People are People [Life Lessons]

Nogs

Marshmallow wrote: »

I've come to the wonderful realization that stuff is, in fact, stuff.

Also, things are things.

And it is how it is.

pretty much. i know this was meant to be a joke post, but for whatever reason, i used to think certain things, people, stuff was special

and therefore, better than me. Whether is was a movie star, the latest new gadget, whatever.

figuring out that wasn't the case, really leveled the playing field in a lot of ways.

Wiet

I hold on to the belief that everything will turn out fine in the end. I realise it's horribly naive, but I feel better for it.

Ferrus

Tam wrote: »

what was that thing Linus Pauling said
it was a nerdy version of the golden rule

Too bad the golden rule is dumb.

miscellaneousinsanity

Ferrus wrote: »

Well my mama told me: son you better watch out
All those nasty women gonna rip you dime for dime
But I got my pocket full of real tales, and a broken guitar mode, guitar mode
And the story keep on rollin', out from a sad man's tongue

I went walking with my mama one day,
when she warned me what people say,
live your life until love is found,
'cause love's gonna get you down.
Take a look at the girl next door,
she's a player and a downright whore,
Jesus loves her, she wants more,
oh bad girls get you down.

Tam

Ferrus wrote: »

Tam wrote: »

what was that thing Linus Pauling said
it was a nerdy version of the golden rule

Too bad the golden rule is dumb.

ur dum

SoaL

Nogs wrote: »

Marshmallow wrote: »

I've come to the wonderful realization that stuff is, in fact, stuff.

Also, things are things.

And it is how it is.

pretty much. i know this was meant to be a joke post, but for whatever reason, i used to think certain things, people, stuff was special

and therefore, better than me. Whether is was a movie star, the latest new gadget, whatever.

figuring out that wasn't the case, really leveled the playing field in a lot of ways.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqMODweN8lQ&feature=related

basino

Yea I think most people thought that the "cool kids" in school were somehow special. And then you realize that they were dipshits just like everyone else.

Poorochondriac

Wiet wrote: »

I hold on to the belief that everything will turn out fine in the end. I realise it's horribly naive, but I feel better for it.

Yeah, you seem to be ignoring a staggering amount of evidence to the contrary

Daric

man lesson

there are 3 things you should never go cheap on
a barber, a tailor, and a butcher

Nogs

another one that i had always carried with me, but never heard outloud until he said it:

"Work hard and be kind." - Conan O'Brien

Koshian

life lesson : http://nyan.cat/

Tam

oh yeah

do unto others 25% better than you would have them do unto you
the 25% is for error

ahurr hurr

mensch-o-matic

Love is LouBoutins

SoaL

the world according to Good Burger

Ferrus

Nogs wrote: »

another one that i had always carried with me, but never heard outloud until he said it:

"Work hard and be kind." - Conan O'Brien

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icIwKaci3MI&feature=player_detailpage#t=32s

Edit: Life lesson - Kill people who film their TV screen.

Solar

Life Lessons: Don't be a dick

miscellaneousinsanity

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."
--
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
--
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.

Berk

if you resolutely pull yourself up by your bootstraps and try really really hard you're bound to achieve what you want


no wait thats complete horse shit sorry

mensch-o-matic

Wear a goddamn condom

Nogs

im not sayin shit about bootstraps

i just enjoy the focus working hard brings and 'be kind' is pretty much good advice no matter what

Koshian

life lesson: don't fart on a baby

PiptheFair

Berk wrote: »

if you resolutely pull yourself up by your bootstraps and try really really hard you're bound to achieve what you want


no wait thats complete horse shit sorry

you might

you could be oprah or j.k. rowling or something

dear god please let me get staggeringly lucky for no discernible reason

Ferrus

Koshian wrote: »

life lesson: don't fart on a baby

What if the baby farted first?

Also what if the baby is actually Hitler? What then??

mensch-o-matic

Berk

its cool I'm just being a bell-end

PiptheFair

you should always fart on hitler babies

PiptheFair

also mensch

fart on mensch

Nogs

Koshian

berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

Anjin-San

can you send that to my email in a format that can work as a desktop please

Koshian

whats your monitor res.

TheStig

Koshian wrote: »

berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit

Nogs

Berk wrote: »

its cool I'm just being a bell-end

is cool you just introduced me to the term bell-end and it is awesome

Berk

Koshian wrote: »

berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

yeah thanks
also it was p hard not to img quote it regardless

Ferrus

Not everything that you touch
Will always turn to gold
Don't mind that smell of my breath
That's just my rotten soul

mensch-o-matic

PiptheFair wrote: »

also mensch

fart on mensch

Koshian

TheStig wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit

lol you don't know who that is

Nogs

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

KILL IT

TheStig

Koshian wrote: »

TheStig wrote: »

Koshian wrote: »

berk did you see the pic i posted on your fb wall.

http://i.imgur.com/B0nfs.jpg

cos if you haven't here it is. don't imgquote it though, its gigantic

what a coincidence, "Black people enjoying nature" is the title of my upcoming photo exhibit

lol you don't know who that is

What makes you think that?

mensch-o-matic

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

also mensch

fart on mensch

for every uncute there is a cute