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Post: Video Game Industry Thread: Smurf those smurfing smurfs right in their smurfs
Forum: Games and Technology
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Posted by: jothki
Original Content:
dbrock270 wrote: »
also do kids even know what the smurfs are, i was porn in 1987 and i barely remember them.

How does someone become porn?

Nine months before they're born.

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    OK.

    That's pretty fantastic.

    Spoiler:
  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Oh gosh, how inappropriate.

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    I imagine that someone out there has to be a porn baby. I wonder how that feels.

    I assume that most studios are way too professional to let something like that happen, but when you consider all the sex tapes floating around...

  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    how was i conceived mom

    well

    it was a very special night, very intimate, just me, your father, and four other men

  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Rent wrote: »
    how was i conceived mom

    well

    it was a very special night, very intimate, just me, your father, and four other men

    With cameras and a boom mic.

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  • NerdtendoNerdtendo Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    how was i conceived mom

    well

    it was a very special night, very intimate, just me, your father, and four other men

    With cameras and a boom mic.

    And Samuel L. Jackson.

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  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    how was i conceived mom

    well

    it was a very special night, very intimate, just me, your father, and four other men

    With cameras and a boom mic.

    And Samuel L. Jackson.

    "Smurf is Smurf! I have had it with these Smurfing snakes on this Smurfing plane!"
    Spoiler:

    Farscape is pretty much the best at anything
  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User
    Rent wrote: »
    how was i conceived mom

    well

    it was a very special night, very intimate, just me, your father, and four other men

    ...I meant the orderlies at the IVF clinic!

    God damn it Junior, you have such a dirty mind.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads Let Piggy Chimp decideRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Nerdtendo wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Rent wrote: »
    how was i conceived mom

    well

    it was a very special night, very intimate, just me, your father, and four other men

    With cameras and a boom mic.

    And Samuel L. Jackson.

    "Smurf is Smurf! I have had it with these Smurfing snakes on this Smurfing plane!"
    Spoiler:

    All R-rated movies should now feature made-for-TV versions that only have Samuel L Jackson angrily shouting variations of "smurf" overdubbing the profanity.

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  • KilroyKilroy Seer of Heart Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    All R-rated movies should now feature made-for-TV versions that only have Samuel L Jackson angrily shouting variations of "smurf" overdubbing the profanity.

    This is what happens, Larry, when you smurf a stranger in the smurf.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    All R-rated movies should now feature made-for-TV versions that only have Samuel L Jackson angrily shouting variations of "smurf" overdubbing the profanity.

    This is what happens, Larry, when you smurf a stranger in the smurf.

    I would pay American money for this to be DLC in Saints Row 3

  • MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    "smurfin' make me sick, you smurfin' smurf."
    "I am a smurf? You're calling me a smurf? You lowlife piece of smurf - you smurfed - my - cousin! You didn't think I knew about that! I smelled her smurf juice all over your smurfin' face! You smurfin' sick smurf! How dare you? And all this time I'm thinking there's something wrong with me. You smurfin sick smurf!"

    Farscape is pretty much the best at anything
  • HenroidHenroid Baba Booey to y'all Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    All R-rated movies should now feature made-for-TV versions that only have Samuel L Jackson angrily shouting variations of "smurf" overdubbing the profanity.

    This is what happens, Larry, when you smurf a stranger in the smurf.

    "You see what happens Larry!? You see what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps?!"

    Also, how are you confusing Sam Jackson and John Goodman?

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  • Gaming-FreakGaming-Freak Registered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    "smurfin' make me sick, you smurfin' smurf."
    "I am a smurf? You're calling me a smurf? You lowlife piece of smurf - you smurfed - my - cousin! You didn't think I knew about that! I smelled her smurf juice all over your smurfin' face! You smurfin' sick smurf! How dare you? And all this time I'm thinking there's something wrong with me. You smurfin sick smurf!"

    Say smurf again! I dare you! I double-dare you, mother-smurfer, say smurf one more damn time!

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  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how I feel about my post being upstaged by the thread title.

  • KilroyKilroy Seer of Heart Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote: »
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    All R-rated movies should now feature made-for-TV versions that only have Samuel L Jackson angrily shouting variations of "smurf" overdubbing the profanity.

    This is what happens, Larry, when you smurf a stranger in the smurf.

    "You see what happens Larry!? You see what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps?!"

    Also, how are you confusing Sam Jackson and John Goodman?

    I'm not. The joke was having Sam Jackson overdub tv versions of movies with profanity, not just Sam Jackson movies. I used the Big Lebowski as an example because it has one of the worst tv overdubs ever.

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