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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    It only gets worse.

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  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    "On my bucket list, I want to cast a vote that matters."

    Good luck with that, bucko. Also: way to reach for the stars.

  • EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    With a face like that, the pole is destined to get a Dreamworks adaptation.

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  • TicaldfjamTicaldfjam Beaverton, ORRegistered User regular
    Stephen Colbert...so friggen smooth!

  • Andy JoeAndy Joe Registered User regular
    "I'm wearing Belle right now. She really tames my beast."

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  • Mad King GeorgeMad King George Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Is there anything worth seeing in the interview with that dickbag McLeroy?

    After the first video clip, I just had to turn it off in disgust. It's like High Definition Poe's Law. It's exactly the kind of shit Colbert would say to sound ridiculous and this guy is saying it dead seriously.

    What's worse is that the guy is a cagey moron, if that makes sense. He states some things but holds others to his vest so as to not appear totally buffoonish and like he's holding the future of American education's feet to the idiot fire.

  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    the mentality that humans are far too complex to come about on their own makes some sense, but really humans come from one single cell so I don't think it is as far-fetched as they claim.

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    Geez, first Sendak and now Julie Andrews - these children's books segments are hitting it out of the park.

  • -Tal-Tal I am Gabe Newell, creator of Penny Arcade PM me if you want an anime subforumRegistered User regular
    holy shit @ that Herman Cain aliens speech

    that is a man I want to lead me

  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    holy shit @ that Herman Cain aliens speech

    that is a man I want to lead me

    No, I'm pretty sure that is a man you want to entertain you. There's supposed to be a difference.

  • -Tal-Tal I am Gabe Newell, creator of Penny Arcade PM me if you want an anime subforumRegistered User regular
    I assure you that I meant the word "lead"

  • belligerentbelligerent Registered User regular
    Wasn't one of the reasons bush was so "electable" was that he was someone you could have a beer with? So that's a legitimate reason to lead people, but not being entertaining...

    Jon Stewart 2012.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    Wasn't one of the reasons bush was so "electable" was that he was someone you could have a beer with? So that's a legitimate reason to lead people, but not being entertaining...

    Jon Stewart 2012.

    Indeed.

    Jon Stewart 2012: "You shouldn't drink with people who are alcoholics."

    And Neil deGrasse Tyson even more of a balla.

  • ForarForar #432 Already prepping for Toronto Fan Expo!Registered User regular
    Holy merciful shit! I love dinosaurs, and I love things that glow in the dark, and we're releasing a glow in the dark dinosaur quarter?!?!

    Supposedly it went on sale a week ago and they're being shipped at the end of May? Man, I have some postal outlets to harass tomorrow.

    ... it also costs $30, but that may or may not stop me.

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    Forar wrote: »
    Holy merciful shit! I love dinosaurs, and I love things that glow in the dark, and we're releasing a glow in the dark dinosaur quarter?!?!

    Supposedly it went on sale a week ago and they're being shipped at the end of May? Man, I have some postal outlets to harass tomorrow.

    ... it also costs $30, but that may or may not stop me.

    I would invest all of my money in dinosaur coins.

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Also, if you haven't read it, Colbert's speech to the Time 100 is phenomenal. He trolls so hard.

    http://thepage.time.com/2012/04/25/clinton-and-colbert-at-the-time-100/#ixzz1t6QTiNYT

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  • BaronSamediBaronSamedi Registered User regular

    I was particularly excited to meet David Koch earlier tonight because I have a Super PAC, Colbert Super PAC, and I am -- thank you, thank you -- and I am happy to announce Mr. Koch has pledged $5 million to my Super PAC. And the great thing is, thanks to federal election law, there's no way for you to ever know whether that's a joke.

    That whole section was glorious, but I busted at this line.

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  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    It was splendiferous.

  • shrykeshryke Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Geez, first Sendak and now Julie Andrews - these children's books segments are hitting it out of the park.

    They are amazing. Both Sendak and Andrews play perfectly of him.

  • shrykeshryke Registered User regular
    Also, if you haven't read it, Colbert's speech to the Time 100 is phenomenal. He trolls so hard.

    http://thepage.time.com/2012/04/25/clinton-and-colbert-at-the-time-100/#ixzz1t6QTiNYT

    Wow.

    That man delivers the best speeches. Fucking amazing.

  • BarrakkethBarrakketh Registered User regular
    I was particularly excited to meet David Koch earlier tonight because I have a Super PAC, Colbert Super PAC, and I am -- thank you, thank you -- and I am happy to announce Mr. Koch has pledged $5 million to my Super PAC. And the great thing is, thanks to federal election law, there's no way for you to ever know whether that's a joke.

