Fowl [CHAT]

desc

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

liebezeit is a pretty funny last name

Heh, yeah.

Elendil

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

liebezeit is a pretty funny last name

it's like, loves time

is that not awesome

it's like, an eerily appropriate comic book name

Nerdgasmic

guess what


it's lovetime 8-)

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

guess what


it's lovetime 8-)

yes, so please close your door and give your mom and I some peace

Richy

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

guess what


it's lovetime 8-)

You ordered a pizza?

ronya

Tofystedeth wrote: »

Goddamnit! My mom just told me due to budget cuts, they're thinking of cutting staff at my high school, and another one in my district by 70%. I have no idea how they think the schools will be functional after that. They're considering getting rid of the magnet program all together. My school has a lot of famous alumni, and the other high school is one of the top 10 high schools in the country. They can kiss that goodbye I guess.

70% sounds like "we're gonna highball it to show how serious we are, then let the ensuing inevitable standoff whittle it down to something sensible"

Richy

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

guess what


it's lovetime 8-)

Someone left a homemade apple pie on the kitchen counter?

Nerdgasmic

you're not my real father, cass

Elendil

what do they need to teach magnets anyway

Nerdgasmic

what are you trying to say, richy

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Once at my old job there was a problem with fridge theft. I worked next to a mini fridge so I just used that, but one day someone told me I could take one of their yogurts so I went to the big fridge. There was a pizza inside that had a note on it saying "I DRAGGED MY BALLS OVER THIS, I'M WILLING TO EAT IT ANYWAYS, ARE YOU???"

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

you're not my real father, cass

Respect your step-father, Nerdgasmic, or you'll be sleeping out on the streets.

Nerdgasmic

how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that

Eddy

Where's a good remix of basshead when you need it

Eddy

ronya wrote: »

Tofystedeth wrote: »

Goddamnit! My mom just told me due to budget cuts, they're thinking of cutting staff at my high school, and another one in my district by 70%. I have no idea how they think the schools will be functional after that. They're considering getting rid of the magnet program all together. My school has a lot of famous alumni, and the other high school is one of the top 10 high schools in the country. They can kiss that goodbye I guess.

70% sounds like "we're gonna highball it to show how serious we are, then let the ensuing inevitable standoff whittle it down to something sensible"

I dunno, in dire straits education budgets always get sliced up more than an east hollywood hooker

Richy

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

what are you trying to say, richy

70s porn music plays every time you step into the kitchen alone.

Nerdgasmic

I don't eat that much

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that

Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.

Eddy

Fuchsia has its place

Spoiler:

IN THE KITCHEN A HO HO HO

tyrannus

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that

Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.

young girls are easier to train its not sick it's true

imma hit you with my wip

Elendil

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Once at my old job there was a problem with fridge theft. I worked next to a mini fridge so I just used that, but one day someone told me I could take one of their yogurts so I went to the big fridge. There was a pizza inside that had a note on it saying "I DRAGGED MY BALLS OVER THIS, I'M WILLING TO EAT IT ANYWAYS, ARE YOU???"

should have stolen it and thrown it out (or ate it, whatever you're into) and left a note

"yes"

HappylilElf

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that

Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.

*tear*

[Chat]s little boy is growing up

Nerdgasmic

Eddy wrote: »

Fuchsia has its place

yeah, cass, get back to the Safari Zone

Eddy

But seriously fuchsia is such an eyesore of a color

all hippielike and such

Quid

Elendil wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Once at my old job there was a problem with fridge theft. I worked next to a mini fridge so I just used that, but one day someone told me I could take one of their yogurts so I went to the big fridge. There was a pizza inside that had a note on it saying "I DRAGGED MY BALLS OVER THIS, I'M WILLING TO EAT IT ANYWAYS, ARE YOU???"

should have stolen it and thrown it out (or ate it, whatever you're into) and left a note

"yes"

Oh man.

I'm using this if it ever happens to me.

Lawndart

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

how can I respect anyone with a sig/av border like that

Sounds like this little boy has already learned how to be a tool of the patriarchy and oppress women for their natural expressions of femininity already.

Look, lady, letting out enormous panic farts in the presence of a pretty boy is not a natural expression of femininity. Gay dudes do it too.

Honk

Doin the work
3in tha am
doot diiiiiiiiii doooodeliii dooooot

Quid

Apparently Fandango is a type of fuchsia. The name first saw use in 1925.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OJS9N0ib_Q

what the fuck this was reccomended for me on YouTube I don't understand

and apparently it's a meme??????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juz_4X24Ihs&feature=related

Eddy

I'm so happy Urban Dictionary has "panic farts" as an entry.

Elendil

fuschia would be such a cooler color if it was named fandango

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

Oh my God I wasn't panic farting, I was panicked and also farting. Jesus Christ guys, get it straight.

Nerdgasmic

youtube is big on editing old cartoons, cass

Eddy

Hey now fandango is a completely different color than fuchsia.

hey now.

Elendil

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Oh my God I wasn't panic farting, I was panicked and also farting. Jesus Christ guys, get it straight.

were you panicking because you were farting

or were they completely unrelated phenomena

Feral

I am mad at Mass Effect 2. We might have to break up. >.<

tyrannus

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Oh my God I wasn't panic farting, I was panicked and also farting. Jesus Christ guys, get it straight.

is pooping like one of your defensive measures or something

desc

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

you're not my real father, cass

Maury Povich will be the judge of that.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

tyrannus wrote: »

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot wrote: »

Oh my God I wasn't panic farting, I was panicked and also farting. Jesus Christ guys, get it straight.

is pooping like one of your defensive measures or something

No when I'm startled I scuttle away like a crab and pinch my enormous claws in the air as a warning to predators

Elendil

what did ME2 do