So Anna Nicole is dead...

Slapnuts

Proving its possible to die of shame.

In other news, my entire newsroom just gathered around the television to watch this. I repeat, news professionals are gathering around television sets to watch this coverage.

redimpulse

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

Xyth

And the world suffers... no real loss

or

2/08/07 NEVAR FORGET

Deusfaux

its sad how much attention this'll get

in relation to her worth as a human being on this planet

tyrannus

Wiki -

On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was rushed to hospital. A witness told local media that paramedics were pumping her chest when they took her out of the hotel. She's dead Anthony. Sorry buddy. She's dead, Jim.

ThatDudeOverThere

So do I get to fuck her corpse or what?
Edit: ahahahaha

Slapnuts

Howard K. Stern did it.

Fanboi

2-8-07

Never forget. Right now she's up in heaven gogo dancing for Dimebag Darrell.

mrpaku

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

or batman

isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

ascot

I feel sorry for her young daughter. or rather, the person who has to explain the family history to her. lawdy.

Jordyn

mrpaku wrote:

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

or batman

isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

oh my god she's going to battle...


I have no idea.

Malkor

Slapnuts wrote:

Howard K. Stern did it.

This is the shadiest chain of events ever. Howard K's in the middle of the entire thing.

tyrannus

On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was rushed to hospital. A witness told local media that paramedics were pumping her chest when they took her out of the hotel. It was later the she was found with cum in her ears. She had been raped by a puerto rican bell man. Awkwardly enough, traces of anal lube were found in her left nostril.

redimpulse

mrpaku wrote:

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

or batman

isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

I don't think the batman idea would work. The death was not tragic

DarkPrimus

I notice they don't give her age in the article, like most obit annoucements.

sark

i'm going to fap to some of her old pictures tonight in tribute.

GABBO GABBO GABBO

Deusfaux wrote:

its sad how much attention this'll get

in relation to her worth as a human being on this planet

Sort of like you.

Also, I wonder if the child's new guardian will sue for the money that her mother should have gotten from the oil tycoon.

nateluke

I call conspiracy until I see the body.

Just like Paul McCartney.

PiptheFair

my state finally did something right

mrpaku

Jordyn wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

or batman

isn't she the default person that old dude's money would go to?

oh my god she's going to battle...


I have no idea.

she's going to battle a media mogul paris hilton thirty years from now after she discovers paris's stem cell harvesting ring and plan to unleash herpes into new york's drinking water

tyrannus

go to the wiki entry before it gets changed!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Nicole_Smith

Druhim

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

redimpulse

Dear god how many Wiki edits are we going to see on this one?

P10

Wikipedia wrote:

On February 8, 2007, Smith was found unresponsive in a room of the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. She was rushed to a hospital. A witness told local media that paramedics were performing CPR[4] when they took her out of the hotel. She was later pronounced dead by doctors. Officials are investigating that crazy astronaut chick.

I knew it was a fucking NASA conspiracy

ThatDudeOverThere

"On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

ahahahaha

Slapnuts

sark wrote:

i'm going to fap to some of her old pictures tonight in tribute.

That sure trumps my watching Naked Gun 33 1/3.

Butters

Druhim wrote:

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

Yeah I hear her son had the behavior of a kid 12 years younger than he really was on account of how she babied him so much.

Jordyn

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

"On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

ahahahaha

Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

Squashua

My dog's vet, who was one of the nicest people I have ever met as well as being a community leader, passed away yesterday.

His passing is a true loss.

Coincidentally, we're not all that far from Hollywood Florida. I've been to the Seminole Hard Rock - had a portion of my cousin's bachelor party there.

DrZiplock

Jordyn wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

"On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

ahahahaha

Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

I'm impressed by your knowledge of this.

DuskTwilight

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

mrpaku

i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

ThatDudeOverThere

Jordyn wrote:

ThatDudeOverThere wrote:

"On February 12, 2007, men across the country will wear their zippers at half-mast to honor Ms. Smith's memory."

ahahahaha

Just remember, to properly fly a zipper at half-mast, it must be first fully zipped, and then unzipped halfway.

Of course.

Can't be half-assing when you honor a piece of ass.

Druhim

Butters wrote:

Druhim wrote:

redimpulse wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

i feel bad for her daughter

It does kinda suck, but maybe now she can grow up to be a normal contributing member to society.

Yeah, I think her daughter will have a slightly better chance of not being so fucked up without her mom around. Not that I would have ever wished death on her, but this turn of events isn't surprising considering the string of higly questionable decisions she's made in her lifetime.

Yeah I hear her son had the behavior of a kid 12 years younger than he really was on account of how she babied him so much.

Yeah, if his mother acted like a child where would he learn any differently?

PiptheFair

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

kill her now

Meissnerd

I'm going to not care in tribute of never having cared.

ThatDudeOverThere

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

What?

Why?!

redimpulse

mrpaku wrote:

i like how you guys have enough common sense to start fucking the corpse before it even has a chance to get cold

Of course!

SE++ is on top of things

Seph

PiptheFair wrote:

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

kill her now

Wow dusk, no wonder you're fucked up

sark

DuskTwilight wrote:

I just told my mom about this. She screamed and started crying as if her own mother had been shot dead before her eyes.

show her your exes boobs.

that sure cheered me up.

Seph

I think I'll look at them now