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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    After the apocalypse, cockroaches will never have trouble mixing anything

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    JebusUD wrote: »
    We had a tech come out to service our Hobart 60 quart mixer today, since it would only go into first and third gear, and third gear was running the same speed as first. While he was there my boss asked him if he could find out how old the mixer was. He punched the serial number into his laptop, looked puzzled, punched it in again, and goes "I can't tell, this thing only goes back to the 50's apparently".

    i used to work at a machine shop. We had a table press from 1914. And the bar cutters we used were made in the 40's and were printed "Property of the US ARMY"
    I think the best part is, he popped the top off, looked around a bit, saw the part that was broken, knew exactly what it was, and said "I'll have you one on Monday", on a machine that's not even referencable in their system. Stick with what works I guess.

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  • HonkHonk Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    The mixer looks exactly EXACTLY like one of the drill presses we had in chop class.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So I don't think anyone else saw it but Lawrence O'Donnell was fucking amazing. His frustration and anger at the birthers, trump and everything was visceral and well worded. So good.

    He's no Anderson Cooper.

    Anderson Cooper is a gorgeous man, I will agree. But he isn't an angry ranting socialist that is Lawrence.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    JebusUD wrote: »
    We had a tech come out to service our Hobart 60 quart mixer today, since it would only go into first and third gear, and third gear was running the same speed as first. While he was there my boss asked him if he could find out how old the mixer was. He punched the serial number into his laptop, looked puzzled, punched it in again, and goes "I can't tell, this thing only goes back to the 50's apparently".

    i used to work at a machine shop. We had a table press from 1914. And the bar cutters we used were made in the 40's and were printed "Property of the US ARMY"

    Old timey american craftsmanship is bomb-proof

    but building fragile crap in China is better for your next quarter stock options if you're disposable pinhead MBA CEO #6579 who will hop to your next company in 18 months

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  • electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It is so fun when my digestive system decides to assert who's really running the show around my body.

    And by fun I mean about an hour and a half of feeling awful.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Fighting the War on String Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    what did I do at work?

    read some things

    oh I edited a proposal for a self help book

    that was kind of neat

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    So I don't think anyone else saw it but Lawrence O'Donnell was fucking amazing. His frustration and anger at the birthers, trump and everything was visceral and well worded. So good.

    He's no Anderson Cooper.

    Anderson Cooper is a gorgeous man, I will agree. But he isn't an angry ranting socialist that is Lawrence.

    Which is why he is better. He shows them without ranting angrily. Lawrence is better than the last guy though.

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Jebus at this point anger is what we need.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    We had a tech come out to service our Hobart 60 quart mixer today, since it would only go into first and third gear, and third gear was running the same speed as first. While he was there my boss asked him if he could find out how old the mixer was. He punched the serial number into his laptop, looked puzzled, punched it in again, and goes "I can't tell, this thing only goes back to the 50's apparently".

    i used to work at a machine shop. We had a table press from 1914. And the bar cutters we used were made in the 40's and were printed "Property of the US ARMY"

    Old timey american craftsmanship is bomb-proof

    but building fragile crap in China is better for your next quarter stock options if you're disposable pinhead MBA CEO #6579 who will hop to your next company in 18 months

    That, but also if you have to manufacture something else then you have to melt it down and cast something anew. Making something last forever means that you have to have a use for it forever, and that isn't always the case.

    Plus technology just advances. We could have done every job in the whole shop with probably two lasers at 100 times the speed. But since it only employed around 9 people the old equipment was all we could afford. Those small time shops are great for smaller businesses too that need a smaller amount of specialized parts.

    You haven't given me a reason to steer clear of you!
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    HOLY SHIT, I AM PISSED

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    What's wrong, Cass?

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Harrisonburg, VARegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    holy shit seville is even more powerful than I thought

    after annexing the emirate of Zaragosa, I was one province away from being King of Aragon

    after annexing the emirate of Sevilla, I became king of Aragon and Portugal, and I'm pretty sure I have most of what I need for Castille and/or Leon as well

    and a crusade was announced for Murgos, in Castille!

    I think maybe a dozen provinces in all of Iberia do not belong to me

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    What's wrong, Cass?

    My mother told all three of my brothers and my father that I had a seizure

    and she included every detail, including the fact that I shit myself

    Great! Thanks! Who needs dignity!

    Plus I was walking back with dinner with Aaron and two jerks shoved me to get to their car.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Seriously lame all around.

