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New Comic thread for Wednesday 5/4/2011

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Coinage wrote: »
    I have been looking at DeviantArt a lot lately to find more Friendship is Magic art. This comic is one of the truest things I've ever read.

    This post

    :lol:

    http://mylittlecomrade.deviantart.com/gallery/

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  • Goose!Goose! Its a rebranding thing Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Something tells me that this thread is going to deteriorate til Friday.

  • BelruelBelruel naw Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Loli, like Lolita (the book).

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  • Bacon-BuTTyBacon-BuTTy Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I remember hearing about some teacher who got fired because he had porn drawings of Lisa/Bart from the Simpsons on his hard drive.

    Way back, my friend used to let his little brother use his computer. Even gave him a little folder called "Tim's stuff" that he could keep his things in. He promised to never go in there and that Tim could have complete privacy.

    We looked in Tim's folder once.

    Full of Simpsons porn.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Goose! wrote: »
    Something tells me that this thread is going to deteriorate til Friday.

    deteriorate?

    so dark and foul I can't disguise
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  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, as soon as the spyware kicks in, you'll see plenty of vore.

    Anyone else notice that the wierd little sexual fetishes have 4 letter words to sum them up?

    Vore
    Scat
    Loli

    Don't want to think of anything else.

    Foot

    Wait, that one's pretty tame.

    Uh, kpop?

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    goddammit what the hell joeuser



    (...Sailor Hitler I'm not even kidding?)

    so dark and foul I can't disguise
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Guys the site is called Deviant Art. You can't say you weren't warned.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Null Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Peccavi wrote: »
    Well, as soon as the spyware kicks in, you'll see plenty of vore.

    Anyone else notice that the wierd little sexual fetishes have 4 letter words to sum them up?

    Vore
    Scat
    Loli

    Don't want to think of anything else.

    Foot

    Wait, that one's pretty tame.

    Uh, kpop?

    Marm.

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  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I remember hearing about some teacher who got fired because he had porn drawings of Lisa/Bart from the Simpsons on his hard drive.

    But it's ok, because he later went on to design the London Olympics logo

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  • SeptusSeptus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I go there to find pictures of spaceships for my tumblr, but these are very brief and narrowly defined forays onto the site.

    Of course, Tumblr just naturally puts weird pictures into my face for harmless tags, like "monster girls", lolis as part of horrible cyborg constructs etc.

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  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Well, the site is called "Deviant" Art.
    adj.
    Differing from a norm or from the accepted standards of a society.

    edit: damnit, Butler

  • TyberiusTyberius Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    kingworks wrote: »
    Spoiler:

    For those who want the whole package. heh

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Guro
    Yaoi
    Bara

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2011
    A couple years back, I discovered this guy on DA and quite enjoy his stuff. I don't remember how I ever came across it, as I had not even heard of DA before that time.

    Here are some samples that are cool:
    Spoiler:

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  • KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    SabreMau wrote: »
    There's also dirt basements.

    holy shit

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  • DMACDMAC Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited May 2011
    Every once in a while someone will add some of my pieces to their favorites so I'll think, "Oh, this person likes my work, what else do they have in their favorites?"

    Often the answer is my work and a ton of anime porn.

  • Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DMAC wrote: »
    Every once in a while someone will add some of my pieces to their favorites so I'll think, "Oh, this person likes my work, what else do they have in their favorites?"

    Often the answer is my work and a ton of anime porn.

    Your stuff would likely be the only good stuff in there.

    [SIGPIC]I did warn you not to trust me.[/SIGPIC]
  • mentok1982mentok1982 I could never leave you PAX baby. BaltimoreRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    When I joined Ok Cupid I had to come up with a username that was not mentok1982 because potential dates might lookup
    that name and find my Deviant Art profile. Then they would see my collection of sexy superheroine fan art in my Favorites folder
    and think that I am some weird guy that's way into cartoon porn.

    I am not an artist but I have posted a few photos on there.

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  • KrentzKrentz Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    So many terrible 4 letter words in this thread.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • CoinageCoinage The man from the other side Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Coinage wrote: »
    I have been looking at DeviantArt a lot lately to find more Friendship is Magic art. This comic is one of the truest things I've ever read.

    This post

    :lol:
    I know why you're laughing (and I don't really care, kpop boy :P), but there's a surprisingly large amount of good art submitted to DA. You just have to scroll past a bunch of horribly amateur and sometimes creepy things to get to it. It's worth the slight time investment to me, I don't exactly have a ton of important things to do.

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  • Cargo CultureCargo Culture Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    mentok1982 wrote: »
    When I joined Ok Cupid I had to come up with a username that was not mentok1982 because potential dates might lookup
    that name and find my Deviant Art profile. Then they would see my collection of sexy superheroine fan art in my Favorites folder
    and think that I am some weird guy that's way into cartoon porn.

    I am not an artist but I have posted a few photos on there.

    Who knows. Maybe you'd find a date that was into that sort of thing.

    [SIGPIC]I did warn you not to trust me.[/SIGPIC]
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINE Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Yeah I dunno. I can get why people might be weirded out by that, but making it illegal seems like you're stepping into thought-crime territory.

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Yeah I dunno. I can get why people might be weirded out by that, but making it illegal seems like you're stepping into thought-crime territory.

