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"The prime minister?"
"No, who's in charge?"
"Oh, right. . . the minister of agriculture?"
"Do we have one of those?"
"I don't know, but we better make one and make him king."
"Yeah, okay, that sounds about right."
That's actually closer to a description of how the U.S. presidential succession works, minus the prime minister.
The only proper procedure for kingship should be watery tarts throwing swords at people.
Most of the time, reading jippee's posts feels like he's posting from another planet or even a different solar system.
A tart is a woman of ill repute.
Watery means she's found in a lake.
It was a derogatory remark about a central character in Arthurian myth, the lady in the lake, who gives Excalibur.
I thought she only received it. - I've only seen the crappy 80's film.
Wait. That's even worse if we're doing sexual innuendo.
Most of the time, reading jippee's posts feels like he's posting from another planet or even a different solar system.
Our dearest Queen Beatrix is only 867th in line!
You're so narrowminded.
Goddamn William and Mary really didn't care for the future, did they?
Most of the time, reading jippee's posts feels like he's posting from another planet or even a different solar system.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony
He got to be King and be Of Orange for a while, that was enough for the Dutch to know they didn't really want it.
That is such a twentieth century concept. What are you, older than eleven? Younger than give or take a thousand years old?
Most of the time, reading jippee's posts feels like he's posting from another planet or even a different solar system.
so much incest in that tree
Royalty ... it needs to be kept in the family.
Holy crap the Hohenzollern are in the top hundred.
The british could hypothetically be ruled by the offspring of Kaiser Wilhelm o_O
Most of the time, reading jippee's posts feels like he's posting from another planet or even a different solar system.
Yeah, European royalty is all intertwined.
Because 9% think it's too high, and shouldn't be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully
get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, "I
have utterly no idea what you're talking about. Please, God, don't ask for my input."
Not necessarily. William and Mary were known as the Joint Monarchs when they were in power.
Most of the time, reading jippee's posts feels like he's posting from another planet or even a different solar system.
Oh but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
look
just because some soggy bint tosses a saber at you, does not make you king
the lady of the lake can fuck shit up
this is the WH:F version I am talking about btw
He was not afraid to die, oh brave sir robin
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
A SHRUBBERY!
http://bettermyths.blogspot.com/2011/03/sir-gawain-is-guy-who-only-accepts.html