    That whole section was glorious, but I busted at this line.
    I lost it at:
    Also, Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke is here tonight. Also an instant, instant feminist icon. Famously tested, testified before Congress, that Georgetown, a Catholic institution,should be required to provide insurance coverage for her birth control.

    Now, TIME 100 honoree, his eminence Timothy Cardinal Dolan disagrees -- sir, lovely to see you again.

    Of course, now some, some critics have said in response to this that if the Catholic church's insurance does not cover Sandra Fluke's birth control, it shouldn't cover Cardinal Dolan's Viagra.

    Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, that's called celibacy plus. That's how the pros do it. Because chastity is one thing, but it shows true commitment to uphold your vows when you are sporting a crook you could hang a miter on.

  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
    The part later on where he called the Cardinal "a feminist icon" might have been better. That whole read was glorious.

  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    "No one has done more to control women's bodies."

    Lol

  • The Dude With HerpesThe Dude With Herpes Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Barrakketh wrote: »
    I was particularly excited to meet David Koch earlier tonight because I have a Super PAC, Colbert Super PAC, and I am -- thank you, thank you -- and I am happy to announce Mr. Koch has pledged $5 million to my Super PAC. And the great thing is, thanks to federal election law, there's no way for you to ever know whether that's a joke.

    That whole section was glorious, but I busted at this line.
    I lost it at:
    Also, Georgetown law student Sandra Fluke is here tonight. Also an instant, instant feminist icon. Famously tested, testified before Congress, that Georgetown, a Catholic institution,should be required to provide insurance coverage for her birth control.

    Now, TIME 100 honoree, his eminence Timothy Cardinal Dolan disagrees -- sir, lovely to see you again.

    Of course, now some, some critics have said in response to this that if the Catholic church's insurance does not cover Sandra Fluke's birth control, it shouldn't cover Cardinal Dolan's Viagra.

    Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no, that's called celibacy plus. That's how the pros do it. Because chastity is one thing, but it shows true commitment to uphold your vows when you are sporting a crook you could hang a miter on.

    I'm reading this now and it's amazing. I wonder if there's any chance we'll ever see a taping of it.

    EDIT: Just got the Koch part...holy shit Colbert fears no one. He is being fucking brutal <img class=" title=":lol:" class="bbcode_smiley" />

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  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Catching up on TDS

    Did... did Jon Stewart just say "shazbot"?

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  • hadokenhadoken Registered User regular
    My god, I'd kill for a video of Colbert's speech.

  • VyolynceVyolynce Registered User regular
  • shrykeshryke Registered User regular
    Watching that interview, John really seems obsessed sometimes with not thinking badly of the horrible people in the Republican party.

  • ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning Registered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Watching that interview, John really seems obsessed sometimes with not thinking badly of the horrible people in the Republican party.

    It's the thing that's keeping him from going on a killing slapping spree, I think. That the people he disagrees with aren't evil.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Ann Arbor, MichiganRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Watching that interview, John really seems obsessed sometimes with not thinking badly of the horrible people in the Republican party.

    He's only been saying directly this for like four years.

  • Gandalf_the_CrazedGandalf_the_Crazed Vigilo ConfidoRegistered User regular
    shryke wrote: »
    Watching that interview, John really seems obsessed sometimes with not thinking badly of the horrible people in the Republican party.

    He's only been saying directly this for like four years.

    This is one of the reasons I like him so much. He manages to absolutely tear down the opposition's actions, without demeaning the opposition. Usually. :P

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Their ideas are old and their ideas are bad. The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    What's that? People with ideological differences who are wrong, misguided, or just selfish aren't evil? Well I never.

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  • Mild ConfusionMild Confusion Smash All Things Registered User regular
    Lies. If you disagree with me, you are Stalin Hitler Pol Pot. Your disagreement with this statement simply proves it as fact.

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Ann Arbor, MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    That fails to distinguish between heartless Zombie Eyed Granny Starvers (TM Charlie Pierce) and say... Dick Lugar.

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  • shrykeshryke Registered User regular
    What's that? People with ideological differences who are wrong, misguided, or just selfish aren't evil? Well I never.

    John seems to not even want to label them as selfish or assholish.

    And considering the bills on women's rights flying through US governing bodies these days, I don't see how evil is at all controversial.

  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    I think he's softballing them because lately he's been getting less interview traffic, like when he had to run that two part John Oliver segment all at once

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Pharezon's human garbage heapRegistered User regular
    NdGT for president of Earth.

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    I don't think any of Colbert's guests has so utterly turned the tables on him quite like Diane Keaton has.

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    It looked like she was trying to out-Colbert Stephen and it was phenomenal.

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  • AbsoluteZeroAbsoluteZero Registered User regular
    I don't even know who Diane Keaton is nor do I give a flip about her book, but that interview was hilarious.

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