Neil Gaiman appreciation station

Bucketman

Goblins, Hookers, was a good night.

Jintor

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

Jintor wrote: »

"Why?" asked the goblin hooker, crying.

I said hookers AND goblins

not goblin hookers

you're fired

Sorrow. Sadness. Loss of potential income.

Blake T

Goblins eat hookers, recieve mouth herpes.

I dunno. Think it needs more work.

Goblins stabbed hookers wearing wolf shirt.

Maybe.

Straightzi

Hookers can sprout goblins. Always douche.

Blake T

Goblin rode bareback, caught aids, died.

Magnum opus motherfuckers.

The Lovely Bastard

you're all hired

be sure to rough up jintor on your way in

risumon

skettios wrote: »

neilhimself wrote:

And for those asking, No, 6 years of AMERICAN GODS on TV doesn't mean just the 1st book. It means I need to write the 2nd now, for a start.

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That is awesome.

Fearghaill

@neilhimself maybe this is more of a licensing question, but will the AG tv show incorporate anansi boys plotlines? too spoilery a question?

@lawandmordor o, Anansi Boys is Anansi Boys. A very different thing.

Well, that answers that. Assuming there was supposed to be an N there.

Centipede Damascus

I have decided that I want Wednesday to be played by Stellan Skarsgaard

Straightzi

Centipede Damascus wrote: »

I have decided that I want Wednesday to be played by Stellan Skarsgaard

He's kinda broad.

I'd prefer a thinner Wednesday.

Jintor

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

you're all hired

be sure to rough up jintor on your way in

you are a huge jerk, boss.

Mojo_Jojo

Fearghaill wrote: »

@neilhimself maybe this is more of a licensing question, but will the AG tv show incorporate anansi boys plotlines? too spoilery a question?

@lawandmordor o, Anansi Boys is Anansi Boys. A very different thing.

Well, that answers that. Assuming there was supposed to be an N there.

A very different thing that happens to be very similar and would be pretty easy to combine.

Personface

The Bilquis scene will span an entire season out of the six.

Ringo

I really need to read American Gods again

because I remember not liking it very much the first time, as I found Shadow to be the most boring of all protagonists