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EVE Online: A study in internet spaceships and bad posts

PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
edited June 2011 in Social Entropy++
I'm gay

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Suffice to say shit is getting real and we need more [strike]cannon fodder[/strike] elite space warriors to save our [strike]bots[/strike] territory from the filthy Russians. We have finally defeated BoB/IT Alliance, but the remnants have entered into an unholy alliance with these Drone Russians and we are planning a massive counter-attack soon to turn the tide and put them back on the defensive.

Past and Future Trailers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ0k0ioROUo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsgNbhm1yVk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rQ9_3DckAQ


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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    7 and 10 contradict 8

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

    3DS: 2251-4432-9039

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    it's a fun game but don't expect anyone in merch to have anything to do with these forums

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    it's a fun game but don't expect anyone in merch to have anything to do with these forums

    that's kinda changing actually


    also, that's why I'm posting this here

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    This game has tempted me so many times.

    Still does.

    Most of it stems from reading one of the greatest gaming heists/cons I've ever seen.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion."
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    sometimes I want to play this

    and then I stop

  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Is there space sexing? Can I get my zero g bone on? Are the space boobs rude?

    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    This game has tempted me so many times.

    Still does.

    Most of it stems from reading one of the greatest gaming heists/cons I've ever seen.

    hahaha, when he has to run to the library to use the public phone?

  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    goddamnit, i've been wanting to play this forever. now my rig is updated, i just need to quit my job or get laid off.

    maybe this will hold me over until TOR? i hate the thought of going back to WoW for such a brief time.

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    "Think of it as Evolution in Action"
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    This game has tempted me so many times.

    Still does.

    Most of it stems from reading one of the greatest gaming heists/cons I've ever seen.

    scamming is actually encouraged by goonwaffe

    a newbie in theta made something to the effect of 5 bil his first month

    a PLEX(one month time card) costs about 360 mil

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    it's a fun game but don't expect anyone in merch to have anything to do with these forums

    that's kinda changing actually


    also, that's why I'm posting this here

    dang i would totally be down for that if I wasn't an actual spy

    i can't believe i kept encyclopedic entries on people like beardsley

    what a ridiculous and un-fun waste of time spying was

  • Sara LynnSara Lynn Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I've tried this game 3 separate times. I REALLY wanted to like it, but.. :(

  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Man I tried eve a while back but it was just too boring

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    it's a fun game but don't expect anyone in merch to have anything to do with these forums

    that's kinda changing actually


    also, that's why I'm posting this here

    dang i would totally be down for that if I wasn't an actual spy

    i can't believe i kept encyclopedic entries on people like beardsley

    what a ridiculous and un-fun waste of time spying was

    So what was the whole story with you? Last EvE thread you had you outed yourself as an Atlas(?) spy, but apparently you were some sort of double agent for GIA and I don't know what the fuck.

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    here is my entry for pipthefair:

    * Uses the word fert a lot
    * Bad at video games
    * Likes cooking
    * would probably be more annoying than dbrb

    why did every entry have to have a reference to dbrb anyway

    he wasn't that funny

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    also, the myth of having to spreadsheet or play this for days at a time is a fucking fallacy

    as soon as you're in a drake(1 1/2 months) you can rat for an hour or so a day and doe PI for 5ish days a week and pay for your account

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    here is my entry for pipthefair:

    * Uses the word fert a lot
    * Bad at video games
    * Likes cooking
    * would probably be more annoying than dbrb

    why did every entry have to have a reference to dbrb anyway

    he wasn't that funny

    barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Baidol wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Zoel wrote: »
    it's a fun game but don't expect anyone in merch to have anything to do with these forums

    that's kinda changing actually


    also, that's why I'm posting this here

    dang i would totally be down for that if I wasn't an actual spy

    i can't believe i kept encyclopedic entries on people like beardsley

    what a ridiculous and un-fun waste of time spying was

    So what was the whole story with you? Last EvE thread you had you outed yourself as an Atlas(?) spy, but apparently you were some sort of double agent for GIA and I don't know what the fuck.

    nah I was never in GIA and never really had any interest with gf proper

    ok it was kind of like this

    atlas wanted to spy on bob, but they wanted me to spy on a spy in merch, then that guy tried to turn me and at that point i was like

    no. i'm not spying on myself. i am not doing this. this is stupid. this game sucks.

    yeah.

    yeah. I know.

    i'm not doing your detective work for you but just look at people whose posting history is only in eve threads and you should probably purge them :V

  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, the myth of having to spreadsheet or play this for days at a time is a fucking fallacy

    as soon as you're in a drake(1 1/2 months) you can rat for an hour or so a day and doe PI for 5ish days a week and pay for your account

    pip what the hell does that second sentence even mean

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    also i had to quit to pursue a posting career

    i don't understand this whole wanting to play the game thing i mean posting is a lot more fun

  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    This game has tempted me so many times.

