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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I bet there are women who lament that the best men always go for the crazy women.

    Nice guys and sane girls.

    They appeal to that need to protect. Shelter them from all of the awful things they've been through. Then next thing you know they are faking suicide attempts and trying to cut you in half with a sword.

    The urge to protect thing is sort of... I dunno. I find it unattractive to need to be protected or taken care of, so the crazy love ain't something I've ever really understood.

    Oddly enough, I seem to attract crazy women. So, I dunno wtf that's about.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Mommy, daddy? Are you fighting? D:

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    I have been dissappointed once tonight by basketball

    Now dude is going to do the same

    Sad

    Dumbest dude ever

    i will wait up a few more minutes

    not sure if I should call him or just let it go

    edit: orrrrr not!

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ok he finally texted back

    I think I'm going straight aggressive at this point, who cares

    So It Goes on
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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I bet there are women who lament that the best men always go for the crazy women.

    Nice guys and sane girls.

    They appeal to that need to protect. Shelter them from all of the awful things they've been through. Then next thing you know they are faking suicide attempts and trying to cut you in half with a sword.

    The urge to protect thing is sort of... I dunno. I find it unattractive to need to be protected or taken care of, so the crazy love ain't something I've ever really understood.

    Oddly enough, I seem to attract crazy women. So, I dunno wtf that's about.

    I dunno; That last chick sounded pretty crazy.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    seriously I am annoyed

    Are you still waiting up for this guy? Man, c'mon.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Does writing sex count as sex?

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Look at him, dating that crazy bitch. You know she's going to start screaming at him for no reason. You know she's going to pull out a crazy faux-religion and demand he respect it.

    Baby, you know I'd be here for you every day. Communicating my feelings with clarity. Being consistent. But no, they can't see it! Men are dumb.

    These conversations exist

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    in the words of rex grossman, fuck it I"m going deep

    So It Goes on
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    in the sense that you are telling him what you want?

    girls that do that are pretty sexy

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ok he finally texted back

    I think I'm going straight aggressive at this point, who cares

    You could go gay aggressive.

    That might throw him for a loop.

    Winky on
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I bet there are women who lament that the best men always go for the crazy women.

    Nice guys and sane girls.

    They appeal to that need to protect. Shelter them from all of the awful things they've been through. Then next thing you know they are faking suicide attempts and trying to cut you in half with a sword.

    The urge to protect thing is sort of... I dunno. I find it unattractive to need to be protected or taken care of, so the crazy love ain't something I've ever really understood.

    Oddly enough, I seem to attract crazy women. So, I dunno wtf that's about.

    I dunno; That last chick sounded pretty crazy.

    Yeah, good point. But I didn't know she was crazy until our not-date. And she was completely unattracted to me, so like, I dunno. I guess she's so crazy this whole thing is flipped.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I bet there are women who lament that the best men always go for the crazy women.

    Nice guys and sane girls.

    They appeal to that need to protect. Shelter them from all of the awful things they've been through. Then next thing you know they are faking suicide attempts and trying to cut you in half with a sword.

    The urge to protect thing is sort of... I dunno. I find it unattractive to need to be protected or taken care of, so the crazy love ain't something I've ever really understood.

    Oddly enough, I seem to attract crazy women. So, I dunno wtf that's about.

    It's complicated and tied into a self-destructive need I had to prove I wasn't a villain. So I tilted at a lot of windmills.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    in the sense that you are telling him what you want?

    girls that do that are pretty sexy

    I thought that this might be the case.

    But the couple of times where girls I don't know really well have been really forward with me, it wasn't sexy and was actually just uncomfortable.

    But they weren't very hot, so...

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Look at him, dating that crazy bitch. You know she's going to start screaming at him for no reason. You know she's going to pull out a crazy faux-religion and demand he respect it.

    Baby, you know I'd be here for you every day. Communicating my feelings with clarity. Being consistent. But no, they can't see it! Men are dumb.

    These conversations exist

    Yes, and holy shit, they are glorious.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    in the words of rex grossman, fuck it I"m going deep

    This

    Is committing to it

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    ugh slow texters

    why

    why are you so slow

    So It Goes on
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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    like if some chick went "I think you're cute. let's go out some time" she goes up a few magnitudes in my eyes

    maybe not enough depending on who it is, though

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ugh slow texters

    why

    why are you so slow

    Our love of full sentences? Our huge thumbs?