    I suppose a lot of the fear comes from the idea that those pictures might not be "enough" after a while and then the danger happens when they look for the real thing.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    DMAC wrote: »
    Every once in a while someone will add some of my pieces to their favorites so I'll think, "Oh, this person likes my work, what else do they have in their favorites?"

    Often the answer is my work and a ton of anime porn.

    time to start working on hentai

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINE Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Yeah I dunno. I can get why people might be weirded out by that, but making it illegal seems like you're stepping into thought-crime territory.

    I suppose a lot of the fear comes from the idea that those pictures might not be "enough" after a while and then the danger happens when they look for the real thing.

    I get where the fear comes from, but like many assumptions made by people, it might make sense to some people based on first thought, but there's no real evidence to prove that it's the case. There isn't even a strong correlation between looking at/having loli and child molestation for people to wrongly assume causation, they just think "Well if they look at X kind of pictures eventually they'll move on to molesting children" sort of slippery slope logic, when in reality there's not much to suggest that's actually the case. So people are punishing others out of their own fear which is not well founded in reality.

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  • faitsfaits a panda eating cake seattleRegistered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Yeah I dunno. I can get why people might be weirded out by that, but making it illegal seems like you're stepping into thought-crime territory.

    I suppose a lot of the fear comes from the idea that those pictures might not be "enough" after a while and then the danger happens when they look for the real thing.

    oh god I'm slipping

    I'm slipping down this slippery slope what do I dooooo (it's so slippery!)

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    use the slope as lube

    STEAM
    Spoiler:
  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I'm pretty sure the "Daily Deviation" page has to have at least one piece of artwork with a nude lady in it or the site explodes.

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  • el_vicioel_vicio Dog controls your destiny. Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Tycho wrote:
    Presumably on account of its “weirdness,” [Gabe] just sent - to the entire office - a link to a DA page that featured

    - Quetzalcoatl biting a woman’s vagina with a kind of jagged proto-beak
    - A werewolf biting a woman on her vagina
    - A malevolent vagina biting another vagina on the vagina

    o_o

  • DroffatsDroffats Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Does Jerry link to the wrong comic in his post just to fuck with us?

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    While listening to the radio this morning, I heard some pretty real talk about the Sony thing - interviews with real, live Gamezorz about what it means when something you have purchased has key features which simply disappear. I can’t even imagine the fear they are feeling in their underground bunker at Microsoft, how many pizza men have been sniped just on principle. I'm sure they are eating things out of cans without heating the contents, cutting themselves occasionally on the serrated edge. I saw a truly amazing article on Krocataw that suggested that no networks anywhere were safe ever, but to keep using them every day because you have no choice.

    This report was on Morning edition on NPR, it was pretty hilarious to hear people talking about the PSN loss in tones most would reserve for the loss of a friend or parent.

    "we used to play Battlefield 1943 on this machine. But now..now it's a useless piece of plastic"

  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    The broken Kotaku link took me to the 404 page, which I had never seen before and which made me laugh
    Thank you, broken link

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    faits wrote: »
    Sassori wrote: »
    I love pigs, I want to kiss them and marry them. I also want to have sex with a female pig.

    This is the best.

    And loli is lolicon, a Japanese thing, it's hentai of underage girls. I think it's still totally legal there, but if you try and import it to the US or the UK or something, authorities will fuck you up on child porn possession charges.

    Which, personally, I don't really get. They're drawings.

    Yeah I dunno. I can get why people might be weirded out by that, but making it illegal seems like you're stepping into thought-crime territory.

    I suppose a lot of the fear comes from the idea that those pictures might not be "enough" after a while and then the danger happens when they look for the real thing.

    oh god I'm slipping

    I'm slipping down this slippery slope what do I dooooo (it's so slippery!)

    What's happening? I'm confused.

    Are you slipping? Are you okay? Do you need boat shoes or something to provide you with traction?

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Langly wrote: »
    While listening to the radio this morning, I heard some pretty real talk about the Sony thing - interviews with real, live Gamezorz about what it means when something you have purchased has key features which simply disappear. I can’t even imagine the fear they are feeling in their underground bunker at Microsoft, how many pizza men have been sniped just on principle. I'm sure they are eating things out of cans without heating the contents, cutting themselves occasionally on the serrated edge. I saw a truly amazing article on Krocataw that suggested that no networks anywhere were safe ever, but to keep using them every day because you have no choice.

    This report was on Morning edition on NPR, it was pretty hilarious to hear people talking about the PSN loss in tones most would reserve for the loss of a friend or parent.

    "we used to play Battlefield 1943 on this machine. But now..now it's a useless piece of plastic"

    Maybe the PSN was their only friend/parent

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    Lord Dave wrote: »
    The broken Kotaku link took me to the 404 page, which I had never seen before and which made me laugh
    Thank you, broken link

    It reminds me of an error I used to get on my old computer, sometimes it wouldn't boot correctly (I think there was a connection problem with one of the wires), it would just come up on the opening DOS prompt with

    "BIOS DOES NOT BE INSTALLED"

    that was it, the entire message. The first time it happened, my friend and I weren't even upset about the computer, we just about died from laughing at my illiterate motherboard.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited May 2011
    I saw a truly amazing article on Krocataw that suggested that no networks anywhere were safe ever, but to keep using them every day because you have no choice.

    That was an interesting perspective.

    Then again, it was from a person who makes their living offering security services. Maybe that’s just what his sales pitch looks like.

    It's the ONLY sales pitch these days, Tycho.

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