (lie detector buzzes) Alright! Alriiiight...I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (lie detector buzzes) *puts head down in shame* ...Sears catalog. (lie detector dings)
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I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat, hm?
oh marge, who could blame them? all tucked away down there
Catsup?
Ketchup?
Catsup?
Truckasaurus: The Movie! Starring Marlin Brando as John Truckasaurus!
Ah you crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.
Celebrity voice impersonated.
and it never stops hurting
No you're not you're cute as bug's ear
Dad's are supposed to say that
Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
No! You're homley as a Mule's Butt!
See?
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
I dunno, I'm starting to think I can win!
Now will you unhook me from this thing already?! I don't deserve this kind of treatment! (lie detector buzzes)
<fades out>
<back in>
Like a hog! hahahahaha
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
Their floors are sticky-mart
Shut up! That's why!
Let's hurl a brick-e-Mart
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
The quick-e-mart is real - DOH!
Thinking about it, isn't Marge in there before that?
Marge says sticky-mart
Lisa says Made dad sicky-mart
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
That sounds like a good idea for a movie!
Yes. Yes, a movie. Yes.
Now chew through my ball-sack!