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ugh slow texters

    why

    why are you so slow

    Our love of full sentences? Our huge thumbs?

    I do full sentences

    it doesn't take half an hour

    So It Goes on
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    man

    i hope my next 'let's fuck' offer comes from someone i like as a person

    that'd be nice

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    The hospital isn't going to fix anything. This fucking sucks. I don't know what to do.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I bet there are women who lament that the best men always go for the crazy women.

    Nice guys and sane girls.

    They appeal to that need to protect. Shelter them from all of the awful things they've been through. Then next thing you know they are faking suicide attempts and trying to cut you in half with a sword.

    The urge to protect thing is sort of... I dunno. I find it unattractive to need to be protected or taken care of, so the crazy love ain't something I've ever really understood.

    Oddly enough, I seem to attract crazy women. So, I dunno wtf that's about.

    It's complicated and tied into a self-destructive need I had to prove I wasn't a villain. So I tilted at a lot of windmills.

    I know what you mean.

    I think it's really tied into your self-esteem. At least, for me it is. I feel like I want someone to need me, and I want to go around rescuing people and being Jesus and crap.

    But that shit's just frustrating, Sisyphean, and dangerous.

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ugh slow texters

    why

    why are you so slow

    im dong best I can

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    i hope my next 'let's fuck' offer comes from someone i like as a person

    that'd be nice

    Let's fuck

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Organichu, let's fuck. It's been a long time coming.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    i hope my next 'let's fuck' offer comes from someone i like as a person

    that'd be nice

    Hey Organichu....





    :winky:

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    Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ugh slow texters

    why

    why are you so slow

    im dong best I can

    :lol:

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ugh slow texters

    why

    why are you so slow

    Our love of full sentences? Our huge thumbs?

    I do full sentences

    it doesn't take half an hour

    Well then the huge thumb factor. Seriously. Huge thumbs make texting a bitch. I'm pretty sure Megan Fox takes weeks to text.

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    So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    i hope my next 'let's fuck' offer comes from someone i like as a person

    that'd be nice

    uh oh what happened

    So It Goes on
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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Okay fine, I'll settle for a threesome with Senj. one-two-three NOT IT.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I bet there are women who lament that the best men always go for the crazy women.

    Nice guys and sane girls.

    They appeal to that need to protect. Shelter them from all of the awful things they've been through. Then next thing you know they are faking suicide attempts and trying to cut you in half with a sword.

    The urge to protect thing is sort of... I dunno. I find it unattractive to need to be protected or taken care of, so the crazy love ain't something I've ever really understood.

    Oddly enough, I seem to attract crazy women. So, I dunno wtf that's about.

    It's complicated and tied into a self-destructive need I had to prove I wasn't a villain. So I tilted at a lot of windmills.

    It's not just you though. This is a strangely common attraction.

    Wash on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Goddammit, why are you so popular chu?

    Everyone wants to steal you from me.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    man

    i hope my next 'let's fuck' offer comes from someone i like as a person

    that'd be nice

    Let's fuck

    sold!

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Like, why would I want to be with someone I perceive as weaker than me?

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    ugh slow texters

    why

    why are you so slow

    Our love of full sentences? Our huge thumbs?

    I do full sentences

    it doesn't take half an hour

    Well then the huge thumb factor. Seriously. Huge thumbs make texting a bitch. I'm pretty sure Megan Fox takes weeks to text.

    my friend has her thumbs and he texts fast

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    He probably has a non-smartphone. Desperately clawing at the numbers like a racoon on a garbage pail lid. The promise of nirvana inside driving him to madness.

    I'm sorry, this metaphor became unflattering suddenly.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Like, why would I want to be with someone I perceive as weaker than me?

    You do it because you want to be the hero and help someone. And you usually have this fantasy in your mind like your love is going to be the one thing that fixes everything for them and you'll live happily ever after.

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    SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited April 2011
    Henroid wrote: »
    Okay fine, I'll settle for a threesome with Senj. one-two-three NOT IT.

    Errybody wants a threesome with me

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2011
    like, i have no trouble getting laid

    i don't really talk about how much sex i get (even when i haven't particularly taken care of my body in a while) because i know a bunch of people here don't get laid at all

    but recently all my sex and apparent opportunities are from like, shitty exes

    it is frustrating, i like sex, i want it to be a positive thing and not have all of this negative accoutrement

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