    Any progress on the migraine front?

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Hahaha nope

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm sorry to hear that, cass

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Cass it looks like it is the time be the most noisy and annoying wheel possible with your doctor. It has moved past annoyance.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Cass it looks like it is the time be the most noisy and annoying wheel possible with your doctor. It has moved past annoyance.

    definitely

    persistent migraines and a seizure should be taken more seriously than "try to relax"

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  • klokateer9047klokateer9047 Registered User
    edited April 2011
    Hahaha nope

    Don't put off this kind of stuff,seizures can lead to some really nasty stuff.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It will be a three hour wait to see my doctor and I have to pack because we're moving in two weeks

    I might try telling the receptionist that the doctor done fucked up and see if I get in early

    Or just show up at like 9am when they open

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Cass at this point you should just show up when they open and be loud and pushy. Really be super pushy.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Is he just a GP or what?

    Sometimes those dudes are seriously out of touch. You could probably convince him to give you a referral to a specialist

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    doot doo. Half an hour early to hangout. Good thing I brought my netbook.

    What is happenin' good people of [chat]?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Changing the World Order. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Also if your GP is that out of touch time to get a new GP btw. They are your generalist which means they should be in touch coordinating between all your specialist and helping put it all together. That is why you have a hospitalist when you are at the hospital coordinating it.

    I credit my GP for actually paying attention to all my symptoms not just a small special area. Pretty much saved my life. It was him and my Infectious Disease doc who also payed attention to more than just her cultures but to all my symptoms.

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  • klokateer9047klokateer9047 Registered User
    edited April 2011
    haven't slept in 24 hours, I was dead tired all day but i'm not tired now...fuck

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    i heard that someone shat themselves and i got here as quick as i should

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  • wazillawazilla Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    It uhh.... it wasn't me.

  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    I'm almost entire certain I'm in the middle of a hypomanic episode.

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Cass at this point you should just show up when they open and be loud and pushy. Really be super pushy.

    And as long as the cat's out of the bag, you might as well start shouting "I POOPED MY PANTS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY CONDITION SERIOUSLY. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY."

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    how could Long Island go from "the great gatsby" to "jersey shore" in under 100 years?

    how?

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    evilbob wrote: »
    I'm almost entire certain I'm in the middle of a hypomanic episode.

    are you feeling super energetic and constructive?

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Warning: Donkey Kong is not a real doctor Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    how could Long Island go from "the great gatsby" to "jersey shore" in under 100 years?

    how?

    The Hamptons are still around. Montauk is now a middle class vacation destination but hardly the Jersey Shore.

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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu fiddy too Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    how could Long Island go from "the great gatsby" to "jersey shore" in under 100 years?

    how?

    Hey mambo

    mambo Italiano

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  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    I'm almost entire certain I'm in the middle of a hypomanic episode.

    are you feeling super energetic and constructive?

    and have had fuck all sleep

    yet don't feel tired at all

    maybe it's my medication

    edit: and this is since yesterday morning

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    how could Long Island go from "the great gatsby" to "jersey shore" in under 100 years?

    how?
    Well, they just tore down the house that inspired the Great Gatsby so...

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    how could Long Island go from "the great gatsby" to "jersey shore" in under 100 years?

    how?

    hey will i think you might like this

    it's part 1 of 5

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0

  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Pony wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    how could Long Island go from "the great gatsby" to "jersey shore" in under 100 years?

    how?

    hey will i think you might like this

    it's part 1 of 5

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhk5Rjz7xk0

    this is pretty well-done

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  • Irond WillIrond Will Dragonmaster Cambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Irond Will wrote: »
    how could Long Island go from "the great gatsby" to "jersey shore" in under 100 years?

    how?
    Well, they just tore down the house that inspired the Great Gatsby so...

    yeah i saw that on some morning show

    the developer was like "yeah it breaks ma heart but what can ya do? these condos aint gonna build themselves"

    the house was looking pretty decrepit though.

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  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Cass at this point you should just show up when they open and be loud and pushy. Really be super pushy.

    And as long as the cat's out of the bag, you might as well start shouting "I POOPED MY PANTS BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T TAKE MY CONDITION SERIOUSLY. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY."

    I found out that my mom told my entire family when my snobby hipster brother e-mailed me and was like 'hey? how is my favorite sister doing?'

    He only ever messages me like that when things go wrong so I sent back 'oh you know, just shaking things up, seizing the day'

    And then he fessed up

    I was really annoyed

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