    Still does.

    Most of it stems from reading one of the greatest gaming heists/cons I've ever seen.

    scamming is actually encouraged by goonwaffe

    a newbie in theta made something to the effect of 5 bil his first month

    a PLEX(one month time card) costs about 360 mil


    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, the myth of having to spreadsheet or play this for days at a time is a fucking fallacy

    as soon as you're in a drake(1 1/2 months) you can rat for an hour or so a day and doe PI for 5ish days a week and pay for your account

    Is this some kind of digital space English?

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  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, the myth of having to spreadsheet or play this for days at a time is a fucking fallacy

    as soon as you're in a drake(1 1/2 months) you can rat for an hour or so a day and doe PI for 5ish days a week and pay for your account

    pip what the hell does that second sentence even mean

    it means if you stare at the screen and click a lot of buttons once you have a ship called a drake you can pay for your subscription by paying in game cash to people who don't want to stare at the screen and click buttons for as long.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Rolo wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    also, the myth of having to spreadsheet or play this for days at a time is a fucking fallacy

    as soon as you're in a drake(1 1/2 months) you can rat for an hour or so a day and doe PI for 5ish days a week and pay for your account

    pip what the hell does that second sentence even mean

    a drake is a caldari battlecruiser, they are really good at killing the pirates in the space we own

    PI is planetary interaction, essentially farmville in space, only you make ISK(space money) doing it

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Zoel wrote: »
    also i had to quit to pursue a posting career

    i don't understand this whole wanting to play the game thing i mean posting is a lot more fun

    This is basically the motto of goonfleet.

    Also, if we purged all the spies in our corp we'd probably have about 3 active players.

    One of whom would still be a spy.

  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    i should learn russian so i can play this game again

    actually wait that is a terrible idea

    i'd probably play again if spying stops being supported

    until then it's not like i can join anyone who does anything at this point

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mysst wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    This game has tempted me so many times.

    Still does.

    Most of it stems from reading one of the greatest gaming heists/cons I've ever seen.

    hahaha, when he has to run to the library to use the public phone?

    Huh? No.

    This:
    http://eve.klaki.net/heist/

    Granted, there have been bigger since, but the style of this one makes me all kinds of giddy.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion."
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Yeah, I always wanted to play this and set a multi-year plan in action to rob a giant guild. I figured I would either own the entire galaxy in game or go insane trying, so I never picked it up.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hunter wrote: »
    Yeah, I always wanted to play this and set a multi-year plan in action to rob a giant guild. I figured I would either own the entire galaxy in game or go insane trying, so I never picked it up.

    just rob pubbies blind

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    oh man, the one i read had a dude scam a bunch of people but one big investor that wanted to call him up to make sure it was all legit, so he used the public phone at the library close to his house, which he had to run to. then he quit after he did the scam cause what was the point, I guess?

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    There is an elegance about the one that I posted that I really do appreciate.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion."
  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    it's not hard

    all you have to do is just get whatever then betray everyone

    of course that requires you have the inclination to make friends and spend ridiculous amounts of time with people you will ultimately betray

    i guess it wasn't really for me

    when royofca killed himself (entirely unrelated to eve) i decided that there was something wrong with pursuing false friendships with people who have actual feelings since those friendships exist outside of the game space

  • hoodie13hoodie13 Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The "I should resub" itch gets worse and worse every day.

    3DS Friend Code: 4398-9162-1823 ||| PSN: HoodieThirteen ||| XBL: Torn Hoodie ||| @hoodiethirteen
  • ZoelZoel Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    who wants to watch the full run of cheers on netflix

  • IsoldaeIsoldae Ludicolo Ludicolo Ludicolo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I played this game for that free week or whatever and felt no desire to play it again.

    It was fun enough when I played it though.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    really good textures!!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    really good textures!!

    really bad posting!!!

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also Pip that OP is one the laziest things I have ever seen and in no way would have convinced me to play this game were I not playing it.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Baidol wrote: »
    Also Pip that OP is one the laziest things I have ever seen and in no way would have convinced me to play this game were I not playing it.

    blame anschau

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off. Escape while you can.Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Except that post was not an official recruitment thread GOD DAMN IT PIP

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