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emergency [chat]

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oh god, half an hour without a chat

justin and nerd have failed us

everything's going dark

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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Almost over this cold.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    I was about to post "The server is too [chat]ty at the moment. Please try again later."

    Nerd and justin have FAILED.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    I am going to go out and get something huge and greasy to eat and see if that gets me over this foul fucking mood.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong and a cast of thousands Registered User regular
    I am going to go out and get something huge and greasy to eat and see if that gets me over this foul fucking mood.

    Protip from fat guy: It will until you are done eating it.

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  • Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    I am going to go out and get something huge and greasy to eat and see if that gets me over this foul fucking mood.

    It'd just make me feel guilty on top of everything else.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    I was about to post "The server is too [chat]ty at the moment. Please try again later."

    :^:

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • RichyRichy Registered User regular
    Thank you Cass.

    Hi new [chat]. How was your day?

    Mine, well, as a Professor of Engineering, today my work required me to spend the afternoon doing Lawyer work, drafting, editing and reviewing a contract, and I did no professing or engineering whatsoever.

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Yesterday sucked. Today is already on it's way to sucking. Tomorrow should be awesome though.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    Elendil you are remembering Dead Space 2.

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  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I was about to post "The server is too [chat]ty at the moment. Please try again later."

    :^:

    You gotta keep it fresh and topical for the kids these days, you know?

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Registered User regular
    Google's logo today is pretty cool.

    There's no living with a killing. There's no goin' back from one. Right or wrong, it's a brand... a brand sticks. There's no goin' back. Now you run on home to your mother and tell her... tell her everything's alright. And there aren't any more guns in the valley.
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    Trying to sell cheap liquor to Casinos is trickier than expected.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    Time to go work the 5th last day at this job. Gonna miss getting paid.

    evilbob wrote: »
    How pretty am I?
    Geth roll 1d10
    Geth wrote: »
    /me rolls 1d10 -> 10 (sum:10)
  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    My day is not yet over, sir!

    Sadly I have two and a half more hours of work.

    But then I go pick up a friend, head to a show and drink champagne on the bus of one of the bands that is playing tonight.

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    LaTeX is pretty cool you guys

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
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    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    I am going to go out and get something huge and greasy to eat and see if that gets me over this foul fucking mood.

    This sounds so good right now!

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Arivia wrote: »
    Elendil you are remembering Dead Space 2.
    did not play it

    I figured out what it was with TV tropes

    (No More Heroes)

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  • GooeyGooey Registered User regular
    TehSloth

    I like your sig

    you would think if someone were exponentially better than you they'd be able to counter 1 unit

    also die in your sleep is the worst jab

    seriously? i hope i die in my sleep. won't feel a god damn thing. hell of a lot better than being mauled by tigers or lit on fire

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
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    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • descdesc the '87 stick-up kids Registered User regular
    What if you were mauled by flaming tigers

  • MimMim Registered User regular
    Your posts are making me :( Feral.

    Also, when will these server business stop? I need my [chat]. You guys keep me happy.

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    Feral, these are wise men of science.

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  • TehSlothTehSloth On that ass like Charmin Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    TehSloth

    I like your sig

    you would think if someone were exponentially better than you they'd be able to counter 1 unit

    also die in your sleep is the worst jab

    seriously? i hope i die in my sleep. won't feel a god damn thing. hell of a lot better than being mauled by tigers or lit on fire

    the best part is that this one unit is basically the latest tech unit in the entire game, he just tried blindly building a colossus death ball and didn't know what to when I killed his thingy that lets him build guys that can shoot up in the air.

    Also, it's vital that we stop the fluoridation of water to preserve the purity of our bodily fluids.

    Egret wrote:
    That's the same ratio of words/farts that come out of your mouth.
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    Ok now that I've looked at whale.to....

    what the fuck am I looking at?

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  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Okay last one

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    This website is great, though. I love this shit.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    Ok now that I've looked at whale.to....

    what the fuck am I looking at?

    :lol: :D

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. Registered User regular
    No seriously, what is this site even supposed to be?

    Its like where stupid goes to die.

    Except it doesn't die.

    It just conglomerates into a ball of stupid.

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  • LindenLinden Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Ok now that I've looked at whale.to....

    what the fuck am I looking at?

    :lol: :D

    The beauty of discovery.

    What if this weren't a rhetorical question?
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    No seriously, what is this site even supposed to be?

    Its like where stupid goes to die.

    Except it doesn't die.

    It just conglomerates into a ball of stupid.

    I dunno, but it's pretty great, isn't it?

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    I dunno. My friend put a link on his Facebook about "black salve" (a corrosive herbal skin ointment that people use to burn off moles and stuff) and I was looking up info on it and stumbled across that site.

    Don't look up black salve if you're squeamish. There are pictures of people who have literally burnt their noses off and stuff like that.

    I am comforted by Richard Dawkins’ theory of memes. Those are mental units: thoughts, ideas, gestures, notions, songs, beliefs, rhymes, ideals, teachings, sayings, phrases, clichés that move from mind to mind as genes move from body to body. After a lifetime of writing, teaching, broadcasting and telling too many jokes, I will leave behind more memes than many. They will all also eventually die, but so it goes. - Roger Ebert, I Do Not Fear Death
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I just couldn't think of anything that would make a good chat theme

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    If I repeat 'this too shall pass' enough to myself I may start to believe it.

  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Okay last one

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    This website is great, though. I love this shit.

    What websi-...oh.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    If I repeat 'this too shall pass' enough to myself I may start to believe it.

    but it's true!

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Rogue Coral Springs, FLRegistered User regular
    To quote Dark Helmet.

    What the hell am I looking at?

  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    Feral wrote: »
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    Damn gubment making decisions for my teef.

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  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    If I repeat 'this too shall pass' enough to myself I may start to believe it.

    I say that when I'm poopin. Like really loud so my roommates can hear.

    Also SHAZAM

    Also GGGRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THE PAIN TRAIN'S COMIN'! WOO WOO!

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS
    God damn, NPR.

    I know an old Marxist, a real Marxist and also really old, who recently called then "Nice Polite Republicans".

    The past couple of days have really made it hard for me to disagree with that.

    Dear NPR,

    No one who matters gives two fucking shits about the funny Tweets you've been reading. If this is the best you can do then maybe you shouldn't get public funds.

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  • MimMim Registered User regular
    I just watched Hitler and Darth Vader do a rap battle.

    It was pretty good.

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