I got my first credit card...

Captain Cthulhu

spamrat wrote:

Captain Cthulhu wrote:

The_Dciple wrote:

Captain Cthulhu wrote:

you could buy a dildo.

The Humiliator?

I was thinking the "Dual Action Fantasy Butt Sword" but that's good too.

I quote it, because it actually exists.

Seriously?

oh totally serious, I found it in a porn shop in New Hampshire. I would totally find it for sale somewhere online and send you the link if I wasn't at work.

Kaenneth

Oh man, a few months ago I was checking out at costco, and in the lane next to me...

A woman with short spikey hair, in her late 30's I would guess, along with 2 men in leather pants. Piling random stuff into a pair of carts, with the stated intention of filling up the new credit card she just got.

Poor financail planning at it's best.

Nucsh

Keith I dont know if I'm ever going to pick up my copy of Emerald again.

If when D/P comes out you still want a copy and haven't gotten one yet, let me know and I'll just mail it.

Malo Han

The Far Side wrote:

Malo Han wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

Malo Han wrote:

The_Dciple wrote:

Captain Cthulhu wrote:

you could buy a dildo.

The Humiliator?

are dildos covered by visa?
i want to see your bill someday

hello malo han what do you think of vg cats

and what of anime

tell me

vgcats is okay, and im not an anime fan and probably never wil be
but why do you ask?

okay then tell me what you think of halo

It may be obvious, as my concealment skills are less than nine thousand but yes i do love halo, and im gonna go get halo 2 vista whenever those microsoft suits get around to making it

Captain Cthulhu

The Far Side wrote:

Malo Han wrote:

The Far Side wrote:

Malo Han wrote:

The_Dciple wrote:

Captain Cthulhu wrote:

you could buy a dildo.

The Humiliator?

are dildos covered by visa?
i want to see your bill someday

hello malo han what do you think of vg cats

and what of anime

tell me

vgcats is okay, and im not an anime fan and probably never wil be
but why do you ask?

okay then tell me what you think of halo

Are you trying to figure out his name, TFS?

DrIanMalcolm

Buy internet porn. Tons of it

jimninja

Captain Cthulhu wrote:

The_Dciple wrote:

Captain Cthulhu wrote:

you could buy a dildo.

The Humiliator?

I was thinking the "Dual Action Fantasy Butt Sword" but that's good too.

I quote it, because it actually exists.

What about Thor?

The_Dciple

Keith wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Buy Keith pokemon emerald

It's like $30 U.S.

Who do you think I am, Rich Uncle Pennybags?

Kadith

You're the one with the credit card.

Captain Cthulhu

The_Dciple wrote:

Keith wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Buy Keith pokemon emerald

It's like $30 U.S.

Who do you think I am, Rich Uncle Pennybags?

if you can manage to get a credit card, then yes.

The_Dciple

who?

Fallout

buy me a really good drum set

Axim

solicit the services of a male escort

Kadith

and then become one to pay off that bill

bongi

buy the moon

Keith

The_Dciple wrote:

Keith wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Buy Keith pokemon emerald

It's like $30 U.S.

Who do you think I am, Rich Uncle Pennybags?

It's like $18 from an Amazon reseller

Mathilda

Keith wrote:

Meissnerd wrote:

Buy Keith pokemon emerald

Fine.

Jesus.

Or maybe not.

I haven't decided yet.

Keith

Nucsh wrote:

Keith I dont know if I'm ever going to pick up my copy of Emerald again.

If when D/P comes out you still want a copy and haven't gotten one yet, let me know and I'll just mail it.

thx but no thx

I really just want it to catch some pokemans on my way to/from school until D/P comes out.

ask

hookers and blow

Axim

ask is on to something now, i would say maybe take a quick stroll down to compton and tell some dudes you'd like to buy crack from them. make sure to ask if they accept visa beforehand!

bongi

buy the moon and all the stars

every last speck and atom

Captain Cthulhu

buy the rights to some song by some unknown band and pray they make it big.

bongi

you can do that with a credit card right

Stover

bongi wrote:

you can do that with a credit card right

I sure hope so.

Kadith

You can buy anything with a credit card.

Even love

buy me love

rockmonkey

Kadith wrote:

You can buy anything with a credit card.

Even love

buy me love

Ya can't buy me love.

bongi

when i grow up i want to have a credit card and buy the universe

Robert Khoo

dude dude dude.

I hear there is a firesale going on.

I mean, that's just what i heard.

Jordyn

PLANT.

The Otaku Suppository

You should buy a small country, like Luxembourg. Not like they're using it anyway.

naporeon

Credit cards are the devil's playthings.

Kadith

Robert Khoo wrote:

dude dude dude.

I hear there is a firesale going on.

I mean, that's just what i heard.

Man is there any chance of it to still be going by the 15th

rockmonkey

Robert Khoo wrote:

dude dude dude.

I hear there is a firesale going on.

I mean, that's just what i heard.

best plant.

although he's half kidding and half serious. Khoo, if he tried, could sell you anything.

The Otaku Suppository

Why do they call it a firesale anyway?

naporeon

Has Khoo ever had an av?

Jordyn

Should we have a "make Khoo an av" contest?

naporeon

Jordyn wrote:

Should we have a "make Khoo an av" contest?

I like this.

I am not a mod, but I approve of this plan.

Get on it.

STAT.

Sheri

naporeon wrote:

Jordyn wrote:

Should we have a "make Khoo an av" contest?

I like this.

I am not a mod, but I approve of this plan.

Get on it.

STAT.

Make mully do it.

The Otaku Suppository

khoo is khoo he doesn't need an avatar cuz he's just that khoo

naporeon

Oh lord.