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Help / Advice Forum: AWESOME POST in "Should I purchase this wine?", by Makershot

MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
edited April 2011 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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Post: Should I purchase this wine?
Forum: Help / Advice Forum
Assigned Moderators: Pheezer, ceres

Posted by: Makershot
Original Content:
I friend of mine has about 130 gallons of a rare sherry wine in his basement, and he wants me to check it out. I'm going to head down there later this evening, but I want to know if any wine experts could give any second opinions. Thoughts?

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  • Triple BTriple B Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh i see.

    i read that in like...7th grade. not bad.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Oh.

    Oh.

    Hahahahaha

    Spoiler:
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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I was about to report this myself. 5 stars.

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  • KhaczorKhaczor Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I don't get it.

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  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Khaczor wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cask_of_Amontillado

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky Tails, You're my realest friend.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh my
    this is quite the post

    Kochikens wrote: »
    oh man I saw an otter with a boner at the seattle one and this kid asked his dad, IS HE EATING A HOT DOG
    and I laughed forever
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  • MrDelishMrDelish Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rikushix wrote: »
    Khaczor wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cask_of_Amontillado

    I didn't get it at first but OP's post is from April 1st and is asking exactly about the same circumstances as the aforementioned Poe story. Read the summary in this Wikipedia article and it should be hilarious

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  • TychoCelchuuuTychoCelchuuu ___________PIGEON _________San Diego, CA Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    MrDelish wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    Khaczor wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cask_of_Amontillado

    I didn't get it at first but OP's post is from April 1st and is asking exactly about the same circumstances as the aforementioned Poe story. Read the summary in this Wikipedia article and it should be hilarious

    Read the Poe story and it should be hilarious.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    TychoCelchuuu wrote: »
    MrDelish wrote: »
    Rikushix wrote: »
    Khaczor wrote: »
    I don't get it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cask_of_Amontillado

    I didn't get it at first but OP's post is from April 1st and is asking exactly about the same circumstances as the aforementioned Poe story. Read the summary in this Wikipedia article and it should be hilarious

    Read the Poe story and it should give you nightmares.

    Excellent post.

    My aunt saw fit to give me The Complete Works of Poe when I was about 14 or so. Damn kids and their non-reading habits on my lawn.

    autono-wally, erotibot300 wrote: »
    Farscape is pretty much the best at anything
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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    if you know Esh at all, this post is the by far best from the thread
    Esh wrote: »
    Kakodaimonos wrote: »
    Uh-huh.

    Is it by chance, 130 gallons of Amontillado sherry? If it is, definitely go and check it out. It will definitely be worth it for that rare of a vintage.

    Amontillado sherry isn't rare in the least.

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  • Kate of LokysKate of Lokys Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, Esh is the one who should have been quoted here. That combination of smarty-pants knowledge and contextual ignorance was delightful.

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  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    He got all huffy when I pointed that out, I think he doesn't find the fact that he is a bartender (and thus the very first person you'd expect to take the question seriously) as amusing as the rest of us do.

    He should feel honoured.

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  • MechMantisMechMantis Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kate of Lokys wrote: »
    Yeah, Esh is the one who should have been quoted here. That combination of smarty-pants knowledge and contextual ignorance was delightful.

    If I could have reported that entire thread, I would have, but I did the next best thing.

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  • Al_watAl_wat Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    haha man that was great

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Kate of Lokys wrote: »
    Yeah, Esh is the one who should have been quoted here. That combination of smarty-pants knowledge and contextual ignorance was delightful.

    his attempts to be patronizing and smug backfired so badly it turned into parody

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  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Exceptionally well done.

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  • GriswoldGriswold YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU HARPY Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It's important for people to realize that

    1) the reported post is the OP
    2) the thread was started on April Fool's Day

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  • YamiNoSenshiYamiNoSenshi Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Classy.

    JustinSane07 wrote:
    Damn it, it's fucking noon. I demand to know if Yami shit on a desk yet.
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