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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Batman's a scientist.

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Someone save me from the Wee turtles!

    Melding on
  • SkittlebrauSkittlebrau Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Skittlebrau on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    a professional wearing a gorilla costume is still a professional

    Dichotomy on
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm gonna haul ass to lollapalooza!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Some would call you a hero. Not me though, i love Krusty.

    Melding on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    me and a friend were talking about this earlier

    Best ever/animated sitcom goes to Simpsons (until about season 10)

    Best live action sitcom goes to Arrested Development

    Hottest up and comer is Community

    Tasteticle on

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Cram it with walnuts, ugly!

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    me and a friend were talking about this earlier

    Best ever/animated sitcom goes to Simpsons (until about season 10)

    Best live action sitcom goes to Arrested Development

    Hottest up and comer is Community

    yep this works

    also Parks and Rec

    YaYa on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    YaYa wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    me and a friend were talking about this earlier

    Best ever/animated sitcom goes to Simpsons (until about season 10)

    Best live action sitcom goes to Arrested Development

    Hottest up and comer is Community

    yep this works

    also Parks and Rec

    also a great show

    But I have laughed harder at community so I gave it the edge

    Tasteticle on

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  • Up JobUp Job Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows,
    everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together

    Up Job on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    my all time favourite simpsons quote (monorail episode)

    Leonard Nimoy: "A solar eclipse....And the cosmic ballet...goes on."

    Passenger: "Does anybody want to switch seats?"

    Tasteticle on

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    no! the world needs laughter

    Dichotomy on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    my job here is done.

    but you didn't do anything!

    heh. didn't I?

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    Dichotomy on
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Well, sir, where shall we dump this batch? The playground?

    No, all those bald children are arousing suspicion. To the park!

    Der Waffle Mous on
    Steam PSN: DerWaffleMous Origin: DerWaffleMous Bnet: DerWaffle#1682
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Second favourite (alien episode - Moe sitting at the lie detector)

    Moe: Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. (lie dectector buzzes) A date. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner with friends. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner alone. (lie detector buzzes) Watching TV alone. (lie detector buzzes) Alright! Alriiiight...I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (lie detector buzzes) *puts head down in shame* ...Sears catalog. (lie detector dings)

    Tasteticle on

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    now will you get me out of this thing, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

    Dichotomy on
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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hi Lisa!

    I'm Genghis Khan. You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat, hm?

    Der Waffle Mous on
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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    half the children couldn't even identify Canada on the map

    oh marge, who could blame them? all tucked away down there

    Dichotomy on
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  • PkErthbndPkErthbnd Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Ketchup?

    Catsup?

    Ketchup?

    Catsup?

    PkErthbnd on
  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    My favourite quote:

    Truckasaurus: The Movie! Starring Marlin Brando as John Truckasaurus!

    Ah you crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you.

    Celebrity voice impersonated.

    Gatsby on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    just like a real moogie star

    Nerdgasmic on
  • CarbonRodCarbonRod Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've been called Ugly, Pug Ugly, Fugly, Put Fugly, but never Ugly Ugly.

    CarbonRod on
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've been called a greasy thug too
    and it never stops hurting

    Dichotomy on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm an Ugmo

    No you're not you're cute as bug's ear

    Dad's are supposed to say that

    Dad, am I cute as a bug's ear?

    No! You're homley as a Mule's Butt!

    See?

    Staleghoti on
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    And after, I'll teach you the tricks of the trade. Petroleum jelly on the teeth for that frictionless smile, taping your butt and the ancient art of padding. Rawr.

    I dunno, I'm starting to think I can win!

    Nova_C on
  • DysDys how am I even using this gun Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Second favourite (alien episode - Moe sitting at the lie detector)

    Moe: Good, 'cause I have a hot date tonight. (lie dectector buzzes) A date. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner with friends. (lie detector buzzes) Dinner alone. (lie detector buzzes) Watching TV alone. (lie detector buzzes) Alright! Alriiiight...I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (lie detector buzzes) *puts head down in shame* ...Sears catalog. (lie detector dings)

    Now will you unhook me from this thing already?! I don't deserve this kind of treatment! (lie detector buzzes)

    Dys on
  • juice for jesusjuice for jesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I can't believe it, now my pants are chafing me, too!

    juice for jesus on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hahahahaha that mouse slaughtered that cat like a hog! Hahahaha is all television this wonderful?

    <fades out>

    <back in>

    Like a hog! hahahahaha

    Staleghoti on
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    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • juice for jesusjuice for jesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I caught the cat burglar! That means you-u! You are the cat burglar!

    juice for jesus on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    who needs that kwik-e-mart

    Nerdgasmic on
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Why did you think a giant bubble would stop them?

    Dread Pirate Arbuthnot on
  • juice for jesusjuice for jesus Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    who needs that kwik-e-mart

    Their floors are sticky-mart

    juice for jesus on
  • Up JobUp Job Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Why did you think a giant bubble would stop them?

    Shut up! That's why!

    Up Job on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    who needs that kwik-e-mart

    Their floors are sticky-mart

    Let's hurl a brick-e-Mart

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    who needs that kwik-e-mart

    Their floors are sticky-mart

    Let's hurl a brick-e-Mart

    The quick-e-mart is real - DOH!

    Thinking about it, isn't Marge in there before that?

    John Zoidberg on
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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    Sorry, Bart, my doctor says I'm not allowed to go on sprees.

    Nerdgasmic on
  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    who needs that kwik-e-mart

    Their floors are sticky-mart

    Let's hurl a brick-e-Mart

    The quick-e-mart is real - DOH!

    Thinking about it, isn't Marge in there before that?

    Marge says sticky-mart

    Lisa says Made dad sicky-mart

    Staleghoti on
    tmmysta-sig.png2wT1Q.gifYAH!YAH!STEAMYoutubeMixesPSN: Clintown
    Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet.

    That sounds like a good idea for a movie!

    Yes. Yes, a movie. Yes.

    Dichotomy on
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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Good work Nibbles!

    Now chew through my ball-sack!

    John Zoidberg on
    Xbox Live: Ink Pouch / PSN: Stiff_Ninja / Origin: PAZoidberg / Steam
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